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Friday, December 07, 2007

AHA! Gotcha!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy /10
  • Day Score: 6.2983100005 /10
  • Advent calander pikcher: 3 girls singin an glowin a straynge yello culler.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hid my seekrit camra in wun ov Daddy's yewsd soks an left it on the landin upstairs. I knew it wud be sayfe there coz no wun wud ever dare inspekt wun ov Daddy's vomit-soks at close kwarters. It dident pik enything up for hours. Then this:




WELL! Wunse I'd seen this I had to go an investygayte! Look wat I fownd in the pant dror!!!!

A seekrit piknic in the pants!!!!!

An.... an... HOOZ THIS?????

What the?????????????????

Daddy Windosill Bear sed that it's his Grayte Unkol Mulligan. He's stoppin off on his way to Scotland, wher heez gonna retire an play golf!

I dident approov ov this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hav an arnty in Scottyland an I kno she reeds this so! Do YU kno enything abowt this, Arnty Fiona??? Do yu?

39 comments:

Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, you're just so funny! Are you very cross? You can't be really, you're such a kind bear. I love that jumper Scottish bear is wearing - can I have the pattern?

Still giggling!

Chalky

Phytheas said...

Bob, looks like you’re in danger of serious mutiny. I’m going to have block this post from The Collective – I can’t have them getting ideas.

If you need my help, just shout!
Phy

Dilly said...

Hneehneehnee! Bob do jelluss!

¬"

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
It appears you have a mutiny on your hands. I recommend the "walk the plank" penalty be set up for all those having unauthorized "Pant Drawer Picnics" and that those involved be required to make hunny on toast every day for you, for the rest of the year.

This is a serious offense, and you cannot just let it slide.
Arrrr me matey!!!!

Yup, we watched Pirates of the Caribbean las night....
Yo-yo, yo-ho.... you know, the'es something to be said for the life of a pirate... and did you see the bear that Mr. Gibbs was sleeping with at the end of "World's End"????? Did you, did you???
Do you know him? Could you get me his autograph???? :))
Slainte~
Rachelle

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

It's not to my tayste, but Grayum's been admyrin it, an his flat cap, too. But he arrivd wiv it, so we don't hav a pattern for it!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

Oh boy, I jus want things to get bak to normal rownd heer!

Issent it frytnin how kwikly stuff can slide into anarky?

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly,

I DO NOT DO JELLUS!

:@Z

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

I've never seen that film. I'm intreegd! Waz the Bear listed on the carst list? Or did they miss him owt? They yewsully do, yu kno. Ar well. I knew a pirate BEar wunce. He waz calld Salty.

Enyway! I think yu've given me 2 good reesons to hire this film now! I shall show it in front ov the WS Bear reprobaytes, an maybe they will see the error ov theor ways, aharrrr, shiver me timbers an get ye paws on ye plank arhhhh (jus praktissin).

:@D

Ms. Creek said...

what the heck is a vomit sok???

looks like they had a wonderful picnic, were you jealous because you weren't invited???

Maybe Uncle Mulligan can meet your auntie???!!! does she have a pant drawer???

Asta said...

Bob
Thank goodness fow technologie,you might nevew have discovewed the twuf! Wow in the pants dwawew yet..tsk,tsk I pawsonally wouldn't stand fow it, and even inviting mowe guests..this is sewious!

On a nicew note, I weally appweciated the melted choklit, I licked it wight up when I wandewed awound aftew the pawty, they hawdly made a stain at all..that was made by my fwiend JoeStains(he's known fow it)..i'm weally glad you had fun! I loved having you be pawt of my pawty..you awe a gweat fwolickew,just what I like!
smoochie kisses
Asta

Pope Terry said...

The cheeky monkeys taking liberties like that, how are you suppoesd to run the tight ship you usually do with all these secret shanigans going on.

Spaulding T. Bear said...

Bob,
How shocking! Skip rulz iz rulz! How 'bout inbiting you to the pickanick, too? Those lookeded like good eats! Yummy!

I am at a loss for giving suggestions on how to deal with your intolerable problem?! If it helps any, Kringle returned my guitar this morning without even being askeded. He also thankeded me all day for letting him borrow it, and made us all hotdogs for breakfast! I've changed my mind 'bout him -- he's alright! Think I'm gonna let him borrow the guitar for the next CSI:NY (since they changed the beginning music around, so it's better to do air-organ, a'cuz the guitar part isn't until the end.)

Dilly suggested you might be gelus! (My daughter and niece are big fans of Dilly.) I think you need to askeses her the obbeeus question - was SHE inbited to the pickanick? (Then again, canst say I like her choice in foods anyway, so maybe she doesn't care that she missed out on kookies AND choklat!)

Good thing you are a spy! I know you will figure out how to handle this!

Good Luck,
Spaulding, who has his guitar back!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

The sock cam was ingenious. I bow to your powers of counter-intelligence.

I understand that you're seriously miffed, but what is the real reason behind your miffedness? Is it because the Windowsill Bears did not invite you to the picnic in the pants drawer, or because their uncle stopped by without you knowing it?

I'm sure you'll work it all out in good time. See if aunty Fiona knows any background on this Scottish bear.

Goober love,
Stanley

Stanley said...

Oh, Bob.

My hooman girl wanted me to ask if those biscuits are HobNobs? She loves HobNobs, and I found her drooling over the picnic photo.

That's hoomans for ya...

Goob love,
Stanley

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley, yes they wer Hobnobs!!! Wich jus maykes it werse!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Spaulding,

I don't think Dilly waz in on it, cos she jus rayzed her eyebrows wen she sor there waz another Bear in the howse (or she sez she did- it's hard to see any eyebrows on Dilly, rayzed or utherwise...)

I'm glad yu got yor gittar bak! I' ve never had a hotdog. Do yu hav hunny-musterd on it???

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Well eggsaktly! I can always cownt on yor good self to understand!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta, it waz a fantastik pawty! I carnt wayte fer the next wun! Sorry I fergot my camra. It waz bizzy! HAHA! Can I put wun ov yor luvley foto's on my blog nex week?

Weer off to Granny's today....

hope evrywun remembers to ware bloo- I havent got enuff time to blog an remind them!

:@o

Celebration of Life said...

Hello Bob! You know, it is getting close to Christmas, maybe they were planning a surprise for you and you caught them in the act so they had to make it look like they were raiding the drawer! There are always lots of secrets this time of year!

Ms. Creek said...

WHAT IS A VOMIT SOCK?!

Mary said...

Ah ha! Caught them red paweded!
Looks like they are plotting against you Bob! Be careful not to forget to look over your fuzzy shoulder those windowsill bears are tricky!

Mousie/Paisible said...

what's happening over there...secret camera...spying...hum hum...it's much quieter in Plumpiemousie...but today I received a beautiful extraordinary drawing...and I am ever so happy with it...will put it on top of my bed...and thanks for the address, i'm preparing the little ones passports...
much love from Miss Mousie

david mcmahon said...

Detective Bob,

That's just bear-faced cheek!

Great idea for a post. And it proves my theory that toys do come alive ....

Harry said...

How darned cheeky! What are you planning to do now? Maybe a padlock for the biscuit tin?

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob! Me duzt dwahpin in tu day hi an day Maywee Kwizmuz!
Luv,
Chuck

A.Bananna said...

I agree with celebration. they could be doing a surprise for you and when they heard you coming they covered it up.

YAH! what is a vomit sock?? lol

mrsnesbitt said...

Hey Bob...fancy doing some undercover work? This Bobcam could be the solution to the goings on in the desk! Yet again I put all 3 bears in when lo and behold this morning one was on the floor again, and bailey's arm was stretching right over the back of the chair!

I now feel I am neglecting the situation as am so busy getting the place ready for the new carpet coming! But what they should realise is the lovely porch they will have when everything is done!!!

back to decorating....keep in touch Bob....I need you!

CHEWY said...

Put mouse traps in the pant drawer. That'll teach 'em.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Celebration of life,

WOW! Yes, you might be right... then again.... they were meant to be on the windowsill that day!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

HAHAHAH! Fear not, I'll explain later... HAHAHA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mary,

they are too cunning by far....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mousie! So good to hear from yu! I'm all eggsytid abowt wat yor sendin us! Horray!

I'm goin to yor playse in a minit to chek out this drorin....

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,

"toys do come alive"???

What the?

Wat ar yu sayin?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

yeah, I mite hav to get wun ov those biskit tins that come alarmd! I waz alreddy thinkin we need wun wiv mummy in the howse enyway!

Till then, maybe I shud jus put the biskits on the windowsill, as they don't seem to go there eny mor...

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ahhh hullo Chuck! An merry Crismoss to yu too! I'll be over layter!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

hmmm... yeah I'd like to think that it waz a plan for sumthing nise, but yu kno, they dident eevn offer me eny of those biskits!!!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt!

Yu defnitly need the Bobcam!

Good luk wiv the decoraytin. Hope yu get it all done in time to put up a Crismoss Tree...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

HAHAHAHAH! Wat abowt wen daddy trys to get fresh pants owt in the mornin? HAHAHAHAHA! That'll wayke him up, won't it?!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

:@D

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
Okay, Johnny Depp, and... well, um... okay, Johnny Depp!
Because everyone knows if he only knew me, he would love me *sigh and dreamy look..........*
*snaps back to reality*

And everyone loves a good pirate movie!
There are three of them now, so you can have a movie marathon and you can put on a pirate hat and a patch and shiver me timbers, I just dare those windowsill bears to try anything like that again after seeing them!
Slainte~
Rachelle