I thort I'd tell yu a bit abowt Bear Sports. There are a few sports dat bears excel at. We don't offen partisipayte direktly in Not-A-Bear sport an wen yu look at der type ov thing yu human not-a-bears get up to it's pritty obvious why. Tayke der "Javilin" fer instance. A man in a leo-tard runs a bit, trips, den launches a big pointy stik throo der air at a few men in soots running abowt wiv tape mezzures. I havent seen anyone manage to akshually hit wun of dem yet. If yu ask me, dey shud giv it up an try sumthing yewsful like nitting scarves, fer exampol.Like Not-a-bears, we bears vary in preferences wen it comes to wot sport we do. Some bears are good at fishing, Grizzly Bears are good at hoo-can-find-der-biggest-burger-in-der-rubbish, and Pandas are good at Extreem-meditating.
We smoller bears are pertikulally fond ov Synchronized Sitting. Here is a photo ov me an my team:
Me an my Sychronized-Sitting team
Dit iz kwite hard nowadays to find good Synchronized-Sitting trayners, as most ov der profeshonals hav now retired to Der Baharmaz. But yu can help yor local teams train by doing der following:
- Help yor own team get motivaytid by sitting dem in a row. If yu like, copy der pose dat my team is demonstrayting above.
- Try leaving yor bears in groops near der Sports Sekshon ov yor newspaper. I dowt if it will be as inspired as to include dis sport, but it will remind der bears dat dey hav a sport, too.
- Wen yu visit Bear Adopshon Centres*, yu will offen see bears hanging around on shelves. Arrange dem into organized teams ov Synchronized Sitters. Mummy always duzz dis. Apart from in der Co-op, cos dey started wotching her a bit funny.
I hope yu will encurrage yor bear in dis fine sport. I wud be delyted to reseev photo's ov other teams rownd der werld.
Layter in der week, I shall introduce der International Bear Anthem, wich we sing at all our Bear Sports Days.
Bye for now!!!!!!!!
*human not-a-bears offen call deez "shops"