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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

PANTS!!! part 1

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30/10 (grayum tried to get me back at the same time but I ducked & he missed, AND I got him twice in succession, so I get to invoke the treble your score rule)
  • Day Score: 6/10 would have been higher but then I discovered that Dilly had invaded my blog.


Following my recent post on "Pant Emergencies & Emergency Hug Pants" I feel it is time to answer yor queries about pants. This is ok by me as I could do wiv a good series of talks about pants as they are wun ov my favrit subjects, an' I know that many Bears out there will feel the same.

OK we'll start with-

(1) Why pants?

Well, I was watching a programme from Amerryka one day and they were talking about a man's pants. It was CSI (one of Dilly's favrit programmes) an the murderer had run away. A witness said, "he was wearing brown pants". Well naturally I thort, he must be scared of getting caught, 'cos not only has he lost his trousers, he's pooed his pants.

As the programme went on, Dilly got a bit annoyed at me giggling. But I thort it was funny, espeshally wen the lady wiv ginger hair said, "ok, lets put de pants under the microscope". I thort, what? Are his pants so small? Did his mummy wash dem too hot, like my mummy did wunce wiv her purple jumper? Eventually all was revealed- well, not literally, because wen he turned up, he had his trousers still on.

Well, I WAS confused. I sed, this programme needs a new continuity editor, as all the way through they said they cud see his pants, but now he's fully dressed! Dilly shouted at me, "NOOOOOOO!". And then she threw peanuts at me, an' explained about Merrykans calling trousers "pants".

Well ever since then pants hav made me laugh, partly because of knowing that in some parts of the world you can visit and talk about them all day in public an people won't even guess cos they'll just think you mean trousers. This will still make them give you lots ov room on the bus, true, but at least they won't think you're kinky.



me, relaxing wiv sum pants

Bye fer now!

1 comment:

Margaret said...

Aha! it is all making sense now..... sort of.