tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35150505.post8581953472488075796..comments2023-10-28T13:51:17.349+01:00Comments on Bob T Bear (esq.)'s Diary: Mouse DietsB.T.Bear (esq.)http://www.blogger.com/profile/15921871273684847038noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35150505.post-28184647574950103582006-12-23T01:09:00.000+00:002006-12-23T01:09:00.000+00:00I've put sum dried pasta down tonight as I want to...I've put sum dried pasta down tonight as I want to see this! Heehehehehe!!!!<br />I wonder wat yor parronts' speshol food was?<br />As fer mouse fights, I havent herd fights, but I've heard them grinding their teeth on our floor joists, between the bedroom upstairs and the lounge downstairs... I do hope I'm not on the sofa wen the seeling falls down as that's right beneath where I hear it...B.T.Bear (esq.)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15921871273684847038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35150505.post-86558869770575791522006-12-21T10:50:00.000+00:002006-12-21T10:50:00.000+00:00Three years ago, we heard mice constructing a high...Three years ago, we heard mice constructing a high rise in our wall. We knew it was mice, because they (you can't pretend it is just one, if they come in different colors and show up with a buddy) came out to stare at us, and wander around looking for crumbs.<br /><br />Well, we went for humane traps, at first, and three mice became our first tennents in our fort, down in our Teddy Bear Park. Many more preferred our home.<br /><br />Since then, we have seen three new generations of the colony. Baby mice aren't beary sneaky. We cannot figure out how such dumb animals survive to become grown ups, but they do.<br /><br />Things we have learned:<br />1.) Humane traps are an open invitation for any mice within a five mile radius, to move into your home.<br /><br />2.) You cannot train mice to use the bathroom.<br /><br />3.) Mice are smarter then mouse traps.<br /><br />4.) The longer you are nice to them, the longer they continue to colonize your home.<br /><br />5.) Mice like wars in false ceilings, and these wars are NOT quiet.<br /><br />6.) Mice do not use bathrooms, but they do consider counters bathrooms.<br /><br />7.) Since Mommy and Daddy finally put special mouse food behind our trash can, there are finally less and less mice in our home. (Mommy and Daddy won't tell us what the special food is, and won't let us give any to our mice guest in our special hotel -- in Teddy Bear World -- for displaced, lost or wayward stuffied animals and small city animals.)<br /><br />8.) Mommy and Daddy don't like humane traps anymore, which is strange, since they didn't work often.<br /><br />9.) They also like dried pasta.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35150505.post-53098072011583072322006-12-15T00:58:00.000+00:002006-12-15T00:58:00.000+00:00He eats mor than me an Dilly put together. Mind yu...He eats mor than me an Dilly put together. Mind yu, Dilly's diet is disgusting.B.T.Bear (esq.)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15921871273684847038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35150505.post-44674625524553203492006-12-15T00:18:00.000+00:002006-12-15T00:18:00.000+00:00Hmmm a very varied diet, and probably the best fed...Hmmm a very varied diet, and probably the best fed [wild] [ish] mouse ever. I doubt that some pet mice aren't looked after so well, and this one has the freedom of the house! Well, the kitchen anyway.<br /><br />MargaretAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com