- Gills: yes, but we lost to Nottinham Forrist Scum agen. Poo!
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 7/10
I have been werking on the "not so Charmin"campaign. If yer not up to date on this important ishoo, please clik here an reed wot deez reprobates ar up to.
Enyway, on my latest trip to Tesco I noticed that this terribol travisty ov bear-insult-on-a-roll is on speshol offer. Aha! So, that's their game, is it? Just as peopol realize how upsettin it is for the Bears to hav bum-wipe-payper wiv Bear pikchurs on it, Charmin yews cut-price-underhand tactics to strike bak.
Well it is always best to rise abuv yor enemy and keep wun step ahed. And so I resistid the urge to smash up the display an did a new design fer them insted. Here it is. I'm goin to send it to them this week wiv a stern letter. I no I hav the backing ov yu good enlitened folk. If there ar Bears out there hoo wud like to support me wiv a petishon, pleez leave a messige arfter dis blog- I'll send a copy with my stern letter.
Bears ov ther werld, we must not giv in!
Bye fer now!