- Gills: yes but der other team cheated cos we lost
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes, three times
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy/10
- Day Score: 7/10
Beth Not-A-Bear has written to arsk abowt the scorring system that appears at the top ov my posts. OK then! I'll go throo them wun by wun, yewsin yesterday's scores as an exampol....
- GILLS stands fer Gillingham football club wich me an my daddy support. Sumtimes I think he is a bit of a saydist bringing me up to support them, given our performance over the larst cuppol ov years. But mostly I enjoy going to footbol or lissnin to it in the car wiv daddy. If I write 'yes' next to GILLS it means they played. Yesterday we were beating CREWE (full naym Crewe-Scum-Town-Poo) by 3 goals to 1 but then, cos we're really nice, we let them hav a go an we lost 4-3. Hey ho. Wen we looz I hav a consolayshun choklit peanut fer each goal we let in. If we win I hav a sellybraytory banarnana. If we draw I hav wun ov each. Yesterday was a big day fer choklit peanuts.
- SIMPSONS records whether I got to see my favrit program on telly. Der Lisa eppysodes ar the best. Sheez luvley. I also like the dog, Santa's-Littol-Helper. I've got Simpsons Monopoly an also Simpsons Top Trumps, wich I offen play wiv the other bears.
- TESCO records whether we went to Tesco coz I like to ride in the trolly. I suspekt Mummy sneaks off to other shops too but she has a Tesco loyolty card and so she shud be loyol to Tesco, shorly? I've got wun too. Bears do loyol. I don't think humans no wat loyal means. Sum days she eevn goes to Saynsburrys. It's embarrassing.
- NOSE HUG SUPRIZISITY SCORE hehehehe we bears are good at hugs and small bears are espeshally good at nose-hugs. Not-A-Bears offen appreshyate deez in the winter cos their noses get cold. But they don't expect to get them the rest of the year! This is how the nose hug game was founded. Yu sneak up on someone, then jump out an hug their nose. Then they hav to giv yu a scor out of 10 fer suprizisity. Yu hav to hav really mayd them jump to get a 10! At the end ov the day I averrage out my scor and record it heer.
- DAY SCORE is my overall scor fer the day, tayking into account all the abuv scores, plus other things like... woz there thunder? (don't like it), did I get to see menny pants? wot wer the other bears are up to? etc.
I hope that this arnsers yor kwestchun, Beth Not-A-Bear. As fer yor other enquiry, regarding my interest in pants, hehehe.....that disserves a whole post ov its own.Bye fer now!