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Wednesday, April 11, 2007



My blog has been included in Authorblog's Weekly Blog Awards now for SIX WEEKS!!!!! Yu can imagine how chuffed I was to see this. An so I thort I shood express sum joy an appreeshyashon. In fact, I expressed them in the form of dance. Here it is.

If yu carn't see it here, try this YouTube link.

Enyway, I'm a very gleeful Bear today.

Bye fer now!


Monkey said...

Congratulations Bob! Oh my. That is quite exciting.

You are such a good dancer. I like that little butt wag you do. Very... titillating actually.

A wildlife gardener said...

Congratulations, Bob! That was a super video and made me laugh! What a fun character you must be! Groovy!

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi Monkey!

Yes I do enjoy strutting my funky stuff. Even shaking my booty. Little disturbed that you find it titilating though.... I thought it was Calzone who was the dangerous one...



B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Wa-heyyy Wildlife Gardener!

Glad to have caused a smile. Certainly was groovy, that music. Just can't keep still to it.


Spaulding and Teddy T. said...

Very good Teddy Bear dancing form, you have there. Perfect, actually! (Mommy was shaking from laughter...we don't understand why, but, welllll, you know -- hard to figure out Not-a-Bears?!)

Congrats on staying on the Best of list!

Also, wanted to respond to your post on our place -- ummm, yeah, we can't wait to see the Teddy Bear topiary, too. We're gonna make it ourselves, but, since wire snags so easily on fur, we'd rather supervise Mommy in making it, although she is groaning about cuts through her skin. Yeesh! What's worse, snags on fur, which are permanent, or itsy bitsy cuts on Peoples' skin, which heals? We NEED a Teddy Bear topiary. ;)

Your Abearican Bear Buddies,
Teddy T. and Spaulding

Frog said...

You look like Fred Astaire.

david mcmahon said...

G'day from Australia,

I agree with Frog. That sequence is definitely Fred Astaire-like.

Thanks for the dance of appreciation, BTBear. But can I just say you deserve to be on Aussiejourno's Weekly Blog Awards. No question about it.

Am just ducking out for an hour orso, but check my site shortly after that. I can't say too much just now!

Hope you didn't eat too much chocolate over Easter!


Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, you made me laugh so much it hurt! You could teach my collective of bears a thing to tow.

Anonymous said...

Are you related to Captain Kangaroo's Dancing Bear?

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi Teddy & Spaulding!

This wasn't my usual music. I like disco and jazz-funk. John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever was just copying traditional Bear steps, as I'm sure you know.

As for the gardening, I find fur can be a bonus- it helps me not get blisters when digging is needed. Mummy did some raking yesterday WITH MY RAKE onnistly she only had to ask an I'd hav helped! So insted she used it and got a blister on her hand.

Serves her right, really.


B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi, Frog!

Fred Astaire? Cool.

I wish Lisa Simpson wud come over an be my Ginger Rogers....



Leon said...

Wahay to go Bob. You were dancin' wilder than Pooh Bear dodging angry bees after his bonnet. :)

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hullo David!

WOW you put a link to me strutting my funky stuff! Cor! Fan cu!!!


B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Sorry I made yu hurt, Chalky!

I'm sure you're Bears are all secretly very good dancers. Maybe you just need to help them build some confidence. Try leaving them in a Synchronized Sit, then put on some funky music and sneak out of the room. I guarantee you, there'll be paws tapping, beads bounding and some booty being shaken on down in no time.


B.T.Bear Esq. said...


I've been looking up Captain Kangaroo on the web. He looks very interesting. Apart from his mate, the one who runs around in a body stocking with his intestines painted on the outside. I dread to think how many young minds that scarred..... enyway, I carn't find a pic of his dancing bear.

I don't THINK we're related.

Mumy traced her family back to 1680 last year, an he dident crop up.

What I DID discover though, was that wun ov my anscestors was a breeches maker.



B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi Leon!

I dident know that Pooh wore a bonnet. But then, where else would he be able to hide honey flapjacks.....


Anonymous said...

Wow, look at all the messages!

b.t.bear - If you get a chance to visit my sight again, I posted a screen shot of the code. Can you give it an eyeball? I don't see anything for height. Thanks.

margaret said...

I just did myself an injury.