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Monday, May 07, 2007

Into My Birthday Suit....

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes
  • Simpsons:no
  • Tesco: yes, breefly, wich unless involving BREEFS, is no way to go to Tesco
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 but Granny punched me arfter I sneaked up on her, wich issent wat Granny's are ment to do, reelly, so I shud get anuver 5 at least, fer compensayshun /10
  • Weekend Score:7.859/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's finally heer.

The football season ended on Saterday, folks, an as my berfday is now heer, I took my Lucky Kit off an stept into my Berfday Suit.

I did so with a sellybraytory shuffle. Hav a luk:

If yu carn't see me heer, try heer.

Bak tomorrow wiv (I hope) news of presents, hats an cake. Bye fer now!

24 comments:

Chewy said...

Happy Happy Berfday Bob!

I'm too shy to join in and I already danced my booty off while house cleaning today.

Chalkhills Collective said...

Happy birthday Bob! You should be nominated for a Bear Oscar for your latest film - an absolute trimuph!

Chalky

Phytheas said...

Hee, hee, hee, you haven't got any pants on! Happy birthday Bob!

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cheers Chewy!

Wen Mummy duzz cleaning I join in by wrappin a duster rownd my lower harf and doin a bum shuffle along the shelves.

I'm gessing yu did sumthing similar.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thanks, Chalky! I was rarther pleased wiv this wun.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phy, neither hav yu!
Wa-heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

:@}

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Whoah, guess you could say that's your birthday suit, then?? You are such a daring, naughty little bear!! (But I couldn't help but to notice what looks like a bit of toilet paper stuck to your bum - you might want to check that one out..)

HAPPY BURPDAY, BONNY LAD!!!!!

(A big birthady nose hug from me.xx)

Teddy and Spaulding said...

Wooohooo! Bare bear! That's what we're talkin' 'bout! Clothes optional days are the mostest fun!
how old are you...if you don't mind tellin'? Did you get hotdogs for you birthday dinner?

Spaulding and Teddy

phaseoutgirl said...

You huggable bear! Have lots of nice ones, and I love th birthday suit, by the way.. ;)

nose hug..

Cecilia

Frog said...

A very Happy Birthday, Bear!
Make it a day you'll never forget.

Rachelle Black said...

Happy berf, er, birthday Bob!
From a lurker...
Slainte~
Rachelle

Rich said...

Hahaha, that was totally excellent. What an outgoing bear you are.

Happy Birthday your Bearness!

Meanie the baby dragon said...

happeee buff day BOB! Wuv meanie!

The Prodigy Bear said...

Happy Burpday, Bob! Wah wah wah! What a fluffy butt you have there. Have a teddy-rific year !

Mousie said...

happy birthday my sweetheart, I missed you too...your film is beautiful, you're my favorite actor...and that striptease is just so so so ...let's say the truth so erotic...and that cute little labble on your sexy bum...I love it and I love you...
Your Mousie

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrink Wrapped,
Hey that's no toilet paper, that's my secrit label.Er...not kwite so secrit.... thanks fer the nose hugs!

Teddy & Spaulding,
I am 5 in hewman years butin Bear years a bit older- about 8 or 9, or think. But it's how old yu feel that counts. An that yewsually depends on wat kind of day Dilly is havin...

Cecilia,
Heeeeehehehehe (blush)
nose hugs sent right back atcha...

Frog,
thanks! When's yours???

Rachelle,
WOW thanks! Hope yu joined in wiv the video too ;@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rich,
thank yu! "Your Bearness" - wow!

Meanie,
thank wu!

Handsome,
yeah, not as fluffy as it yewst to be, alas. That's wat hugs do to yu.. sigh.... hey ho!

Mousie,
yu made it! I misst yu! Glad yu cud pop by. My berfday woodent be compleet wivout yu. Big hugs!!

:@}

margaret said...

Oh my goodness.

ROTFLOL

I just don't know what to say.

You cheeky bear!!!!

Leon said...

Happy Birthday Bob! You are indeed a cheeky bear. :)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Margaret, ar yu referring to my manner, or my pert bottom?

HAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thanks, Leon,
Wa-heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Dilly said...

SKUSTIN!

Scala said...

Bob is a Great dancer The strip is amazing. Ehehe

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wy thank yu, Scala :@}