WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, September 29, 2006

Bear Rules

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no (wich is poor coz we needid to go an exchange der kettle we bort cos it's defunct)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.3116/10

Well I think it's time to explain about Bears And Rules.

Bears are loyal and onnist. They hav a code of conduct called the Bear Essenshols(not be confused wiv the Bear Nessessities damn yu, Walt! Thats wot yu get wen yu leave a mowse in charge!). In this code are rules to help liv a simpol life (sum bears wud say that just livin among yu Not-A-Bears made it a simpol life enuff. I cuddent possibly comment. I hav my sponsor to think ov). Here are jus some of the Bear Rules:

    • a car shud always hav a navigaytor on the dashbord;
      bears mayk the best ones. Yu can also have reverse-navigators in ther bak window. Fer sum reason, nodding dogs do this rarther well.

    • tishoos need to be isshooed by trayned bears. Female Not-A-Bears may help themselves on occazon, but Male Not-A-Bears NEVER get there in time.

    • there must be at least 2 in the bed at a time an wun ov them shud idealy be a bear.
Well thats enuff to be going on with. But if I cover something to do with a Bear Rule at any time I will highlight it with this picture ov my nose: Byeee!

1 comment:

Margaret said...

Hmmm..........so that's why so many cars have cuddlies sitting on the dashboard! LOL!