- Gills: yes
- Tesco: yes, breefly, wich unless involving BREEFS, is no way to go to Tesco
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 but Granny punched me arfter I sneaked up on her, wich issent wat Granny's are ment to do, reelly, so I shud get anuver 5 at least, fer compensayshun /10
- Weekend Score:7.859/10
Wa-heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's finally heer.
The football season ended on Saterday, folks, an as my berfday is now heer, I took my Lucky Kit off an stept into my Berfday Suit.
I did so with a sellybraytory shuffle. Hav a luk:
If yu carn't see me heer, try heer.
Bak tomorrow wiv (I hope) news of presents, hats an cake. Bye fer now!