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Monday, April 16, 2007

Bees Making Bees Making Hunny


In my curpasity as Spy, I beleev I hav uncovered a secret plot to take over the back of my house. They started to move in the other day. Just wun or two at first. Then three or four at a time. An NOW, I beleev they are intending to multiply an take up Squatters' Rights. It's a bit inconvenient, as they are right near the door, so you hav to duck them wen yu go out. I wonder why they chose MY house. They better not be arfter my marigolds.....

Here is a dockewmentry I made of them yestaday. Eny nature buffs out there? Let me know wat yu think....

Bye fer now!


Shrink wrapped scream said...

Oh, BT,

You really DO do brave, don't you? But those naughty bees are gonna be FAR too shagged out to make you any honey, this side of summer.. and does your mummy know about your peeping Tom antics? I think you're a little young to be getting such an obvious thrill from such things..

Anonymous said...

You are just too cute. You better keep the door closed or you might have some buzzy friends inside your house.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...


HEEEEEEEEEE hehehehehehehehe

I still don't know if they were snogging or fighting.

Mummy said that maybe the smaller bees were a diffrent kind of bee, and that they got there first, so they are trying to see off the other ones.

Do yu think she is trying to deseev me?


B.T.Bear Esq. said...


sum of them came indoors an we managed to get a few out of the window, but one went up the vacuum cleaner.

Still, as modes of going to meet the Great Bee In The Sky go, that one was as least interesting.


A wildlife gardener said...

I think the bigger ones look like bumble bees. They can be difficult to get rid of. I usually wait till the end of the season when they've finished their work, and then block up the entrance holes, because my garden wouldn't exist without the bees and their pollination efforts.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi, Wildlife Gardener!
I thought Bumbles had rounder bums. These are quite pointy. In fact they look quite vicious!

Oh dear....

Spinning Girl said...

That is indeed frightening! YOu ought to watch your back!

david mcmahon said...

G'day BTBear,

Would you like to be the guest judge of this week's Blog Awards? See my blogpost titled `You Be The Judge' and let me know.

Keep smiling. Keep blogging. Keep connecting. You do it so well.


Monkey said...

Oh my word! At first I rejoiced for you, thinking they were there as your own personal Honey Makers, but now I'm not so sure.

And you are a very brave bear indeed.

Phytheas said...

We have bees near us too. Last year they tried to get into the Joint Chief Bear in Charge's office and she had to close all the windows even though it was 30C outside. They were in a big angry clump, just buzzin around. You be careful.

By the way have you had a phone calls from Hollywood? Your film making is brilliant.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Spinning Girl,

Luckily Mummy was watching my back, whilst she was holding the camera for me.

Bees are especially scary when they are nearly the same size as your face.

Bob :@]

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

larst night I stuck the stick in the hole an wiggled it about. Wen it came out I snifft it, an it didn't smell of hunny. So I still don't know wat they're up to in there.


Bob :@}

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

did yu try poking them wiv a stick?
no sorry, probly not, if they wer in a big angry clump. Wow now THAT sounds scary. I wonder wat they wer arfter. Did yu leave yor jar of hunny open?
I've smeared some near the hole just to tease them.

Bob :@}

MUMMY said...




B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Cool! Thanks for the invitation, dave. I've answered this on your blog.


B.T.Bear Esq. said...


Keep out of MY blog!

An ana an an I'm NOT teasing them. I'm playing with them.

Bob T Bear (esq)

Donna Jean said...

My Meme and Poppy ( grandparents) celebrated their 35th wedding anniversary Saturday and my sister, Kenna and I, gave her a cake with pictures of dogs on it. Sorry, no bears! I wanted to share this with you, okay? I got into trouble on the bus on Friday. do you ride a bus to school? Some girl was making fun of me and my glasses so I hit her and got into trouble. They called my mom and boy was I ever in trouble at home. No movies all weekend. Would your mom do that to you?
I love you Bob !
Addie from Missouri

Anonymous said...

Your Mummy has a blog? She's a hip & happenin' Mum!

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hullo Addie!

No, I would not have done that to you. What a nasty person to take the mickey out of your glasses. You should try taking a bear with you. He'll sort them out. My Mummy wears glasses sometimes, and Daddy wears them all the time. But no one picks on them cos I'm usually with them. I do kung-fu, you know. And if anyone upsets my Mummy I whahh them in the ankle. And then she gives me choklit peanuts.

They don't do school buses here. Except for school trips. But I wouldn't like to be on one, cos there is usually someone being sick.

My college was residential. It was a Spy School. Have you seen my graduation photo? It's here:


Bob :@}

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi Chewy!

It's funny you should use those words. She has arthritis in her hip. So she is definitely hip. But there is not always much hap'nin. (as you can see from her blog).

Bob :@}