Happy Thanking Day

Recent scores:

• Gills: OMG! OMG! OMG! We hav won TWO away matches in a roe!! We haddent won an away match in over a yeer!!!!
  
• Simpsons: No. I miss Lisa.
• Tesco: Yup
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Overall Score: 8.76573/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Happy Thanking Day to all my Abearycan frends. So is it troo, that yu all eat turkey an hav presents an hav to be wiv famly today eevn the wuns yu don't like; like we hav to at Crissmoss, over heer? ;@}

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My secretary has been unwell agen (shirking) wich accownts for my lak ov posts, by the way. But did yu reed wat I rote up the top thare? GILLINGHAM HAV BEEN WINNING!!!! OMG!! I hav been sooooo bownsing I neerly berst my bum seam wiv all the eggsytment. Dit's grayte. Ovviossly lots ov yu ar waring bloo pants. An I suspekt sum ov yu hav them on yor heds. Thank yu! Keep it up! Keep THEM up, too!

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That reminds me; Daddy cayme home from werk yestaday an sed that thare waz a kid in his class hooz nayme waz "Blu". WAT the????

We allways ask him if thare wer eny daft naymes. Wun ov the funnyest was wen a littol gerl waz calld Cinderella- but the werst thing waz that she had 2 elder sisters in the sayme skool! Wat is the daftest nayme yu hav ever herd ov???

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Enyway, as it is Thanking Day in Abearica I shall joyne in by sayin sum things that I am a Thankful Bear for:

• pants
• an the frolicking of;
• darnsing and strutting my funky stuff
• espeshly to peepol like the BeeGees;
• choklit biskits
• an dunkin them in tea;
• blogger frends
• an meetin up wiv them;
• driving my car rownd the coffee taybol;
• Lisa Simpson;
• Gillingham winning away;
• my hats (yer ears can get well cold wen they stik up on top ov yer hed)

Thare. I'm shor I shall member mor things an stuff, but I shall just hav to be thankful for thoze in a kwyert moment ov Bearissity.

Hav a good day!

Mnyum

Gosh, thanks for awl yor messidges, peeps! I waz goin to blog larst nite but I waz a bit cuverd in hunny an Mummy wuddent let me neer the keebord. Sheez gon to bed now so HA! An HA! agen. Hoo duzz she think she iz???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????????????????///oops sorry my por got stuk. Dit's a bit stikky. Hey! Did yu spot my cowntdown thingy at the top? It's my berfday on 31st May! I'm goin to be 8 agen. Bears can do that, as yu probly noe by now- we can stay watever aige we want. I've been 8 for a wile now. I like 8. 8's a good aige. It's the aige wen yu get most custerd, too. Ever thort abowt that? Well think abowt it now. See? I was rite, wassent I? 8's reelly custerdy. Yu eet 80% ov yor life's custerd wen yor 8. An that's if yor ownly 8 for wun yeer!

By fer now!



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Jackie, speshol hug ov thanks for yor sympaffy arfter Gillingham lost AND got rellygaytid.I don't understand. Mummy eevn wor her lukky bloo pants.... I had to eet a lot ov Jaffa caykes to get over it. I'm still not, akchewlly, but thare ar nun left. Hunny's nice tho. Speshly wen yu think yu've had anuff, an put it away, an go off an do sumthing else, sumthing compleetly un-hunny, an then yu find anuther bit between yor toze. "OH!" yu say. An hav a lik. Mmmm. BONUS hunny. Like most things nice, it's allways eevn better wen yu get a bit mor arfter yu think it endid.

Intermishun

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I think I mite be gettin throo to the green fella, and today I am drorin up a list ov rools for him to sine an agree to. Arfter that, I shall keep a close eye on him- and the pants. Mor on that layter. Meenwile, Blue haz given me an award!!!! HURRAY! So I thort I wud nip in heer an share that wiv yu!

Heer it is. It's the Sweet Friends Award. It's a bit pink, but haz a nice cayke on it.
Now I've got to List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
Okeydokes. I'll hav a sit an a scratch an see wat I can come up wiv......

1. Pants. Speshly frolicking of. Yeah, I rekkon I will do this today.
2. Cayke. Speshly carrot cayke. An Barnarnana cayke. Yum!
3. Pokkit treats. Like choklit peanuts. Or fudge. The best thing abowt fudge is that yu can leev it in yor pokkit for weeks. In fakt it jus gets better cos it gets crunchy.
   
4. Riding the trolley at Tesco's an showtin Yeeeeharrrrr!!!! wen we go parst grumpy peepol.
5. Playin wiv my push-push car.
6. Investigayting stuff. Like, spying on the naybers, or settin up my Bob-cam.
7. I like it wen Gillingham gets a goal at football, cos then we all cheer an do a darnse, an-
8. I'm an ace darnser an like to get down an strut my funky stuff. Darnsin maykes me happy cos yu carnt be sad an darnse. Unless yor old, like Daddy. Most daddys ar sad darnsers.
   
9. Sharin tea wiv Daddy. He duzzent tayke shoogar eny mor, but he puts it in on wun side an I drink from that side an he drinks from the uther.
10. Maykin snowbears.

OK that's it. Now I'm ment to parss the award on to 10 peepol hoo mayke me smile. Well, evrywun hoo reeds my blog maykes me smile. I smile at the thort ov yu taykin time owt to catch up wiv wat I'm up to. See I'm smilin rite now. So I am parssin the award on to all ov yu. Pleez tayke it an put it on yor blog. Eevn if yu havent got time to do the list of 10 things, tayke a pic ov the award from me enyway. Ah go on. It's a pikcher ov a cayke, arfter all, an that will mayke yu smile wenever yu look at it :@}

Kwik updayte- an duzz enywun want a sister?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES!!!!!!!! we had a pre-seezon frendly gayme neer Stansted, an it waz very frendly becos we won! Wa-hey!
• Simpsons:no, I had to leev harf way throo to go to footie
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Nessie. Sheed had a barth and still had a towel on her hed but I still got her so thare /10
• Overall Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yu won't beleev wat that sister ov mine is up to. Hav a look on her blog. It's terribol. Bear abewse, I call it. Tsk. Por Sam. Mind yu, he wassent so botherd. He just ate most ov them. Ha!

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Look wat parkt owtside our playce yesterday!!!!A Tesco van!
It's ownly a van, not like my Tesco Truck. But eevn so! Wow! I cuddent see ware he waz delivering to. I rekkon he may hav just popt by to see The Bear. Hehehe!!!

Then, Daddy suddenly realized that Gillingham had a pre-seezon gayme abowt a 45 minit drive from us larst nite, so we had to go kwik smart! Thare waz just time to chaynge into lukky Gillingham pants- cuddent eevn see all ov The Simpsons! An off we went AN WE WON!!! Wa-hey!!!!!!!

We left Mummy behind. She waz maykin things, yu kno, arty crafty stuff. Maykin a mess, mostly, wich me an Daddy arnt allowd to do but she is cos wen she duzz it it's not a mess it's a creativ environment. Anyway, me an Daddy had a beer an a burger wich is sumthing else weer not allowd wen sheez arownd. (Ar all gerls like this?) Today she haz been eetin weevils. They wer in her bag ov nuts. (I suspekt Dilly. Agen. Sheez mad on bugs an keeps tryin to smuggol a bug farm indors). Enyway, how can she moan abowt burgers wen she eets weevils?

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This arfternoon I am goin to re-pot Oakey, my oak tree. He's a yeer old now an his toes ar gettin skwosht an he needs a bigger pot. I'll tayke sum fotoes an show yu.

Bye fer now!

WEMBLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES YES YES!!!! WE WON AT WEMBLEY!!!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: YES!!!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10- got Mummy!
• Day Score: 9.759/10 -my best skor ever!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WA-heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! We won! We won, we won, we won!!!! WA-HEYYYY!!!!!!! So Gillingham go up to Divishun Wun next seezon! HURRAYY!!!!!!!

***BIG THANKS*** to all ov yu hoo wor yor speshul lukky bloo pants for us!!!!

Heer ar sum fotoes from the day!!! They're very footbally- apollogees to all the gerls owt thare!

Heer's me an Daddy wiv the tikkets!

We drove to London an parkt as neer to the staydium as we cud. We payed in advarnce to park in a skool playgrownd. They giv the proffits to the skool, so we thort it was a good playse to park!

Heer I am, just got owt ov the car, an that is our ferst view ov the staydium in the bakgrownd!

Heer yu can see it better. We ar goin down sum steps to walk throo a subway...

Heer's me goin under the subway...look at the crowd goin up the uther side in the bakgrownd!

This is the uther side ov the subway. It's calld Olympik Way an it leeds up to the staydium. I waz so eggsytid cos the crowd was singing Gillingham songs!

If yu look closely in this next wun yu can see 2 ramps goin up to the staydium.
Gillingham fans had to go up the left side an Shrewsbury fans went up the rite.
Look how menny mor fans we hav than them! HAHAHAA!!!

I took this wun, from whare we wer sitting. We had a good view ov the pitch!
(The gayme haddent startid yet wen i took this, an thoze 2 fellas sat down, they dident stay in the way!)
WOW! Look how small the peepol up the top ar, rite up thare! Can yu see them?
Thare wer 54,000 peepol alltogether, an 40,000 wer Gillingham fans! Wa-heyy!!Befor the match, they brort on theez 2 big sossidge things......they unfurled into theez big flags! Wun for eech teem...Then they carreed them arrownd for the fans to cheer at.
They ar all floaty. Heelium, I serpoze.
I thort it waz ace, an askt Mummy if I cud hav wun for my berfday.
But she sed no, cos it won't fit under the bed.Heer yu can see a bit ov smoke in the top left corner but worry ye not, it's not my hed on fire, they just let off sum firewerks down thare!
On the pitch yu can jus see a line ov peepol.
Theez ar the players, an ours ar best.This is me watching the match.At harf time Mummy went off to the loo (big surprize) an me an Daddy red the program:In the second harf ov the gayme WE SKORD!!! We did!
We did it in the LARST MINIT!!!
It waz so tense an eggsytin! This is me sellybraytin our goal:

...an the crowds to the left an rite ov us...

...an this is the fella that skord the goal.
Heez number 10 an heez calld Simeon Jackson.
Heer he is gettin a hug from anuther player:

Look at the big screen!!! Look at the scor! HAHA!

Heer's our teem goin up for their medals an the trophy:Heer they ar wiv the trophy. It's a bit blurrd cos I waz so eggsytid.Heer they ar, goin a bit mad wiv shampayne!Eevn Mummy tryd to look intrestid!Horray! Look at the big skreen now!!!An larst but not leest, heer's me bak home, havin a sellybraytory drink wiv Daddy!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Wat a FAB weekend!
All this, an tomorro's my berfday, too!!
Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
I think my beads mite jus berst!!!!!!!!!!

Weer off to Wembley!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- but weer off to Wembley today!! WA-HEYYY!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: far too eggsytid for this sorta thing/10
• Day Score: 8.5, on accownt ov bein the day befor Wembley/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

It's heer! It's heer! The day haz come!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEE!!! Weer off to Wembley today to see Gillingham play!! HURRAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Heer's me wiv the tikkets-

Erm, Mummy just poyntid owt that they akchewlly say the rong teem- weer playin Shrewsbury, not Rochdale. But they dident kno that wen they printid theez wuns. Hmm. Hope that's a good omen, not a bad wun. The uther teem bein so insignifficant they dident get their nayme on the tikket. Hehehe.

Mummy is coming wiv us, but I don't think she is gettin into the spirit. She just keeps going on abowt drying her hair an we carnt go till it's dun. Hence, I nipt in heer to hav a blog wile sheez doin gerly stuff. Oh yeah, AN she remindid us that Shrewsbury beat us 7 - nil a few munths ago, wich waz a toterly unnessersary thing to say. Women!

PLEEZ ware yor luuky bloos for us today!!! I chekt, an mayde shor Mummy put hers on, despite her synnysisism.

Seeya layta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mooning the Moon

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YES!! YES!! WE WUN!!! WE WUN 5 - NIL!!! AN I WAZ THARE, TOO! WA-HEYY! Thanks, everywun, for warin yer lukky bloos!!!!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA! Got Mummy wen she waz waykin up! She sed that waz cheetin. I say it's taktiks. /10
• Overall Score: 8.97921638/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyy! I don't kno if the moon larst note waz OFFISHULLY full, but it sertinly lookt plump an rownd to me! So folks, yu kno wat haz to be dun to a full moon, don't yu? (I kno Stanley an Stella do; weev disgust this at lenff befor.) Yes! Get owt thare an MOON THAT MOON!

Moon that moon!

Moon it!

Shayke that thang at that moon!

& This is me ballansin the moon on the tip ov me nose!

Playing moon football...

"On me 'ed, son!"

WA-HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Cars & Cards

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: we playd a match on Tchewsday an Daddy dident tell me we wer playin so I dident get my kit on or get eny lukky bloo pants on my hed or tell Mummy to get her bloos on in time. An oh! Wat a serprize! We lost! POO!!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- we wer goin to go, then we diskuverd that the car waz ded!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score:7.2222201/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh deer! The car haz died! How will I get to Tesco for my rides in the trolley?! We havent told Daddy yet. Heez still at werk.

The car sowndid funny larst nite. SO funny, we had to abandon a trip to Tesco, whare me an Daddy wer goin off to get Mummy sum mor tablits for her bad bak. So we had a look under the frunt bit- that's wat we call the bonnet, but my Merrykan reeders will call a hood (hehe yor all hoodies!! Hehe! Cheeky Bear!) (akchewly I prefer that- bonnet is a bit too Dilly) an Mummy got a torch, an we all lookt in an sed, "Hey! Shuddent thare be a fan belt neer that fan?" D'oh!

So Daddy got a bus to werk today, and the man from the garridge cayme an got the car.

Mummy sed to him, "Ar all Fiat Puntos this bad, or ar we cursed?"

He sed weer cursed. AHA! Mor possibol reesons behind Gillingham playin so badly laytely. But I dygress...

Wen he brort it bak, he waz givin Mummy a look like sumthing bad had happend. "Oh no don't look at me like that!" sed Mummy, but he did. Then he sed "The hed gaskit's gon."

WHAT the?

I don't kno wat gaskits ar or wat the hed wun duzz but it sownds seeriuss. He sed it will be over £500 to fix, and he carnt do it till next Wendzday. That's alot ov shiney pennys an a long time.

Now weer worreed bowt Daddy goin to werk, cos he is a serply teecher, so he goze to all diffrent playces, sum ov them too far away for buses.

The man from the garridge sed, "If yor goin to trayde it in for a new wun, mayke shor it's wun that's nearby."

Oh hahaha.

I can add wun bit ov advice: buy a bloo car, nex time, Daddy.

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Mummy mayde her ferst card in July or Orgust, an she haz got lots now. Heer they all ar-

Personly, I don't think she haz mayde enuff wiv Bears on, so I helpt her do this wun:

She haz arskt an arty shop in town if they will sell sum, an they want to see 6 sarmpols. 6! So we hav to chooz 6 owt ov this lot. Or rarther, we hav to chooz 5. The Bear wun is in, oviossly.

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Forrin news just in: The Chineez Bank ov Origarmi haz foldid.

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My blog had a vizit from a Bear Doktor! Wa-hey! Hav a look at her blog. It's ace!

Bye for now!!!!