My Familee Part 1

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity
  Score: 6/10
• Day Score: 8/10
  

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I live with two human not-a-bears hoo adoptid me, an a sister that they adoptid wivout asking me ferst.

We had all gon to London Zoo Easter 2003, whereupon the ownly animols we DIDN'T get to see was the BEARS. Well yu wud think that woz a big enuff insult wuddent yu? But my parrents serparst themselves wen they went to the gift shop.

I wontid a scarf!! I'd seen lots of pikchers ov bears wearing scarfs in my books. So i sed pleez get me a scarf. Well! I sat bak in the car...wot did they bring out? A sodding crocodile. (She SEZZ she's a crocodragon an that she'll be a proper dragon wen she grows up. Huh. She aint even got her own wings - they'er strappt on.) ENYWAY so they sez, hullo Bob dis iz yor new sister. Woopy do. I woz so egsited I neerly burst my beads. NOT.

Well I was going to give you a foto of Dilly but you're lucky cos the software issent working at the moment. Her enormuss snout probly broke it. Check bak anuver day but be prepared for flagrant green-ness, and you may need to adjust yor screen to fit in her enormuss ar.... hehehe.

Bye fer now!

(click here to go to My Familee Part 2)