Bob T Bear (esq.)'s Diary

Catchin up 1- Granny's Berfday

2012-02-01T01:28:00.009Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: yes, we sor a very old wun, the wun wen Santa's Littol Helper comes to stay!
Tesco: Yes, an I rode in the trolley, too.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.8369/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Oh my giddy arnt! I havent blogd in weeks! Well yu noe hooz to blame thare, don't yu? Yep, can't get the staff.

I've dun tuns of stuff.....

Ferst it was Granny's berfday.
We bort lots of presents but forgot to tayke pikchers! D'oh! (Staff problems agen)
But enyway, we went off for lunch at a 17th Sentry Inn an ate tuns ov food, but mannidged to save room for dizert this time!!!!!!

I had sum Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger BeerYum!!

Heer's me an Granny an Mummy

Dilly liket that the plates had wagonny things on them-

She also liket the lanterns

....an she luvd the horseradish sorce, wich was hot hot hot!

Daddy had roast lamb, Granny had chikken, Mummy had roast beef.....

I liket dizzerts best!
This is wat Granny had.
It's calld 'spotted dick' -HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahHAAAAAAAA!
It's a steamed sponge pudding with sultanas in it an yu get it wiv syrup an custard.
Slurp!

Mummy had hot choc muffin an creem-

Daddy had hot toffee pudding wiv ice creem-OH MY!

This wee doggy was calld Milly.
She livd at the Inn.
This was her speshol corner, wiv her own heater an bowl an cushon.

Granny luvd her strayte away.
She luvs doggys. An they always louv her too.

Wen we got home Mr Scooter had fallen asleep waiting for us at the windo wiv his Bear.

We had ownly been in the howse a few minits, wen Unkal David an she-hoo-must-not-be-named* arrived, wiv my 2 cuzzins. Wun ov them, Dominic, had his berfday the day befor Granny, so Mummy sed they shud both blow owt the candols on the cayke she had got.

Mr Scooter let Dominic stroke him wile they shared the fire an watched tv. Thare was wrappin payper arownd from wen Granny had opend presents, so we put catnip on it!!!Layter, Mr Scooter slept it off-

Well that's all for now. I will do sum mor catch up posts an set them up to publish ortomatikly so I don't hav to wayte for Mummy to help wiv the buttons! Tsk!

Grayte she jus made a cup ov tea. I'm off!

TTFN!

*she-hoo-must-not-be-named= Unkal David an Arnty Stephanie got married in Deesember an Mummy had a hewge row wiv them becos Arnty S was meen to her an now Mummy sez that if we say her nayme three times she will appeer so we mussent. We must say 'she-hoo-must-not-be-named'.
Akchewly I hav had my own nayme for her for a wile wich is 'she-hoo-has-a-fanny-in-her-name' but Daddy maykes his brow go wrinkly at me wen I yews that. Wich meens it must be good HAHAHAHA

Black Bears

2012-01-14T13:51:00.004Z

Gills: No, but weer playing today, so pleez mayke shor yor waring yor lukky bloo pants!!!
Simpsons:No
Tesco: Yup, it's Granny's berfday on Sunday so we sneekt off layte larst nite to buy stuff. My fayvrit is the hewge choklit cayke.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 huzarr!
Overall Score: 7.879/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sandy, from Sit And Stay blog, sent me a link to this grayte video.
It's abowt mamma Blak Bears an baybeez.
They liv in the wild an ar hybernaytin, but the peepol (speshol Bear carfterers) hav to sneek in an giv her a new radio collar wunce a yeer. So! They hav to be very serruptishush abowt it, an handol her baybeez very gently. They ar so cewt, the reporter trys to steal them by putting them down his jacket!

ENJOY!

Thanks, Sandy! That was grayte!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaaa!

2012-01-13T14:31:00.001Z

Brillyent!

Singing animals!

2012-01-11T22:25:00.002Z

Gills: No. An we lost on Saterday to Stoke (full nayme cheatin stoking scum).
Simpsons: No
Tesco: Yes, we went but Mummy an Daddy dident yewz a trolley so I dident get a ride! Cheek!
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 huzarr!
Overall Score: 7.ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sayin how mutch yu liket my Crismoss slideshow!
Heer is a luvly video that my Arnty Cristina sent me today.

Altho Crismoss has gon, the 12th day ov Crismoss wassent that long ago so it issent THAT layte reelly, izit, an it is reelly good, in fakt, if yu wayte rite throo to the very end yu see a Bear wayving.

I hope yu liket it! That cat, the wun that got bored, he made my Mummy larff so mutch she peed her pants! HAHAHA!

Let me now if yu sor the wayving Bear! He looks like Sam!

My Christmas Slide Show

2011-12-31T15:13:00.004Z

Gills: No
Simpsons:No
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.26569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Goodness me! Half the werld is alreddy in next yeer, an I'm still posting abowt Crismoss!!
We hav been watching the new year firewerks on TV- ferst was Sydney, an then we sor Japan! It is creeping this way, folks!!!!

It's a bit like time travel, issent it? My arnty Chris in Ostraylia- an Feronia too, let's not forget!- ar in a diffrent yeer to me. It neerly blows my mind!

Ooof!

OK well heer is sumthing that I hope yu will enjoy. Insted ov posting lots ov fotoes this yeer I hav put them in a slide show.......

(Thare is a mewsik trak to this vid but YouTube ar tayking a wile to add it- so if it's still silent wen yu watch it heer, do chek bak layter an watch it agen wiv sum mewsik!)

I hope that mayde yu all smile! Hehee!
Happy new yeer, evrywun! See yu on the uther side of the line!

Hehehe my best present ever!

2011-12-29T22:36:00.005Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: YES!!! An wun episode was all abowt Lisa! Altho, she was acting a bit weird.
Tesco: No. Mummy went to Iceland an bort Chikn for dinner, then had to throw it away cos it was rank. Serves her rite, reelly.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10

Overall Score: 8ish /10

HO HO HO, BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, we had a fine Crismoss, did yu?? The food was yum an Father Crismoss dident let us down!

Rather than do a long blog of lots of fotoes for yu I'm mayking a slide show of the day- our presents, an also sum piktchers I took today ov the lites in Colchester Hi Street.

MEENWILE! Heer is a littol vid ov Zed dancing to a Bear-sized radio that Father Crismoss left us an also a look at my most fayvrittest best present ever! Can yu gess wat it was??? TEEHEE!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha!
Bear hugs!
I'm off to werk on the slide show.....

Grayte stuff!

2011-12-16T10:17:00.008Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No
Tesco: No, an Daddy's gon today wivowt me. I'm goin to hide his pants.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: far too bizzy for this /10
Overall Score: 7ish but growing/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Look at this Crismoss Tree!!!! It is in Whickham, neer Newcastle.
I 'borrowd' this foto from a website that luvly Littol Leon's mum sent to me. It's BaxterBear. Do go an hav a look at him. Wat an amayzing Bear!! He's kwite old. He waz a tea-tayster befor WW1. I luv a cup ov tea. Wen Mummy did her famly tree, she discuverd that on her Daddy's side, sum relativs wer tea-sorters at the London Docks befor WW1. Oviossly this is not as grayte as finding owt that there wer Breeches Makers in Granny's famly tree, but it is still good, an leeds me to wonder if they met BaxterBear wen he waz a tea-tayster.

Jobs I'd like to hav-

Hunny-tayster
Profeshunal pant sorter
Woodlands gide to littol Bears (how to ID best leevs for wipeability, etc.)

-Do yu hav eny dreem jobs that yu'd like??

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

Mummy suggestid that if I am too bizzy to blog evry day I mite want to ownly tell yu wun thing at a time an spred it owt a bit. But I carnt cos I hav MOR GRAYTE STUFF I WANT TO SHARE WIV YU!!!!

Oh my beads!
Look!
Beanie mayde me a Bob-slay!!!!
I hope the postbear enjoyd it. He wud hav seen it, as it cayme wiv stamps on the sole, no envelope, wich is so fantasik! How menny peepol did it mayke smile on the way?? Hehe! Beanie is sutch fun!!
Hehehe look at the rokkits! Hehehe!
It's mayde from a flip-flop!
(In Ostraylia I think they call them them THONGS!!! HAHAHA! Oh stop it!)
Cant wayte to get goin on it!
It haz been snowin and sleetin this morning. I do hope we get sum proper sno. I shall ware my red duffel coat an wellies. Dilly wants to ride on the front an pertend to be a dragon pullin Santa's slay (she akchewly fownd a Crismoss card wiv that on. Can yu beleev that?).

I shall praktiss agen on the bannister. I'll set up the Bob-Cam so yu can get sum pikchers ov it. Now that Beanie haz explyned how to steer it (buttok mussels mostly, an then sum toe wiggling) I won't land in the bookcase by the stairs agen.

-Wat is the best thing yu've reseevd in the post so far this Crimbo seezon?*

Thare, thare ar 2 kwestchuns to get yu thinking!!!

*(No, I'm not fishing for compliments for my card hehehehehe tho I am glad so menny ov yu hav sed yu liket it. Hehehee!)

A card bigger than me!!!

2011-12-08T10:04:00.004Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No
Tesco: Yes I went to the littol TEsco shop wiv Mummy cus she needid choklit 'for medicinal reesons'. Akchewly, I told her she cud eet wun -WUN, mind, ov my choklit Bears if it wer an emergensy. She sed THANKS BOB an then ate ALL ov them. So she had to replayce them at an intrest rate ov 100% wich I think is utterly fair.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OH MY BEADS!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OV THIS CRISMOSS CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dit arrived yestaday an it's from SHRINKY!!!! THANKS, SHRINKY!!!! Hehehehe! I never had a card this big befor. Look! It's a Bear calld Bob! Hehehe! It is so big it won't go on the shelf so we hav hung it up like a proper decorayshun!!! FANTASTIC!!!!

TTFN!

Makin my Crismoss Cards

2011-11-29T01:04:00.005Z

Gills: Yes, we got a nil-nil dror wiv Bradford. (That's a not-a-looz)
Simpsons: YES!!! YES!! I akchewly sor The Simpsons! Woohoo!!
Tesco: Sadly not. I think I mite hide Daddy's Weetabix, then weel hav to go. He carnt liv withowt Weetabix.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 -got Mummy in the bath. Hers, not mine, ov corse. Don't worry I cuverd my eyes. Enyway thare wer lots ov bubbles.
Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I deesydid to hav a paw at maykin my own Crismoss cards to send to my frends. Mummy gayve me a bit ov lino, wun ov the bits we bort in Lundon wen we met up wiv Beanie the uther month. I've never dun lino cuttin befor, hav yu? Heer is how yu do it-

Ferst yu dror a pikcher ov three hansum Bears.

Now, yu need to get this pikcher on the lino BAK-TO-FRONT so that it comes owt the rite way wen yu print it. So yu hav to scribble all over the pikcher wiv pencil, wich seems like sakrilidge, but fear not, gentle artist....

Then yu rub the pikcher onto the lino by tracing throo on the bak. Oh look! Thare's me, bak-to-front! Yu can tell, from my ears!
Then yu get a ~~bluddy stupid blitherin thing~~ speshol cutter and cut cut cut all the bits ov lino that won't be lines in yor pikcher. This is kwite hard.
This nex bit waz my fayvrit. Yu skwirt paint on sumthing smooth, then spred it owt wiv a rolly thing calld a brayer. I choze sum brown paynt. It waz like playin wiv meltid choklit.
Next yu yewz the brayer to roll sum paynt onto the lino, an gently put the lino down onto sum payper. Then yu get yor Mummy to peel the lino off gently, and... tah dah!!
He he he! Look! It's me, Sam an Blooberry!!!
Do yu think it's a good likeness? Weer the Three Wise Bears!
Then I choze lots ov diffrent cullerd paypers from Mummy's stash, an mayde all my ~~masterpeeces~~ pikchers into cards-I mayde 15. I carnt find eny envelopes to fit, so I shall hav to mayke thoze too.

As to hoo I send them to, well, if I sent yu wun larst yeer, I shud still hav yor address so I can send yu wun ov theez. If yu've never told me ware yu liv but wud like a card, emayle me yor address an I'll send yu wun!

TTFN!!!

My Garden

2011-11-17T23:30:00.011Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No, I did see Family Guy. Stewie waz telling all his problems to his Bear. His Bear is calld Rupert.
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10 good greeef! I need mor praktiss!!
Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Eevn tho we ar well into Ortum now, my garden still has lots ov intrestin bits in it. I thort I wud share it wiv yu...

Ferst, do yu remember Oakey?
I hav been growing him since he was a haycorn.
He is looking very goldy rite now!

Better giv 'im a bit ov fertilizer for the winter...Hehehe...... I do like oakey!

Theez ar calld Red Hot Pokers!

The birds like to nibbel them.
Look! This wun is calld a Blue Tit.

(an Mummy sez I'm not ment to larf at that nayme)

This is called Pineapple SageIf yu skwish the leevs between yor paws an then smell them, they smell ov pineapple!

This is calld lobelia. I waz cond wiv this, cos the laydy sed it wud be bloo, but as yu can see, it is perpol reelly.

This is our peach tree. We had 2 peaches a few years ago. They wer reelly sweet an joosy. Imagin that! Peaches, grown owtside, in England! Wow!
No peaches this yeer tho. Still, it maykes a fine playce to perch from, wen yor observing stuff.

This is camomile.
Mummy luvs the smell ov it.
Daddy sez it smells like pee.
I agree wiv them both!
This is a nettal! But don't worry it is calld a DED Nettal, so it duzzent sting.
It duz tickol, tho!

This is calld roo. It's a nice culler issent it?
Yu hav to be careful if yor goin to frolik wiv no pants in roo, as it can mayke yu a bit itchy.

Theez ar calld cree-santh-e-mums

Yeers ago, Mummy had a luvly soft blak-an-wite cat calld Miss Figs. She waz very upset wen Miss Figs went to Heven, an she berreed her heer, amung the ivy. Then she bort this iron cat to mark the spot. Mr Scooter coms an sits heer sumtimes. Mummy sez he is chatting wiv his sister. It's OK, it issent a sad playce. It's nice an peacefow.

I don't noe wat this is. It cayme in a bunch ov flowers. Mummy put them in a vase an this bit grew roots, so she planted it. NUN ov us noe wat it is! But it has nice lookin berries!This startid off in a vase too!

Marrygolds!I do like marrygolds!

Theez ar calld pansies! Hehehehe! Pansies! I think that's funny!
Mummy sez theez shud last throo the winter. That'll be nice.

This is calld heeby.
Yes, it is on a slope.

Altho, not THAT mutch ov a slope.
I think the camra slipt!

This is a berd bath. I like to watch them flutter in heer! Mr Scooter sumtimes drinks heer as well!

That thare is a frog. Not a real wun. This wun lites up at nite!

Hmmmmm............. the berds ownly ate half thare food today.....

Thare waz a littol newt in heer the uther week.....

Theez ar primroses. 'Primrose' is Granny Ireland's middol nayme so I am glad theez do well- they hav been heer since last winter!

Look how big the rosemary bush has got! It's growing an growing an spredding!

The sparrows like to hide in it.

The wether has been so mild, this bush thinks it is spring allreddy, an has sum blossom!

This is African Bloo Basil. Or wat is left ov it! It had lots ov flowers an the BEEZ LUVD IT BETTER THAN ENYTHING ELSE IN THE GARDEN!!!! I shall hav to bring it indors soon, so that it will liv throo the winter. I like bees, me, so I want to sayve it for them for nex yeer.

This is a Wethergram. Beanie maykes them, an sent this wun to me.
Wethergrams ar mayde ov all diffrent payper an hav poems on.
Yu hang them owt on the Ortum Ekwinox an then see how the wether chaynges it.If yu look closely yu can see that Beanie yewsd a bit ov a map to mayke this. By sheer cowinsidence, the map is ov Bromley, in Kent, an shows ware Mummy yewst to liv yeers ago, so I think Beanie mite be sykik!!!

Enyway, by the time I had tayken all theez fotoes, the sun had moovd rownd to the front ov the howse. Wen I went inside I fownd that it had mayde a warm sunny puddol ov shine on Scooter's chair, an he was thare, soaking it up!
Teehee!!!!

I hope yu liket looking at my pikchers.
I hope they mayde yu smile!

TTFN!

Mummy's Berfday

2011-11-08T16:14:00.006Z

Gills: YAY!! We beet Northampton (bunch of cobblers!) 4-3
Simpsons: No
Tesco: YAY!! I had a ride in the trolley wile looking for a card for Mummy
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!! Now Mr Scooter is better I manidged to get him /10
Overall Score: 8.1432/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit is Mummy's berfday today so I gayve her a grayte card wiv a Bear on it!

Mr Scooter cayme over to join in with the present giving! He loves to roll in the rapping payper!I did my best ryting on the laybol...

Heer is wat I bort Mummy. Dit's a puzzle ov a Mummy Bear an her baybee Bears!

On Sunday Mummy's frend, Jo, cayme up, wiv her littol gerl, Hazel. Hazel waz 13 on Saturday so we all went owt for a joynt berfday lunch!Thare was roast beef or roast chikken.....

An Mummy had a big glass ov alky ginger beer!

Sum peepol had chairs but we had a 'monk's seat', like a bench, an I got a good vew from the top ov it!Dit was an old pub calld 'The Haywain'. We never fownd owt how old it was, but thare wer lots ov old beams.

Mummy told me to get down (naggg naggg naggg) an got me a littol rocking chair insted:
Enyway, to dessert.....
Choc cheesecake an ice creams with choc sorce an strorbryberrys. Yum!

Hazel was the ownly hewman hoo had eny room for it. Not so, me an Dilly, so we wayted till she was full an then finisht it for her. We dident hav to wayte long!

Wen we got home, Sam brort owt a big choc berfday cayke an we all ate it wiv cream an cups ov tea.Wa-hey!
I like it wen sumwun has a berfday!
Lots of cayke!!!!!
Teehee!!!!!

TTFN,

Art apreeshyayshun 2!

2011-11-03T16:12:00.004Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No, but I did see Family Guy an it was so rood! Hehe! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads!
Tesco: Yes. We bort sum speshol things for Sunday- it's Mummy's berfday next week an we ar having an indor piknik on Sunday to sellybrayte. Wen we got bak from Tesco, I had to hide all the choklit stuff so that Mummy wuddent eet it awl in wun go.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9. Rats! That Sam is getting well good at this. /10
Overall Score: 7.6389000001/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm glad yu liket wat I did to that larst paynting. Thank kew for yor messidges ov encurridgement re. my talents as a paynter and art apreeshyaytor.

Heer is a fine pikcher that I took a foto ov in the summer wen I was owt wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. We went to a cafe calld 'Le Rouge' wich is French for 'our porshuns ov cayke ar enormuss so we ar wun ov Mummy's most fayvrit playces to eet'.

Inside, the walls ar cuverd wiv lots ov diffrent pikchers. Wen Mummy went off to the loo I followd her, cos I thort, 'I wunder wat pikchers they hav in THARE??' Hehehee...... look!

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been to France, but if this is how they dry theyer undies I may hav to....

Art apreeshyayshun

2011-11-01T17:04:00.007Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No
Tesco: No: Daddy went wivowt me as I dident want to scare the peepol at Tesco wiv my cunningly convincing ghost costewm.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 100 /10 got Dilly ten times neer the bed. I was flarged agenst the sheet. Epic!
Overall Score: 7.569/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wasent totally shor abowt The Met's offering on theyer art calendar today.
I deesydid closer inspekshun was calld for.
Hmmm...Hmm. I think I hav an idea....
Jhee jhee jhee jhee...Pants! Wa-hey!!!!Then Mummy sed that lady-bump-pants wer probably a good idea too.
I tryd to chaynge the subject but it dident werk, so I drew sum in.Hmm. Not bad if I say so myself. I rekkon I shud go visit The Met in Merryka an show them my vershun. I'm shor they'd see that by adding pants yu add to the valew ov the painting as yu get mor for yor munny!

Wa-hey!!!!

Woohoohoooooohahahaharrrrrr!!!!

2011-10-31T23:08:00.004Z

WooooOOOOoooOOOooOOOOoooOOOoooOOOOHHAHAHAHAAAARRRR!!!

Hope yoov been having a happy Halloween, evrybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been chasing Dilly. She thinks I'm a ghost!

Then, wen Daddy popped owt to get sum milk, I wuddent let him bak in. I put my ghostly hed rownd the dor an mayde him jump insted.

Dilly's gon off now. Mummy sed she mite be plannin sum revenge but I rekkon sheez jus hiding like a scaredy reptile.

I'm off for cayke.

ByyYYYyyyYYYeeeEEEEeeeeEEEeeee!!!!

I met up with Beanie an Tango! Horray!!!!!!!

2011-10-30T11:43:00.005Z

Gills: We playd Morcombe (bunch ov comeedians) an thanks to theyer blatant unfairness we lost 2-1
Simpsons: yes, we sor a speshol Halloween episode. Wich, altho it was at the rite time of yeer for a chaynge, wassent that good cos they tryd to vayporize Lisa.
Tesco: No, but I Mummy went to the Co-Op then complayned that theyer choklit taystid funny.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oo fergot to do this!!! /10
Overall Score: 7.386/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Larst Sunday I had a grayte day out in London wiv Mummy an Dilly- we went to meet Beanie an Tango Bear (an Dilly's wagon frend, George)!!!

Mummy serparst herself by forgetting the camra. DO'H!!!
Never mind. She took sum pic's on her fone, but now she duzzent noe how to get them off the fone. We lookt for the box the fone cayme in but carnt find it. STROOOOF! Sumtimes she is sutch a GERL!!!

Then Beanie's Mum emayld us sum fotoes for our blogs, an Mummy carnt get them sayved so she can post them. AAAARRR! I defnitly need a new secritry!!!!

But heer ar sum nice fotoes that Beanie sed I can borro from his blog.

Heer's me an Beanie. We awl went in this grayte big Art Shop. It was on 3 floors, so lots ov stairs, an we had grayte fun sliding down the bannisters!

Heer's us all hav a groop chat.
Clokwise from me-
me, Dilly (yu can jus see her ridikewlussly big green ribbon on her hed), Beanie, Tango, George.
Arfter shopping we went for lunch. Beanie's Ma took us to this grayte playce called Brown's (good Bear nayme) an we had eNORmuss burgers that wer sooper yum an abowt the size ov a Bear's small armchair. Coolio!

Then we took the long way bak to our trayne stayshun so that we got to see lots ov intestin stuff on the way. We went upstairs on 2 big red buses!
Heer we ar goin parst Westminster Catheedrol:
Wen we stopt at bus stops we lookt down at the peepol gettin on an off. We notist that thare wer lots ov pigens wandering abowt, an me an Tango wantid to poo owt the windo on them but Beanie's mum sed 'Nooooo!' an wuddent let us an told Tango to behayve himself, eevn arfter I explayned that we ownly wantid to do to the pigens wat THEY do to lots ov peepol. Snot fair! Mums can be so boring.

We had a grayte time!!!
Pleez chek owt Beanie's blog as to see mor abowt our advenchers, an see wat they got up to in London over for 4 HOL DAYS!!!

Seezya layta!

Kwestchun!

2011-10-15T13:08:00.007+01:00

Gills: No, but weer playin today so pleez get yor lukky bloo pants on!!!
Simpsons: No, but I've recorded it an I'll watch it layter wen Mummy an Granny hav gon shopping.
Tesco: Yes!!! I rode in the trolley on top of the kitchen payper.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.26893 /10- I jumpt owt in front ov Daddy's nose but dident giv him a nose hug. However, he THORT I waz goin to an he waz very serprized that I dident. Tharefor, arfter extended negoshiayshuns, I got a 9.26893 by default.
Overall Score: 8.0001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

My good Bear chums, Jerry an Ben, hav ritten in wiv a poser ov a kwestchun an arskt if I can help:

Hmmmm.... this is an intrestin wun! I must poynt owt that as Bears yu shuddent be mayde to eet or do enything yu don't want to do. It's like wen Mummy tells me I shud hav a bath. Well, I'm a Bear so nowun's the boss ov me! So I hope they ar not reelly MAYKING yu eet theez things.

As for sprowts themselvs, if yu cook them by steeming them, an grate sum nutmeg on them wile theyer cooking, this helps them not be bitter an yukky so mutch. Thare is also an entertayning aspekt to this ear-wax ov the vegtabol kingdom, an that's farts.

I speshly consultid my fart reference cards for yu:Ah! I fownd wun that spesifically talks abowt sprowts, an it's calld the SBD: Silent-But-Deadly:
Heer is wat it sez:

If yu reelly don't like the tayste, hold yor nose wile yor swallowing them. If evrywun else is eeting them too, hold on to that nose layter!!!

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I hope I hav helpt yor dilemma a littol bit.

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Now...... GESS HOOZ BERFDAY IT WAS YESTERDAY?????
Winnie T Pooh's!!!!
He waz 85 yeers yung!
I sergest we all go arownd in just a T-shert an nuthing else all day (bloo lukky pants on heds, oviosly) in onner ov this grayte Bear!!!!

TTFN!!!

That was close!!!!!!

2011-10-07T16:59:00.006+01:00

Gills: No
Simpsons: No
Tesco: Yes, a mercy run for Mummy's emergency choklit.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.2868/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu remember the Pant Alien? Calamity Jane cayme across him a few yeers ago, an sent to him to us. Arfter sum panik an sum emergency pant-alien-trap manufacture, he settold down to life in the pant dror, popping owt on Wendzdays for the occayshunal cheez an pikkol sandwich.

WELL!! Today I cort him owt ov the dror, an mischiffing, an it cud hav bin reelly seerius!!!!!

HEY YU!! WAT AR YU UP TO??

WAT THE?

WARE DID HE GO??

THARE HE GOZE! AN HEEZ GOT MY INVISIBILITY PANTS!!!
OI!!!!!!!!!!
BAK IN THE PANT DROR, WIV YU!
PHEW! THAT WAZ CLOSE!
Theez arnt jus eny pant, yu see.
To yor untrayned eye they may seem to be an aynchent Crismoss relik, wat wiv the Rudolf motif, but aha! Theez ar my speshol Invisibility Pants,
for mishuns of speshol, diverse infincibility an cunning!
WATCH! I SHALL DEMONSTRAYTE!
They don't werk till they ar rite on top ov yor hed....
an...... TA-DAR!!!!!!
....an NOW I'M BAK!
HEHEHE! So now yu see how bad it wud be if theez fell into the rong paws or hands. Or talons. Let's just say feet.

Hav yu got eny invisibility pants?
Ov corse, unless yu've akchewly tryd a pair ov Crismoss pants on yor hed, yor not likely to noe, ar yu.....

The aaaaaaarrrrnser to the quiz

2011-09-22T12:32:00.006+01:00

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Mummy, blast 'er eyes, be fayling to help me blarrrg yesterday! Sed she be too bizzy, swabbing the deks an carftering the ship's cat an the Granny-Wench. Still, she do be mayking meatloaf for tea, an it be taysting mitey fine, so I be letting her off walking the plank. This time.

So heer be the arrnser to be cunning quiz!

How to get from BEAR to WOOD wun letter at a time, being in 4 moovs-

BEAR
REAR
ROAR
ROAD
ROOD
WOOD

Aar!
Thare be mor than wun way to solve it!
Heer be wat Molly, Taffy, Monty & Winnie terrier-curs be saying-

BEAR
BEAD
READ
ROAD
ROOD
WOOD

Hehehe! Thay be being very clever, but I be preferring my own sollushun, as it be incloodin the werd REAR! Arrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, heer be anuther fine pirate I find on the blarrgs, Ginger Jasper-

Heer he be being the ship's cat! Aar!
Heer he be ship's cap'en!

Heer he be a feersum purrThat be a fine eye patch!Watch owt, parrot!
Hehehehee!!!!!!!!!

Me be havin to sail away now, an get bak to me booty. Arr! Be seeing yu agen soon, for mor timber shivering!

Piratey Day 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-09-20T13:36:00.013+01:00

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben be arskin for a Pirate Theem WEEK, an not just a day, arrrrr, so heer be anuther piratey post. I be needin to updayte ye all wiv cakeyness an walkin the plank arrrrnyway, so it be just fine! Arrr!

Ferst heer be a speshol pikcher ov me ol' matey Asta, hoo be no scurvy dog! Wat a fine booty ov a cur she be! Arr!

Wat a fine pirate wench she maykes!!!! Thanking ye for the fotoes, Asta!!!

TRESZURE!!!!!
Beanie be sending me sum reel treszure! He be a'visiting the Mary Rose, that grayte Tchewdor ship, in Portsmouth. He be finding me sum akchual coynes from time past. It be all silvery an ruff rownd the edges, bein all spesholly for pirates an al'. It be a grayte treszure an very good o' Beanie to send it, but it be mine now, AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks, Beanie!!!

CAYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me crew an I be pillidging the galley, an bringing bak Bakewell Tarts, eech wiv a cherry eye-patch, arrr!
Walk the plank!!!!
Sum ov me crew not be swabbing decks hard enuff, so I be havin 'em walk the plank!
Ferst up be Zed, he be keen.
Zed not be in the britest cabin, an be wondring wat to be doin wen he
reech the end ov the plank!Arr! Jump off, ye scurvy grape!

Arr! Zed be landing in the biskit barrel!
Now uther crew Bears be wanting to walk the plank too!
BHS Bear-
....an LBBBJ....I be cowntin 3 pirate Bears in the biskits! Thare not be being menny biskits soon!

Now................... ware be Dilly-Frilly-Knickers???? Arrr! Grayum Farting-Cutlass be a'finding 'er! Get down the plank, ye wench!Yarrrrr!!!

Blither me eye! She be tayking off!
I be fergettin the wench can fly!
Blast yer eyes! I be foiled!
Arrrrr!!!!!!!!

By the way, do ye be having time for yesterday's quiz? I be sailing bak on the morro wiv thee arnser for ye! Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk Like A Pirate! Aaaarrrrr!!!!

2011-09-19T12:16:00.012+01:00

AVAST ME HEARTYS!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Is yu be doin piratey stuff???? We be!
Arrr!

We be a' updaytin layter, wiv pirate cayke an dubloons, an a' playin Walk The Plank wiv the wench Dilly-Knickers, arrrr!!!!!!!

MEENWILE heer be a cunning QUIZ for ye, mor cunning than a wun-legged owl on Halloween. Heer be 2 words. Yu hav to get from the word BEAR to the word WOOD in 4 moves, an changing ownly wun letter at a time. CAN YE DO IT?????

BEAR
----
----
----
----
WOOD

I be tellin ye the arnser in 2 days, so avast!

Now, heer be sum piratey jokes for ye scurvy dogs!!!!

Q: How do pirates mezure the size ov thare ship?
A: In yarrrrrrrrrrrrrds!

Q: Wy do pirates like the Three Wise Men?
A: Becos they come from afarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Q: Wat do pirates like on thare pizza?
A: Pep-arrrrrrrr-oni!

Q: Ware do pirates go to exercise?
A: to the JIM, lad!

Q: Wy don't pirates smoke?
A: Becos they ware a patch!!!

Q: Wat food duz a pirate leev owt wen heez on a diet?
A: Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbs!

Q: Wat do yu get if yu cross a pie wiv a rodent?
A: A Pie Rat!!!!!

JOYNE IN!!!!! Got a pirate joke? A quiz? A Piratey pikcher????
If yor up to shiverin yer timbers, an be showin pirate day frolics on yee blog, add yor blog addy to Mr Linky heer, arrrrr, so we can all visit an chek on yer motions, arrr!

Want yor own Pirate Name???? Click here!!!!

My pirate name is:

Baron Rob Brown Beard

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rob is one of the coolest sounding names for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network

Til layter, heer be Baron Rob Brown Beard, an Grayum Farting Cutlass, a' signin off til layter, wen we be a checkin in wiv pikchers ov the day's frolics, an yee better be a' doin pirate talk, or yee be for the plank! AAR!!!!!

For mor info on the day, an ideas on how to frolic, clik heer-

Mr Scooter's tent

2011-09-17T12:36:00.004+01:00

Gills: No, but we ar playin today so pleez get yor lukky bloo pants on!!!
Simpsons: YES!!! I've been recordin it an watchin it wen Granny goze home. Jhee jhee jhee.
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 -got Mummy just as Daddy was abowt to kiss her (waz extra pleesd wiv this; not ownly did I scor a ten but I got to stop this sissy yukky stuff)
Overall Score: 7.86569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Lots ov yu liket my story abowt Mr Scooter's tent, so I thort I wud get sum fotoes for yu!

Heer yu can see him in his tent in the garden:

I took this nex wun close up an it's a bit dark. But if yu look closely yu can see Mr Scooter asleep on his brains inside. This was at nite wen the tent waz inside an facing the fire so he waz nice an snug an warm.He is lying on his fayvrit blankie. Evry few days, Mummy washes it an then drys it in the tumbol-drier, then givs it bak to him wile it is still warm. He luvs that!!

OK well I hope yu ar gettin reddy for Talk Like A Pirate Day, wich is Monday!!!!
Come by for pirate Bear fotoes, jokes, caykes an a quiz!!!

Updaytin!

2011-09-08T22:18:00.005+01:00

Gills: No
Simpsons: Yes, but it was a 'Treehouse of Horror' episode an theyer not as good. AND sumthing bad always happens to Lisa in them!
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oops fergot to do this /10
Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's abowt time I did an update! Sorry but I need a new sekriterry, I think!!!!

Miss Peach...
Thanks for yor messidges larst time. Shor aint the sayme wivowt Miss Peach. I sorta feel bad for not goin to her blog evry time she updaytid now. Wish I had. But I noe she had tuns ov frends, an always got lots ov frendly messidges. So that's good. Me an Mummy an Dilly sat down an red her blog bak a reelly reelly long way. It mayde us smile cos she waz sutch a speshol Not-A-Bear.

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....Meanwile our cat's gon camping...
Mr Scooter has a tent now!! Mummy bort it in a camping shop sale. She got it cos he luvs to be owtside an duzzent like to hav to come in wen it raynes. So now he lies in his tent on his fayvrit blankie, owt in the garden, no matter wat. He luvs it. He tryd to get in it as Mummy an Daddy wer puttin it together, he cuddent wayte! Now it has to come indors at nite too, so he can stay in it at nite. Utherwise he won't come in. They've had to carry it in wiv him IN IT three times.

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Oops...Belaytid Thankyues needid...
I shud hav sed lots ov days ago that Beanie, an Jerry & Ben, an Hammie hav sent me sum grayte stuff this summer an I want to send a big thankyu Bear hug to them! I've had postcards an sweets an all sorts! I luv gettin mail. I'm sorry I dident blog abowt all my presents sooner.

Beanie sent a postcard wiv a pikchur ov a lady's pants on it, an anuther time he sent me a beer mat. He dident put it in an envlope, just put a stamp on the beer mat! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads! Jerry & Ben sent me an Dilly sum stikkers (brill!) an Hammie incloodid munchy biskits!!! Wa-hey!

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September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Will yu join in? Weer goin to hav a fun day wiv piratey stuff like shiverin timbers an avastin me hartys! Beanie has allreddy sent me sum dubloons for me trezshur, ahhhh! An hopefully I 'll be abol to get Dilly to join in agen wiv a gayme ov Walk The Plank...... jhee jhee jhee!!!

The website abowt the day is heer. I hope yu can join in!! How abowt I put up a 'Mr Linky' thing on the day, an we can all blog-hop an see wat stuff weer all up to????

Let me noe watcha fink!!!!!

Oh dear

2011-08-26T11:45:00.006+01:00

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We hav had sum sad news, that the luvly Miss Peach has died....
Pleez visit her blog an leav a Bear hug for her mom, Miss Karla.

Heer is wun ov my fayvrit fotoes ov Miss Peach, wich I thort wud mayke yu smile. She was such a cheeky gentle cat. Heer she liket the catch the drops from the tap on her tung:
Heer, we ar sad.
Daddy is away in Ireland till tomorro nite.
Mr Scooter is sad. He is staying in bed.
We ar waring blak ribbon for our Peachy frend...
Mine is on my arm-
Mummy sez we shud do sumthing nice for Miss Peach an not jus sumthing sad. So we think we will hav a speshow Viktorian English Tea this weekend, just for Miss Peach. We will hav tea an tea cups an sorcers, littol sandwiches an caykes, and scones wiv creem an apricot jam on! Yes, I think Miss Peach wud approov ov that. Will yu do sumthing peachy too?

Burp!

2011-08-04T20:08:00.001+01:00

H h. Hehe. Hehehehehe. I'm full of ginger cayke! Hehehehehe!

If They Weren't Human...

2011-07-31T21:36:00.005+01:00

14: Evan Davies / Dobby

to revisit previous lookelikees, click here!

Heroes an nittin an mowntenuss pants!!!

2011-07-28T19:06:00.000+01:00

Gills: YAY!! We did a 'frendly' match wiv Braintree (full nayme: "Tree Dwelling Scum hoo carnt spell 'Brian'") an we got a 1-1 not-a-looz. BUT!!! I got to sit rite neer my all time hero, Andy Hesentaylor, hoo is thayer manager, an a player was sittin thayer too, he waz calld Iffy. It was grayte to sit wiv my heroes!!!!!
Simpsons: No, Granny duzzent like them. But I hav startid to press the red button an record them, an then I'm goin to sneek downstairs at nite an watch them wiv the uther Bears, perhaps wiv sum scooby snaks.
Tesco: No. Disgraceful! I am gettin withdroral symptoms from lak ov trolley-riding.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid- Mummy is kwite snotty laytely.
Overall Score: 9.8/10- purely cos I got to sit wiv my heroes at footie!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry for blog delay. Tons ov stuff to do heer.

We had thunder storms, too, so I spent a wile under a pile ov pants. A veritabol mownten, akchewally, ov pants. Yu can never be overpantayshus in a thunderstorm, I find.

-An it waz kwite nice in thare. I waz considering hollowing owt a permanant cave dwelling motif in them. But then Mummy cayme to put them away. HA! I stufft them AWL into Daddy's pant dror an got in. For days, they both had to come to me an hav theyer pants ISHOOED. It waz grayte. I like bein an ishooer. I like bein the Keeper Ov The Pants, too. Then today, Mummy trikt me owt ov the dror an took awl her pants bak wile I wazzent looking......

Enyway! Look wat my Granny nittid for me!!

Do ya think I'm sexy? WA-HEY!

Mummy is teeching herself to croshay, yu see, an arskt Granny to show her how to nit, as well. Mummy sed nitting looks harder, so sheel stik to croshay. Granny sed, ok, but I'm nitting Bob a jumper....

Dit's a pullover. They call it dat cos yu pull it over yer fayce. It's still hot heer, so I won't be waring it mutch yet.

Bye for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Father's Day

2011-06-22T10:28:00.006+01:00

Gills: No, still on hollydays
Simpsons: No
Tesco: Yes, I went to the littol Tesco
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 sneekt up on Mummy
Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit waz Father's Day heer on Sunday an me an Dilly left him sumthing on his laptop:

Mr Scooter nue it waz Father's Day too, an cayme an sat on Daddy's feet wile Daddy ate Weetabix for brekfast.
(Dat's a dressing gown, not a dress.)

Dilly showtid lowdist abowt openin her present ferst, so I stood aside an let her, bein the gent I am. -An it got her to shut up that noise, too...Oh look! Sweets! (PINK wuns, wat a serprize!)
Then her card-
Oh my beads! Ware on erth did she find a card like THAT?????!!!!OK now for a call bak to sanity-
heer's my pressie to Daddy-
I rapt it meself in payper that had flags on it. I thort it waz kwite good, that.
CHOKLIT FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK my card-THAT'S mor like it!!!!
WA-HEY!!!

Did yu remember Father's Day?
(If yu don't hav a Daddy, I hope yu gayve yor Mummy an extra squoze.)

Pilot Bears!

2011-06-17T00:24:00.006+01:00

Gills: No, theyer on hollyday
Simpsons: No
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 6.83691/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I hav fownd a grayte video on YouTube! It's a pilot Bear hoo flys off wiv sum frends to go fishing, then flys home agen wiv a Harley. Fantastik! It's a abowt 5 minets long, so get yer cuppa tea reddy an gather yor Bears!!

I hope yu enjoyd that!

We had thunder today, so we had to race off an spend sum time in the thunder shelter. The rain was so hevy for a wile yu cud barely heer the thunder! Mummy sed Mr Scooter sat on the windowsill an meowed at it. He was not a happy Not-A-Bear, I can tell yu. Heez got into a rooteen nowadays that largely involves sunbathing, an feline types ar not the type that like theyer rooteens interruptid!

Enyway, arfter the thunder, it waz nice to hav a good movie to show the littler Bears. Thunder is a hevy thing wen yor small, yu noe.

Hav yu had eny thunder, or seen eny good films laytely??

Berfday Cayke

2011-06-01T21:27:00.006+01:00

Gills: No; on hollyday
Simpsons: Yay!!
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 /10 Huzarr!!!
Overall Score: 7.32321/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Teehee! THANK kew awl for awl the nice messidges for me berfday! I shor had a grayte day!

Just as we Bears wer gettin reddy for the Pant Party in the eevnin, Mummy brort owt a cayke wiv a candle in it. Oh boy, I was havin sutch a frolikky time I had fergotten awl abowt a berfday cayke!!
I mayde a wish, an blew owt the candle...

That was wun small puff for a man, wun giant blow for an 8 inch Bear!

Then we went on wiv the Pant Party!!!!!
Horrayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erm, did yu notiss Grayum?
Hav anuther look-

HA! GOTCHA!

Yes, thare is ownly wun thing that can distrakt Grayum from a huge pile of freshly lornderd pants, an that's cayke. Spesifikly sumwun else's cayke. Wat a cheek!!!!!

IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-05-30T13:47:00.010+01:00

Gills: No, theyer on hollyday now.
Simpsons: Yes!
Tesco: Yes!
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.897/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey! I'm 8 1/4!!
Hehe!!!

Mummy mayde me a new T-Shert for my berfday. She arkst wat I wud like on it, so I sed BLOO PANTS!!!! HAhahaha!
Arfter I got this on, I slid down the bannister, an this is wat I fownd downstairs-

LOOK! Thare's Lisa on the rappin payper!!!

Ooooo I luv presents... wassis???
OH BOY!! A new push push car!!!

Brrrrrmmm rmmmm rmmmmm rmmmmmmm.....
Next, this littol wun....Oh! A new pensil rubber! Ha! Well, I don't mayke that menny mistakes, but I do like to hav a nice pensil rubber. This wun is grayte, it has Winnie The Pooh on it -
Next! Oooooo....... MINTS!!!!
Most minty things ar green, but I like theez wuns cos they come in a bloo box, an the mints ar see-throo. Also, they ar shoogar-free, so yu don't hav to brush yer teeth!

Oh! Thank yu, Dilly!!!!
It took me a wile to open, cos Dilly likes to fly rownd an rownd a present wiv the stikky-tape roll on her snowt!!!! Wen I finerly got in, it was this grayte pen, that duz lots ov diffrent cullers on it for intrestin doodles.
Gosh! This wun is a straynge shaype.....hmmm.....Oh! It's a FOOT!!!
Aaargh! Jim Lad!!!
Hehehehe it's a pensil sharpner, reelly!Well that's all my pressies.
But look! I've still got my cards yet!! Wa-hey!
This wun haz Bears playing football! Hurray!
WOW! ALL THE BEARS IN THE HOWSE HAV SYNED IT!!! THANKS, BEARS!!!!!

This wun's a football wun in Gillingham cullers! Hurray!
Oh! It's from Mummy an Daddy!!!!
This wun's from Dilly.
She sed she dident mind getting me wun wiv a Bear on it as it haz lots ov flowers on it too.
Oh! It's from Chester the Cat, as well!!!
Just as I thort I'd had all my serprizes, Mummy showd me wat we can hav for tea layter-We had sum ov theez the uther week an they ar YUMSTER!!!!!
I had a sneeky peek to check how menny Pooh wuns ar inside-
Hmmm... two. OK I'll eet thoze an share the uthers.

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having a grayte day so far!!!!!!!!!!

Seeya layters!!!!

Investigaytin

2011-05-26T10:10:00.005+01:00

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wow it's bin aiges since I bloggd. I am sorry abowt that. Jus carnt get the staff.

I hav been bizzy investigaytin. It's my berfday on Monday an I hav been investigaytin the possibility ov presents. So far I hav investigaytid the wardrobes, the linen cubberd, the box in the shower room behind the loo, Mummy's pant dror (hehehe) an all the book shelves. I havent fownd eny hidden presents yet, wich is a bit worryin. Do yu think they hav forgotten?

As yu may noe, we Bears get to pik wat aige we want to be. We carnt go BAKWERDS, that wud be silly. But we can chooz to stay ware we ar if we like. I hav been 8 for a littol wile now. 8 is fun. Yu get lots ov choklit at 8 an yu can eet as mutch ov it as yu like wivowt bein sik, wich yu carnt do at 43 (Mummy tayke note).

Mummy fownd theez in Tesco reesently:
Dilly had the Piglets cos ov theyer pinkness, but I had the rest; 2 Poohs an a Tigger. They wer so scrummy. The Pooh Bear wuns wer best, oviossly.

So I think I will stay at 8 for a bit longer. Or possibly 8 an 1/4.

Off now. I hav a Pant Party to organize. WA-HEYY!!!!!

Oh! Befor I forget...

2011-04-28T23:57:00.005+01:00

Gills: Yes! We beat Rotherham (full nayme: Rotter-Scum Town) 1-0 huzzah!
Simpsons: Yes. Altho Granny sed 'I hate this program'. We pertendid not to hear her.
Tesco: No but we went today an I rode in the trolley an Daddy pusht it bak to the trolley park wich is better than Mummy doin it cos she duzzent run farst and stop suddenly so I go weeeeee. S'grayte, that.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 but I rekkon Grayum waz mor serprized than he is letting on /10
Overall Score: 8.426569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I keep fergetting to sho yu the Easter egg I got! Heer it is!
Grayte, yeah?!

It taysted grayte, too!Teehee!

Dilly got her own wun so I dident hav to giv her eny ov mine. Hers wassent as good tho as it dident hav a Bear on it.

She's off to that big wedding tomorrow. I'm glad I'm not going- I don't trust those corgis. They ar too low down to the grownd for an 8 inch Bear to feel safe arrownd!

Bye fer now!

Sun Bears in Colchester!!!!

2011-04-23T21:38:00.004+01:00

Gills: Yes. We playd Barnet (full nayme:North London Barnet Scum) an they cheatid reelly badly. Reelly REELLY badly. We lost 4-2.
Simpsons: No, an I'm thinking ov goin on strike over this; it's too long since I saw The Simpsons regewlarly.
Tesco: No, but Mummy an Granny went wivowt me.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy watching Gillingham die /10
Overall Score: 7 (wud be less, but I got a bit ov cayke from Dilly) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, I won't tell yu abowt today cos as yu can see from wat I rote up abuv, it waz pritty awful. Exsept for the wether, I serpoze, as we ar having a bit ov a HOT HOT HOT April heer. I wor my cowboy hat to keep the sun owt ov my eyes in the car.

Wat I wantid to tell yu waz that speshol Bears calld Sun Bears hav come to Colchester. They wer reskewd as cubs in Cambodia an ar now at Colchester Zoo. I went to see them this week.
Thare is wun boy an wun gerl....It was very hot an the peepol hoo carfter them had given them ice lollies made ov frozen froot. They put the lollies on the roof an the Bears had to wiggol them throo to get them. They did this so the Bears wuddent get bord. Heer is wun ov them getting a bit ov lolly-
He is very good at balansing-
It waz the boy Bear getting the lolly an doin awl the werk, an the gerl Bear waz eeting all the bits he dropt!! I thort she waz bein very cheeky-Then they climed down an cayme to say hallo-I sor that they hav kwite short hair-She sat nibbling her toes for a wile an this mayde Mummy smile-

The gerl Bear was very littol wen she was reskewd. Her Mummy had died. She was so littol she haddent eevn opend her eyes yet. She had a very bad cold, too. Now she is OK. The boy Bear waz reskewd wen he waz 6 munths old. Sum peepol kept him in a bar to entertayne peepol. Bears ar very entertayning but they shuddent be mayde to werk in bars!

The zoo is getting a better enclosure reddy for them but they seemd happy heer allreddy.

They ar being sponsord by a company neer ware I liv calld Wilkins; they mayke Tiptree Jams an Hunny. They giv the Bears hunny treets! Heer is a link to a press releese from our local payper abowt theyer hunny snaks!!!

Mummy an Granny bort seezon tikkets at the zoo so that we can go bak an see them lots!! They ar the ownly Sun Bears in England so I am very lukky they cayme to liv in my town. (Erm, I'm not shor how big they get. Maybe I shud look that up.....)

Hoo did yu see laytely that mayde yu smile???

Gettin Parsols is so much FUN!!

2011-04-13T14:04:00.002+01:00

Gills: YES! We playd Lincoln (Mummy sez I carnt say enything rood abowt Lincoln cos Julie livs neer thare) an we SLORTERD them 4-0 so hahahaha.
Simpsons: Yes! Hurray! Sor Lisa agen at larst!
Tesco: Yes. We did a big shop, wun that ment yewzing a trolley. It waz kwite layte at nite, too, so arfter weed put all the bags in the car, I sat in the trolley wile Mummy RAN an pusht it up the car park to ware the empty trolleys liv. YEEEHAR! It's grate to feel the wind rushing parst yer ears. (As Grayum will tell yu, wen he duzz yoga arfter a curry.)
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
Overall Score: 8.63966/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wantid to show yu sum stuff that Beanie sent to me reesently! He duzz a lot ov travellin abowt, an this time heed been off to Holland, an then to Winchester. So he sent us stuff from thare, but it waz a grayte serprize as nun ov us expectid it. It's grayte to get serprizes, issent it?

I like gettin Beanie cards, they ar allways intrestin:Dilly liket her postcard becos it was pink an had a dragon on it. She's so eezy to pleez, she is! LOL!
Heer's wat Beanie sent us from Holland-A football badge an..... It's a Bear!!!!
He sent Dilly sum gerly things that she waz very pleezd wiv. Oh look! Mr Scooter got his paw in this foto!
An in Winchester yu can chooz a penny an then get it skwished in a speshol vice that stamps sumthing on it. Mine had King Alfred on it, an Dilly's had a dragon.WOW! Look at the size ov theez choklit coynes he sent us!!Nyum yum nyum...
THANKS, BEANIE!!!!!

I hav startid a 'Beanie Box', an I'm putting all sorts ov stuff in it, intrestin things that I find as I go along.
Beanie an his Ma mayke art from all kinds ov stuff, an I hope a box ov Fownd Things like this will be yewseful!
*** *** *** *** ***
I went to Di's blog the uther week an fownd that she waz goin to giv away a grayte prize of all this arty crafty stuff!All yu had to do waz put yor nayme in the hat an she wud pik wun owt. So I put my nayme in; I thort, if I win, I'll giv the stuff to Mummy. An........ GESS WAT?????!!!! I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It cayme the uther day. Yu shud hav seen Mummy's face!!!!!! THANKS, DI!!!!!

Inside the box waz a card addresst to ME!

Wat a nice card!
Aw look- it has a Bear on it!
I'm glad Di noted inside that it wuddent be rite to carry a Bear by his ear like that tho!
Yu can see foto's ov all this grayte stuff on . Mummy's blog if yu like! Anuther grayte thing abowt it was all thoze ribbons- Dilly mayke a nest of them an it got her owt ov my way for ages!

Hav yu had eny nice serprizes laytely????

Mother's Day

2011-04-04T21:55:00.009+01:00

Gills: Yes, we playd Hereford (ware the boy cows come from) an got a 0-0 not-a-loos. It waz a long way to go to not eevn see a goal, but then they had sumthing abowt Gillingham on the telly, an that was good. Daddy fell asleep but I rewownd it an sor it 3 times!
Simpsons: No
Tesco: Yes, I went wiv Dilly an Mr Scooter to get Mother's Day cards an choklit on Saterday nite. It was a late vizit an the playce was full ov blokes buying cards an daffodils. Wun ov them arskt the laydy, 'Will theez be harf price if we come bak tomorro?' I thort he waz cheeky.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.89361 (preety good- lots of cayke)/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit waz Mother's Day yestaday. I still think we Bears shud hav our own day. Or yeer! Yes! How abowt a Bear yeer! Yes! The Chineez hav yeers for all sorts ov anmols. This is the yeer ov the bunny, for zarmpol. Then hav goats, rats, monkeys, dragons... DRAGONS! HA! Yeah let's scrap the yeer of the dragon an hav a yeer of the Bear insted!

But I digress....

So it was Mother's Day yestaday. Me an Dilly brort Mummy brekfast in bed!!! As Mummy is trying to go lo-carb agen we brort her ham an cheez, an a cup ov tea.
I cut owt a smiley face in the ham, an Dilly cut a slice ov cheese into a ribbon an a heart.

Re this lo-carb thing, Mummy sez this is to get rid of muffin tops. I like muffins but I havent fownd eny rownd heer, not for a long time. If she wants to get rid ov eny I'm the Bear for the job. I don't see how eetin boring is goin to help. I dunno. Women!

Heer is the card Dilly bort Mummy.

Heer is my card. Brillyent!!!!!!!!!
On the bak it sez BOBS!!!!

Mr Scooter's card has cats on it!!

Heer he is, wiv his new toy mowsie. He got that for his berfday, wich waz on the 23rd. He waz 18, an we red that that is 88 in hewman yeers! -

Layter we shared this cayke, wich Mummy had bort for Granny. She sed in the end that it waz a speshol day so she cud mayke a speshol exsepshun an eet cayke [an biskits, an Yorkshire pudding, an froot crumble...] Dit is sponge an jam an creem inside. But the owtside is exslent too, as it has a Bear on it.
Dit waz a nice weekend!!!! How waz yors?

Bye fer now!

Good news, an mor pants, wich is eevn MOR good news, issent it?!!

2011-03-21T20:32:00.013Z

Gills: Yes. We got a 1-1 not-a-looz
Simpsons: No: I don't often get to see them theez days, altho Mummy likes to see Family Guy an I hav startid to watch it alot cos it tends to be rood!!!
Tesco: No: do yu noe, Mummy went to a Tesco 5 TIMES in the larst week WITHOWT ME????!!! I shud get her sakt.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 I'm a champ /10
Overall Score: 7.698

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

THANK YU ALL for wiggling yor extremitees for Stardust. She has updaytid her blog an it is wunderful to reed that she is OK!!!!! She issent blogging much for now cos they hav to sayv the lektrisity for things that ar most important. I think I will get her sumthing nice nex time I am in town, a nice present to mayke her smile. She is expektin her own Bear cub, yu noe. A boy wun. They ar the most fun type.

*** *** *** *** ***

Jerry sent me a nice foto ov his toes:
Wow thoze ar neet flip-flops, arnt they? An wiv thoze shorts, he is reelly reddy for the spring!!!
Thanks, Jerry. Mummy, speshly, enjoyd that, as she haz a thing abowt toes. (Speshly cat toes, wich she sniffs at eny opportewnity.)

AND NOW..... MOR PANT CAPERS!!!!

I hav reseevd mor fotoes ov Bears in thare pant capes, sum wiv step-by-step falling record. Hurrayy! I hope yu enjoy them!

Heer is Woolley. He livs wiv Feronia in Ostraylia an desydid to try a dive off his armchair:wooof!

phew! Heez ok!!

Next up is Bernie. Bernie livs wiv Bumblevee in Canada. He's a FDB Bear (Front Door Bench).

He wantid to ware a helmit for his dive, so as well as bum pants he got hold ov sum lady-bump-pants, for his hed!! Heez a cheeky Bear arfter my own hart!!!!

Bumblevee sed-
'he was a bit nervous...and wobbly.... and...his pants fell down and his helmet fell off
I tried desperately to steady him and get him re-organized....'

'...but, then he panicked...and fell off before he was ready.... it happened so fast he was a blur...'

'and got cort up in his bra...er...I mean his helmet.....'

'acckkkkkk!!!...but, then he laughed so hard it fell off and he wasn't choking anymore....whew....'

'All the other bears had a good laugh too.... and he went back to his favourite safe place...the bench.....'

Beanie sent in this foto of Tango, hoo livs wiv them in the south ov England:

Tango took time to chooz eggsakly the rite pants. Aha! BLOO wuns! Good choyce, Tango!!

An heer is littol Douglas! He livs wiv Alphonse an Snowy, hoo sent thare fotoes in larst time. Wen Douglas sor them he got extra brayve an went for it!!Thare he is, at the frunt! If yu skwint, yu can see him!
Ware'd 'e go?

Oof!

I hope they dident get hedaykes!

Grayte stuff!!!!

See yu agen soon!!! (Or as soon as I can get my sekritry to attend to her typing dewtees agen! Pah!)

Wiggle yor toes for Stardust

2011-03-14T19:07:00.003Z

Gills: YES! I went an sor them play agenst Acrington Stanley (I kept a look out for Stanley but he dident run owt onto the pitch, he must hav had the day off or be owt goobering or sumthing)
Simpsons: No
Tesco: Ownly went to the littol wun, wich is OK, but yu don't get to ride in a trolley.
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.986326/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for sendin in eevn MOR fotoes ov pant-capers!!! I am goin to sort them owt an post them layter.

But I jus wantid to do a kwik post to arsk yu all to do a lukky toe-wiggle for Stardust.

Stardust livs in Japan, so we ar worreed abowt her.
She duzzent liv in eny ov the playces that ar on the telly, so we think she is probly allrite.
But jus supoze she had gon on a trip sumware? She is expektin her own Bear Cub soon, so the larst thing she needs is an erthkwayke. Or eevn a tremor!!!!

So pleez do a speshly lukky toe wiggle for her tonite (and an ear wiggle too, if yu hav the moovable kind) an also for awl her frends hoo mite be hert or upset.

Ahem. Mummy has told me to explayne wy a toe wiggle.
Well it's like this, yu see. Theyz lukky.
Not all speesheez can wiggle theyer toes, yu noe (think, horses, llamas, goats, piggys), tharefor if yu CAN wiggle yor toes yu is lukky, an tharefor it is LUKKY to wiggle yor toes. Thare. Bear logic is a wonderful thing. If ownly Mummy wud get it.

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-03-08T12:30:00.012Z

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-heyy thare!!!!!!!!!! It's Pant-Cape Tchewsday an weev been havin fun allreddy. Weer goin to hav sum pancaykes layter, but meenwile weev been leapin off stuff in our pant-capes.

I see that lots ov yu hav been sellybrayting too!
Heer ar sum fotoes that wer sent to me......

This brayve Bear livs wiv Granny K. Heer he is showting, "To Infinity An Beyooooond!!"Oooof!

Ta-daaarr!!!

Here is Jerry. Becos he is a large Bear, he afixed a small towel insted, as he cuddent find eny uber-pants in the howse:

reer vew:
Grayte sooper-hero boots, thare, Jerry!

Next is the luvly Asta!!!!

Heer she is, preparing to tayke off-
Oh my! Heer she is, flying!!!

Heer ar Alphonse, hoo sed he issent taking his pants off for enywun (hoo is he kidding?) an Snowy:
An heer is Buttons!!!!!!An heer is Buttons, concussed, after a partikewlarly long leap. Get well soon, Buttons!
If yu want to send in mor fotoes pleez do, heer is my email! I shall add eny mor to this post!!!!

Heer's wat weev been getting up to-

Ferst a groop foto

Then, off we went!
Heehehe! Mummy filmed us all jumping off together!

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Hav a grayte day, evrywun!!! See yu soon!!!

Send me yor pant-cape fotoes now!!!!

2011-03-05T17:40:00.004Z

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

How ar yu all? Wow, it's a long time since I waz heer, issent it?? Mummy's feeling up to doin sum ov her secretarial dewties agen, so I thort I'd do a relornch of me blog. Wa-hey!!! An wat better time to do it than jus befor next Tchewsday.

"Wy?", yu may arsk, an then yu may also add, "Wat's so speshol abowt nex Tchewsday?" Well, laydeez an germs, I shall tell yu! Nex Tchewsday is the day befor the start of Lent, an it is calld "Pant-Cape Tchewsday". So! I want yu to send me fotoes ov yu in pant-capes, an I shall put them all on my blog on the day!

If yu ar unfamiliar wiv this tradishun, heer's a kwik gide:

1. selekt yor pants. Eny culler ov corse. But I fayver the bloo, as yu noe.

2. next, giv them a dam' good frolik.
3. then ty them on as a cape an go a-leeping like a spring lam off things. If yor new to this, or very small, or very old, yu mite like to limit yor things-to-be-lept-off to sofas and small tabols. Leev cherch towers an top windoze to the expert leeper-off.

Thare. I do hope yu will joyne in this grayte tradishun! Emayle me yor foto soon!!!!!

Bye fer now!

An annownsement

2011-01-13T00:25:00.003Z

Gills: we keep winning! I put it down to the grayte new bloo pants I bort Mummy for Crissmoss, extra large, for the waring on the head opshun.
Simpsons: No, but we keep watching Family Guy, wich is fun. I do miss Lisa but Family Guy is rood!!!!
Tesco: Yes I've had a few rides on Tesco trolleys lately yeeeehhhar!
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I'm avaridging a 9.5 theez days /10
Overall Score: yewzjerly a 7.6ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well heer's the thing, laydeez an germs, an it's a bit ov an annownsement.

Mummy, hoom yu'll noe is my sekritry arownd heer, is having to tayke a wee brayke from blogging cos ov not bein well. This will probly meen me tayking a bit ov a brayke too. I noe, it's sad, int it? I do want to be nipping in now an then, wen I can, like. But I don't noe wen, that's the thing. I'll miss yu all.

So I'll nip in wenever I can. Pleez clik to follow me if yu havent allredy, then yu'll noe wen I've been abol to update.

Until then, tayke ov yorselfs! Nose hugs!!!!

My Crismoss

2010-12-29T12:07:00.008Z

Gills: YESSS!!!!! We playd Port Vale, wich issent eevn a place, an we won 3 - 0!!!! I put it all down to the new bloo pants that I bort Mummy for Crismoss!!! Huzzarr!!!!
Simpsons: No
Tesco: No, they wer closed for hollydays
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy sellybrayting the footie /10
Overall Score: 8.89634/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I hope yu all had lots ov fun!

Father Crismoss filled soks for me an Dilly-
He always leevs me sum choklit coins inside. This yeer he dident let me down!
An then I got sum banarnana Bear biskits!-(Do yu like my torch? I got that larst yeer but ownly fownd it agen reesently!)

NEXT sum presents that wer far too big to go in the sok!
LIKE this giant SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS to culler in!!! Wow!
Wat abowt this wun?Oh boy! Choklit Bears!!!
Dilly gayve me a present....Oo! A plane to mayke!Heer it is arfter I bilt it-BEANIE sent me theez grayte Artist Trading Cards. I think they ar terryfik!!
Wile we wer opening our presents Mummy brort us hot hot hot choklit cwussonts. YUM!!!
Then we pikt up Granny an went to Unkol Dave's for the day. They had a hewge Crismoss tree thare, an 2 kittens hoo kept getting IN it. Hahaha!!!My 2 cuzzins, Alex an Dominic (that's Dominic, thare) had fun. Did yu?

Mummy waz mostly obsest wiv the kittens, Poppy, heer-,,,,an Roxy, heer, at the top ov the stairs (Poppy waz the brayvest)...
We had a scrummy Crismoss dinner, but insted of turkey we had beef, so Mummy sez weer goin to hav our own turkey roast on New Year's Day insted. Hurrayyyyyy!!!! I am lookin forwerd to it!!!!!!!!

Hope yu ar enjoyin the hollyday!!!!

Bye fer now!

Christmas: 2

2010-12-24T22:31:00.004Z

HO HO HO, NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Look! Daddy managed to replace the tree!!!!!
Look! It changes colour!
An an an...oh my beads! Look at all those parcels! An Father Crismosss hassent eevn been yet!!!!!

Now, do yu see sumwun sitting next to the tree thare? That's my cuzzin Mr Woo, hoo arrived from Ostraylia today. He brort lots ov stuff, incloodin his own diary- yes, heez a diaryer like me!!! Heez over on advenchers. Weer goin to tayke him playces an heez brort a camra to tayke pikchers. It's goin to be fun! I'll post mor abowt him arfter Crismoss!

HAV A GOOD WUN, EVRYWUN!!!!!!!!!! WA-HEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Crimbo!!!!!

2010-12-24T13:25:00.004Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.4/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Merry Crismoss evrybody!!!!

Unfortewnitly our littol fiber-optik tree broke!!! So now we hav no tree!!! We ar tayking it bak to the shop today, but we dident keep the reseet an it was the larst wun they had enyway. So ware will all the presents go? We havent got a tree to put them under! I shall just hav to find a reelly big sok to leev owt for Father Crismoss, so that he can leev all mine in it. Or maybe I cud put up lots ov littol wuns an pin them awl together.

Hope yu awl enjoy yourselves!!!!!! HO HO HO!!!!!

Mor Snow!

2010-12-20T14:15:00.006Z

Gills: No
Simpsons:No
Tesco: No
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
Overall Score: 7.26569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I waz rite! We got lots mor snow! Look at my garden!
Thare waz a bowt a foot ov snow on the taybol, but Daddy cleerd it off so that he cud put sum food on it for the berds.

He left big footprints. I like lookin at footprints in the snow.
It was so thik on the roads yestaday that we cuddent go an see Granny in the car an we awl had to walk. I rode in Daddy's coat pokkit but still wor my scarf. Today we can pik her up in the car. Weer goin shoppin to get mor seed for the berds. Thay ar extra hungry in this wether!!!

Bye fer now!

My Wardrobe

2010-12-18T10:32:00.004Z

Gills: No, an we ar ment to play today but it will probly be canselld cos of the snow!
Simpsons: yes!!!! At last!!!! I gayve Lisa a big screen hug!
Tesco: no (poo)
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still a bit too bizzy for this /10
Overall Score: 7.7458/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm glad yu liket my Snow Bear! (If yu havent seen it yet, scroll down to the post befor this wun. Thare ar lots ov fotoes!)

Woolley Bear arskt me war I got my snazzy boots an hoody from. Well, Mummy gets most ov my stuff from charity shops. She spots cuddly toys in thare wiv stuff on that wud fit me. She buys the toy, taykes off the clothes an then hands the toy bak to the shop!!!! She sez the looks on the faces ov the laydeez in thare maykes her larf!

Wun time she explayned to the laydee that the clothes wer for me, an the laydee arskt if I wud like to yewz the changing room to try it on. I thort that waz jolly deesent ov her.

I don't mind second hand stuff. Speshly as Mummy carnt nit. Granny K nitted me a luvly bloo jumper wunce tho, an I ware it on speshly cold days as it is big enuff for me to pull my arms in an fold them up underneeth.

Insidently, if yu hav sum geer yu no longer want, I am an 8 inch Bear. 8 inches up and 8 inches rownd. Apart from wen I redistribewt my beeds, an then I can get big arms an legs an a skinny waist. Mummy reelly envies me for that talent.

Oh boy they just sed we ar dew mor snow this arfternoon! It cud be a bizzy day!

Bye for now!

My Snow Bear!!

2010-12-17T17:17:00.000Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No
Tesco: No
Nose hug serprizisity score: serspendid- it's cold an that means snotty nozes. Wich issent fun to hav on yer paws. (Unless it's yor own, in wich cayse it can be kwyte intrestin.) (If a bit salty.)

Overall Score: ownly 6ish reelly /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu like my new stayshunry? Do yu like me wiv a beerd? Teehee!

I hav at LARST got pikchers ov my Snow Bear for yu!!!
He is a snowty fello this yeer, an is sittin on a bench-

I've put this nex foto on my profile for Crismoss cos it's fun an Crismossy!

Look how snowty he is-

I think he looks best wiv bloo PANTS on!!!!!!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!I mayde Mummy smile agen wiv theez fotoes! Hope yu smiled too!!

Miss Fluffy went to Heven

2010-12-15T21:25:00.006Z

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Sorry for the lak of posts. It has been sad rownd heer, becoz Miss Fluffy died. She waz ill for a few weeks an she got very weak suddenly an the Vet-doctor sed they cuddent do enything else. So Mummy sed it waz best we took her to the Vet-doctor an he wud help her die gently in a deep sleep an it wud awl be kwik. Well it waz awl kwik but it awl waz sad. Por Miss Fluffy waz so weak an tyerd on the larst day she cud ownly walk 2 steps an then sit down, an she dident like to lift her hed enymore cos it waz too differcult.

Miss Fluffy was neerly 18 wich is very old in cat yeers.

Her bruther, Mr Scooter, has lookt for her a littol bit, an is stikkin close to Daddy for manly hugs.

Mummy is very sad an crys lots. She sez she misses cuddling her and sniffing her cheesey toes. (Hmm. I noe, but best not to say enything.)

I feel very orkwerd cos I want to be exsytid bowt Crosmoss coming, but I want to be kwyert for Mummy too. It's hard to be exsytid an be kwyert an thortful too. I think if I layer the pant dror wiv at leest 3 layers ov pants I shud be abol to hav a frolic kwyertly, in between thortful looks, wat do yu think?

I miss her too. She waz very good at playing "Bear! Not a Bear!". Sept she calld it "Cat! Not a Cat!"

Snfff. Ssssssnnnnff. Snf. Cats do go to Heven, don't they?

Good job I'm a payshunt Bear.

2010-12-02T22:12:00.003Z

Gills: No
Simpsons: No. I did consider goin on strike abowt this lak-ov-Simpson sitchewayshun, but as I do evrything rownd heer, that wassent reelly feezabol.
Tesco: Yes but too cold to ride in the trolley. (Dayer mayde ov metal, yu noe.)
Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha got Mummy agen! /10
Overall Score: 7.7650001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Tons ov snow heer. TONS!! I carnt go owt alone. Mummy sed sheed looz me cos it's deeper than me. (I meen longer. It issent deeper than me as I'm a very deep Bear ov deep thorts.) Well she wuddent looz me reelly, cos I'd leev a trail. But gerls don't think ov that type of thing, do they?

Daddy still hassent mayde me a Snowbear an he has no excewse becos he hassent been to werk cos they shut the skools. It's a good job I'm a payshunt Bear. But I do wonder if he sumtimes fergets that a Bear is a ferroshus animol hoo shuddent be pusht.

Hurrumppff!!!!!

Hav yu a pikcher ov a Snowbear yet???