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Showing posts with label London. Show all posts
Showing posts with label London. Show all posts

Monday, April 16, 2012

Eestery catch up - PART 2!!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes we playd Oxford an got a not-a-looz
  • Simpsons: No, but sor Famly Guy an American Dad.
  • Tesco: Yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy tryd to get me an insists he got a 10, but I told him it dident cownt cos he dident so mutch get my nose as grab me whole hed. /10
  • Overall Score: 8.100009 (slightly inflated by ginger cake) /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK now I can bring yu the rest of the fotoes from my Eester weekend wiv Beanie!


Thare wer lots ov historikol peepol thare. This is Charles II. Issent he tall?
That's Andrea, an me an Tango.
I wantid to ask him wat he kept in his hat
(bagels?) but I dident get a chance.


This issent a historikol person this is a beefeater.
He is wun ov the gards at the tower.
No wun noes wy they ar calld beefeaters but it mite be cos Henry 8th gave them meat to eat to keep them big an strong.
They arnt all big an strong nowadays an wun ov them is a laydy.
Heer Andrea is holding me an Tango cos the grumpy beefeater dident want his foto tayken wiv eny bears, he sed. He oviossly just didn't now hoo he was meeting.


Heer ar mor historikol types.

Dilly an George liket meeting this Stuart laydy.

Oh look! Anuther wun ov those wire animols! The best by far, in my opinion!

We went inside that big 'White Tower'.
We sor this enormuss sord.
Look how big it is compared to that littol gerl!


This a soote ov Armor mayde for Henry 8th. Oh my! Look at the codpeece! HAHAHAHA! No WAY was his willy THAT big! No WAY! HAHAHAHA!!
HAHAHA! Oh my beads! HAHAHA!


Thare wer lots ov horses showing how diffrent kings' horses wor diffrent things., or wer diffrent breeds, an diffrent sizes.

This wun was all alone an he let me sit on his nee.

Next! We went to the dining hall an had HEWGE fish an chips an mushy peas!!!

Andrea, Tango, George an Beanie gave us this box
of SIX Kinder Surprise Eggs! How fantastik!!

Next we went bak owtside for a bit mor investigating.
This is the Beauchamp Tower, but they pronounce it 'Beecham'.
(I think that's daft.)

Inside thare is a LOT of graffitti from old prisoners.

Wun bit ov graffitti is very faymuss.
It sez 'JANE' and meens Laydy Jane Grey,
hoo was kween for 9 days. Then Kween Mary sed 'Oi, I'm Kween, not yu' an put her in the tower.
After a few munths peepol told her that she shud chop her hed off. So she did.

Heer is sum mor ov the graffitti inside this tower. Not all of it, just a bit.

They must hav been prisoners a long time
to scratch things into the stones this deeply, mussent they?

This was the duke ov Arundell. Or he may hav been an earl, I can't remember...

This waz the vew from the window:

Wen we cayme owt I sor that cheeky raven agen!
Then he started showing off to the gardsman that
he w
as allowd to walk abowt an the gardsman wassent!
Then Mummy wantid a kwik look in this church.
It's ware Ann Boleyn and Laydy Jane Grey
an St Thomas More an enywun else hoo had thare heds chopt off wer berreed.

Time to leev!
Good vews ov Tower Bridge on the way!

Bak on the bus!!!

Neer the train stayshun, we went into Nero's ware
Andrea treetid us to tea an cake.
She has Rocky Road, an Mummy had Carrot Cayke.
Tango, George, Beanie, Dilly an me just took sum nibbles of eech.
I hav a soft spot for carrot cake, but must admit, that
Rocky Road thing was yumtastik!!!!

Finally, wen we sed goodbye, I gayve my Sun Bear badge to Tango.
I hav had it for yeers- Pytheas gave it to me. I hope he won't mind.
I miss it, but I noe Tango collekts badges, an this was a
speshol wun.
He put it strayte on his scarf:


That's all my fotoes! I hope yu enjoyd them.
Andrea sed we will meetup agen on Beanie's berfday in October, but I hope we can meet up sooner than that. It's allways fun!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

I met up with Beanie an Tango! Horray!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: We playd Morcombe (bunch ov comeedians) an thanks to theyer blatant unfairness we lost 2-1
  • Simpsons: yes, we sor a speshol Halloween episode. Wich, altho it was at the rite time of yeer for a chaynge, wassent that good cos they tryd to vayporize Lisa.
  • Tesco: No, but I Mummy went to the Co-Op then complayned that theyer choklit taystid funny.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oo fergot to do this!!! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.386/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Larst Sunday I had a grayte day out in London wiv Mummy an Dilly- we went to meet Beanie an Tango Bear (an Dilly's wagon frend, George)!!!

Mummy serparst herself by forgetting the camra. DO'H!!!
Never mind. She took sum pic's on her fone, but now she duzzent noe how to get them off the fone. We lookt for the box the fone cayme in but carnt find it. STROOOOF! Sumtimes she is sutch a
GERL!!!

Then Beanie's Mum emayld us sum fotoes for our blogs, an Mummy carnt get them sayved so she can post them. AAAARRR! I defnitly need a new secritry!!!!

But heer ar sum nice fotoes that Beanie sed I can borro from his blog.


Heer's me an Beanie. We awl went in this grayte big Art Shop. It was on 3 floors, so lots ov stairs, an we had grayte fun sliding down the bannisters!

Heer's us all hav a groop chat.
Clokwise from me-
me, Dilly (yu can jus see her ridikewlussly big green ribbon on her hed), Beanie, Tango, George.
Arfter shopping we went for lunch. Beanie's Ma took us to this grayte playce called Brown's (good Bear nayme) an we had eNORmuss burgers that wer sooper yum an abowt the size ov a Bear's small armchair. Coolio!

Then we took the long way bak to our trayne stayshun so that we got to see lots ov intestin stuff on the way. We went upstairs on 2 big red buses!
Heer we ar goin parst Westminster Catheedrol:

Wen we stopt at bus stops we lookt down at the peepol gettin on an off. We notist that thare wer lots ov pigens wandering abowt, an me an Tango wantid to poo owt the windo on them but Beanie's mum sed 'Nooooo!' an wuddent let us an told Tango to behayve himself, eevn arfter I explayned that we ownly wantid to do to the pigens wat THEY do to lots ov peepol. Snot fair! Mums can be so boring.

We had a grayte time!!!
Pleez chek owt Beanie's blog
as to see mor abowt our advenchers, an see wat they got up to in London over for 4 HOL DAYS!!!

Seezya layta!



Thursday, October 29, 2009

Ahhhh............... Dorothy!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 1 (Hehe. I let Dorothy win!!) /10
  • Overall Score: 9.9/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yesterday waz grayte!!!

Me an Daddy went to London an met up wiv my Arnty Anna an her famly. They hav come over to London for a few days. Heer's me, reddy to go. Phytheas's mum mayde me this satchell. It's cool, issent it?We drove harfway to London then got a train to meet Arnty Anna. At ferst we all went to a big park ware we fed skwirrols.

In the park: Arnty Anna wiv my cuzins Kevin an William an Yolanda, hoo is showin Dorothy sumthing up a tree. I think. Unkol Alvaro waz thare too, but he kept owt ov the pikchers becos he is goin bald. Hehee. [Cheeky Bear!]


Thare wer big lakes in the park too, wiv lots ov goosies on them:
Heer's me an Dorothy taykin a ride in my cuzin William's hood.
We had sum grayte chattin wile we wer in thare!

Dorothy told me abowt whare sheez been travlin:
Arfter her stay wiv us in the summer, she went to stay wiv my Arnty Fiona in Edinburgh. She took her all the way to Cornwall on hollyday!

Arfter Arnty Fiona, Dorothy went to stay wiv a laydy hoo werks in the Scottish Parliament. She had fotoes taken on the boss's chair in the parliament bildin! The laydy sneekt in wiv her wen all the uther MP's wer owt!! How's that for a cheeky Bear! Hehe!

Then she went to EuroDisney. She sed she had a grayte time thare but the mice wer very big an a bit scary.

Then she went to Arnty Anna's howse, Ireland. She dident kno that that wud meen coming bak to England an so meetin up wiv me waz a serprize! Hehe! I waz serprized too!!!!

We awl went to the Syence Mewseum. It waz very bizzy cos the children ar all on Harf Term Brake this week. So it waz full ov kiddies an Daddy had to keep remindin himself that he wassent in charge ov them all. The downside ov this waz that he cuddent tell them to be kwyert an sit down an so it got kwite noizy. Me an Dorothy nipt owt to the Mewseum cafe for a snak an a sit down:

Hey! Chek owt Dorothy's eers! Wun forwerd an wun bak! Way to go, Dorothy!!!


Layter we awl went bak to thare hotel.
Heer's Dorothy an me lookin at food menus tryin to desyde wat to hav for supper:
In the end we awl went owt for a Chineez meel an Dorothy an me had a playte ov choklit brownies insted cos I thort the noodels lookt like werms an wunce I told her that she waz put off evrything till I sed wat abowt choklit? See, I kno the way to a gerl Bear's beads.
I had a luvly time. Me an Daddy dident get home till layte layte layte. An then I was up talki bowt it till 1am! I waz so exsytid. It so grayte to see Dorothy agen. Sheez my frend, yu see. I think sheez luvly.

Today I had a nice kwyert day at home. The Windowsill Bears wer down off the windowsill, it bein a T day. It waz a nice day. Ownly I hav a sor bit in my chest today. It feels odd, like I swallowd sumthing big an it broozd me. Maybe it waz sumthing I ate. It gets werse wen I think abowt Dorothy. Issent that odd? Hey ho!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Grayum heer!



HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!


Well, that yung Bob is down in London rite now, so I thort I'd nip in heer wile thare's sum peece an kwyert!

I wassent serprized to see that that yung wippersnapper haddent updaytid his blog, or thankt yu for yor messidges- frankly, yung Bears today don't hav a grayte deel ov manners, not like in my day.

He rang me from a hotel to arsk if I cud get his Mummy to record a program on BBC2 at 8 o' clok. It's all abowt a famly ov blak Bears, yu see. Ownly I hope it's not a sad program, like wen they go shootin them. That jus issent fair. How is a Bear ment to hold a gun? Weev got big paws, yu kno. It was hard enuff lernin to hold the cholk, wen I waz a teetcher.

Teecherin waz harder in my day wen yu had to ware a hat an rite wiv cholk. Cholk is wun bad muther for gettin owt ov yor ferr. An if yu forget it's thare an lik yorself, it taystes like yor likkin the flor. An if yu need to kno how I kno that, yoov never dropt all yor choklit moosse on the flor.

Dorothy did mayke it to London wiv Arnty Anna an her clan, an so they all went to the Syence Mewseum together. Bob sez he got sum fotoes but I think they will be mostly ov Dorothy. Yung luv, eh? Teehee.....

See yu arownd!

Grayum Bear (BSC)

Friday, September 25, 2009

London!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy too, wich waz a speshol abowt Brian the dog!
  • Tesco: yes, I went wiv Mummy, on her bike!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Tayke that! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.62121/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Arrrrrrr! Talk Like A Pirate Day waz grayte fun, wassent it? Thank yu, evrywun hoo popt by! Sorry I wassent abol to blog sooner, but heer is a foto that Buttons Bear sent me ov his bruther, Wun-Eyed Cocoa, walkin the plank!He also sed that Cocoa is hoping to do gymnastiks in the nex olympiks, if they ar held in Chicago. Looks like he is good at ballansin, despite his wun-eyedness, so yu never kno!

Mummy dident get fotoes ov us on Pirate Day, mostly cos we wer jus far too kwik for her, an far too cunning, blarst her eyes, arrr!

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The nex day we awl went to London!
The Mayor had arranyged for lots ov the roads in London to be closed for the day to cars, so that just bicycles cud be free to wizz rownd wivowt worryin bowt the traffik.

We liv 55 miles from London, so we drove as far as Hackney (abowt 4 miles away from the city), then parkt the car thare an got on our bikes an rode into the middol ovLondon.

We joyned up wiv a groop ov abowt 60 peepol in Hackney, an we awl rode in together. This is whare we fownd them gettin reddy:They gayve owt sum free yello tops an sum flags too. Daddy put his in his hat:Dilly kwite liket it up thare:

Evencherly we joyned up wiv the spehol bike route in London itself, wich went rownd for abowt 10 miles (15km). They rekkon thare wer abowt 60,000 peepol on bikes!!! Heer ar sum ov them:Wenever we went under a bridge or throo an underparss, we all cheerd an rang our bells an got reelly noizy!!! It was funny!

Our ferst stop waz by the Tower Of London, wich is akcherlly a big old carsol, so ov corse, Dilly wantid a foto:We stoppt by the river Thames for a swig ov warter an me an Dilly had a foto tayken wiv Mummy by a boat that is now a floating restorant:Heer yu can see a "Big Wheel" in the bakgrownd, wich is the London Eye:Come on, let's get going!!!!Heer is ware we rode parst St Paul's Cathedral:We sor sum men hoo had mayde thare own bikes an they wer mad!!!!
This wun is mayde ov rusty iron an has a fish hed on it!This next wun was grayte to watch- all the wheels turned rownd as he pedold!!! They wer all joyned up wiv chains so they terned all the way rownd his hed! LOL!Heer yu can see the big towers calld Canary Wharf, an that pointy wun is niknaymed "The Gherkin" (altho Mummy gets it rong an calls it an Aubergine.)This is me an Dilly on a road calld The Mall, wich goze up to Buckingham Palace. We ar neerly at the top so yu can see the Palace, wich sum peepol call Buck House hehehe: Heer is the top ov that golden thing in front ov the palace. I took a close-up pic for yu:Heer me an Dilly ar at the railings ov the palace!
We sor them chaynge sum ov the gards, thoze wuns in red wiv the big hats. Can yu see them marchin along? It waz weird to see the tradishonal uniforms cos they wer carryin masheen guns too!:Can yu see him standin neer his box? I serpoze he steps in thare if it rayns. Hehe. Or maybe that's whare he has a wee.
For lunch we cycled to Charing Cross trayne stayshun an had cups ov tea an Cornish Pastys. Yum!!!

It waz a long day- we set owt at 10.30, spent all day in London an got home at 6. I hope yu like my fotoes!!!!

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We ar off to Granny's tomorro for the weekend agen! Gillingham ar playin in the arfternoon an me an Daddy ar goin to watch- pleez ware yor lukky bloo pants!!!! Wa-heyy!!!

Bye fer now!