WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Good job I'm a payshunt Bear.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No. I did consider goin on strike abowt this lak-ov-Simpson sitchewayshun, but as I do evrything rownd heer, that wassent reelly feezabol.
  • Tesco: Yes but too cold to ride in the trolley. (Dayer mayde ov metal, yu noe.)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha got Mummy agen! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.7650001/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Tons ov snow heer. TONS!! I carnt go owt alone. Mummy sed sheed looz me cos it's deeper than me. (I meen longer. It issent deeper than me as I'm a very deep Bear ov deep thorts.) Well she wuddent looz me reelly, cos I'd leev a trail. But gerls don't think ov that type of thing, do they?

Daddy still hassent mayde me a Snowbear an he has no excewse becos he hassent been to werk cos they shut the skools. It's a good job I'm a payshunt Bear. But I do wonder if he sumtimes fergets that a Bear is a ferroshus animol hoo shuddent be pusht.

Hurrumppff!!!!!

Hav yu a pikcher ov a Snowbear yet???


10 comments:

Feronia said...

Mummy & Daddy are very lucky you are *such* a payshunt bear, Bob :)

Buttons the Bear said...

No Snowbears here yet. Snowbeary still hasn't come out of hybearnation yet. They are predicting snow overnight Friday. So no snowbear making yet.

Sometimes it down right hard for a bear to be so patient. Hang in there Bob.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Well, you are a lucky bear to have some snow. We havn't got any! (yet, anyway).

mrsnesbitt said...

More snow here - Day 9 infact!

Beanie Mouse said...

Well, that's no good. We had snow in Brighton all the way down to the sea and we made a snow mouse in it. So your Dad has no excuse. Did you see my scrap book pictures yet?! You're in it!

jabblog said...

Well now, Bob, I see you're a Kentish bear (mrs nesbitt sent me over here)
I used to live in Kent and even went to see the Gills once (UP THE GILLS!!)
We had enough snow but it was too cold to make a snowbear and anyway I prefer a real Edward bear!
I do hope your Miss Fluffy doesn't wobble for too long.

Jerry and Ben said...

Hello to B. T. Bear from the US! We're enjoying the blog. If you like, you're invited to visit our bear blog:

http://www.themanyadventuresofjerryandben.blogspot.com/

Best wishes, Ben.

Hammie Hamster said...

Today the snow started melting here, that's a good thing because Sinterklaas brings his presents to the children today and he's very old so we don't want him to fall!

Marlowe said...

It was supposed to snow yesterday, but we got barely a flurry. Sigh.

Birthday Bear said...

Hi Bob T Bear,
I love your spelling. Did your daddy teach you?
Hope you get a snowbear soon. No chance of me getting one it is ver very hot here. I'm staying at Ann's place at the moment.
Luv
Birthday Bear aka Social Butterfly.