- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 8/10
- Advent Calender Pikcher: another girl, this time with a tea-towel on her head.
Well, I take it we all know about koala not-a-bears now. Or, if yor new around here (where've yu been???!) click here to read about my campaign against the impostering koala. Now the time has come to introduce another imposter, THE RED PANDA.
We came across a few ov these reprobates when we visited Colchester Zoo earlier this year. Everyone was saying how cute they were, and littol gerls, espeshally, kept going "Ahhhhhhh" and other such silliness. I've nothing agenst them, myself, yu understand, I'm shor there's a lot to be sed fer being dressed up like a cross between Batman an Little Red Riding Hood. But there is no need, I mean NO NEED to call yorself a Bear whilst doing it.
Look at this: fig 1. "Panda": clearly a Bear
Now look at this:
Is there a new Darwinian rule I don't know about? Wun that goes sumthing like, "If it looks like it's about to rob a bank, call it a Bear"??? STROOFFF! Why carn't they call it a Red Raccoon? It's not right, and an an it's NOT CLEVER!