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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Intervewing Bears

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: we playd MK Dons (full nayme; Milton Keynes Franchise Scum) an got a 2-2 not-a-looz. Then wen we got home, Granny had fownd an old video of us playin an winnin agenst Charlton (full nayme; cheetin non-Kent squatter scum) an it waz gratye to re-liv the memory an do a sellybraytory darnce up an down Daddy's arm.
  • Simpsons: no- Granny duzzent put this on. I think the yello skin confewses her.
  • Tesco: yes- went wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. I waz abol to demonstrayte to Daddy how grayte it is to shop wiv Granny - as she is very slow an likes to go from wun side of the shop to the uther an then bak agen and then off bak agen and agen. Daddy syed alot.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 wassent expektin that /10
  • Overall Score: 7.63216/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Granny is moovin nex Therzday, to a littol bungalow neer us. She sez thare won't be room for awl her Bears thare, so sum ov them ar goin to come an liv wiv us.

I hav been bizzy intervewin all the Bears to see hoo is comin wiv us an hoo is goin to liv wiv Granny. Arfter awl, thare's rools in my howse. Thare's no room for anarkists. Anarky leeds to confewzion an mess. An if yu hav confewzion an mess, how ar yu goin to find yor emergensy hug pants in a storm?

To be onnist, I havent eevn menshund it to the reelly old sleepy Bears. I think they wud be ok wiv Granny. I think LBBBJ mite be too mutch for sum ov them. An bein intervewd mite just mayke them jump.

Today I hav been intervewin a cuppol of llamas. Granny reelly duzz liv wiv sum weirdos.

10 comments:

Hammie Hamster said...

I hope you'll have fun all the new bears that come to live with you soon! I'm glad they come to live with you so Granny can still see them when she comes to visit your home!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Hooray! Granny is moving nearer to you at last! You'll be able to carfter her even better now! Easter Hugs to you (and a special big one from Violet who has seen your pin-up in the sewing room and thinks you are 'buff'!- I wonder what she means? - i'd say you were more 'brown' myself)x

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Bob,
Be nice to lamas, they can spit on you if you offend them. Just sayin'. If you need some help interviewing, I can send Charlie.
Sally Ann

Marlowe said...

You will have to introduce some of your new friends here! I like meeting everyone's new friends!

Stardust said...

Lla, llamas? Besydes bears?

Hurray! Granny iz finally movin neer. An maybe more shopping + strollin is gud fer her. It'll be nice havin everybody at the dinner tabol.

I'm expectin beary cool parties wiv yur new gang showin up!

Two French Bulldogs said...

we sure are happy granny is moving near by. I bet you make her beary happy
Benny & Lily

Feronia said...

Glad Granny is going to be living closer to you soon, Bob! Happy Easter!

Joe Stains said...

oh my sounds like quite the process, good luck. glad your gram will be near.

Beanie Mouse said...

Llamas are weird? Well coming from someone that lives with a crocodragon, that's not saying a lot!!!

BumbleVee said...

Oh, but how wonderful that she is moving and will be closer....at least she can come over to your house and visit with her old friends.... perfect!!