WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Sum Advice (5) fear ov dentists

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 2/10 (got Dilly)
  • Day Score: 7.983/10
  • Advent Calendar Pikcher: sum people walking along in strange hats
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!


Margaret left a message about being scared ov her dentist:

I wouldn't be so scared of going to the dentist if he
had a nice bear to work with. Maybe I should suggest it....

Well Margaret, yu could do. Or hav a look around the waiting room. There are often Bears hanging out in the corner among all the jigsaw puzzles an stuff.

Alternatively, take yor own. Yu can carry us in yor bag if yu like, we don't mind. Enyway, wunse there, focus on yor Bear's bravery (all Bears do brave) an act like yor brave too. Arfter a while you'll ferget that yor only acting. An by the time yu remember, it will be all over, an yu can take yor Bear shopping in his (or her) favrit shop. Probly wun that sells pants.
Bye fer now!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks Bob! Good idea. Although, I think my bear might prefer my pocket. Too much junk in my bag!