Catch up- 4: Beanie, and the Year of the Bear!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Have you been over at Beanie's place reesently?

Beanie

Do yu noe wat grayte thing he did?

Well, yu noe that Dilly's been on abowt it bein the Year Ov The Dragon?
Well hahaha! Cos that mite be the cayse in Chineez astrollogy, but, given that they never shedewl a Year Ov The Bear, SUMTHING JUS HAD TO BE DUN! -Beanie to the reskew!

Beanie devised a Cyberstrollogy Chart to inclood the following, also mist-owt-by-the-Chineez animals:

1. Year of The Bear
2. Year of The Mouse
3. Year of The Hamster
4. Year of The Hippopotamus
5. Year of the Honey Bee
6. Year of The Llama
7. Year of the Ladybug
8. Year of The Cat
9. Year of The Chicken
10 Year of The Giraffe
11 Year of the Scorpion
12 Year of the Elephant

An so- it's the Yeer Ov The Bear! Hurrayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope yu will hav a sellybraytory frolic. Wiv pants on yer hed. Wa-hey!!

Read mor abowt this on Beanie's blog heer!!!!

Catch up- 3: Jerry & Ben an uther Bear fayced cheek

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Nope
• Simpsons: Nope. Did see Family Guy tho, the wun ware Stewie taykes over the werld (wiv his Bear, Rupert)
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: er no, still a bit too snotty for this rownd heer.
  
• Dilly is still waring her nerse's hat but her akchewal nersing seems to consist mostly of (1) cheking peepol hav tayken theyer tablets by investigaytin theyer mouths and (2) staring very hard at them
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

In erly Deesember, my Abearikan pals Jerry an Ben sent me a parcel. That's them, thare, see? Cool, arnt they?

Arfter Crismoss they arskt if I had got it. HUH? NO!! No sine ov it!!!

They wer disappoyntid an natchrilly we wer very worreed. Mummy eevn wonderd if the mad theeving postie-boys wer at it agen. (Never trust a postman unless he has a designaytid Post Bear assined to his rownd. All onnist posties hav wun. Ownly the theevin scum norty wuns don't.)

Then, in layte January, the parcel arrived!!!! WAT A SERPRIZE!!!! We had given up on ever seeing it!

We wer VERY curioss abowt wy it had tayken so long, an fownd a cloo stamped onto the parcel-
It sez it waz in BOLIVIA on the 20th December, a cuppol ov weeks arfter Jerry an Ben had posted it from the USA! WAT THE?????????

This is a very strange way to get to the UK!
I spent a few yeers in Sowth Abearika wiv Daddy, so maybe they thort I was still down thare...

ENYWAY!
I yewsd a nife to get in thare- cuddent wayte! (Yung Bears, pleez note, don't yewz sharp objekts, I've been speshly trayned at Spy Collidge)DIVE IN!! OOF!
OOO LOTS OV THOZE SOFT POLYSTYREEN THINGS!
I LUV THEEZ!!
OOPS! SKEWZ ME BUM! HEHE!

AHHH.......LUVLYHEHEOH LOOK!
SUMTHING TO REED IN HEER!
THIS IS INTRESTIN...AND PENS, TOO!
I SPLIT THEEZ WIV DILLY LAYTER ON.
I KEPT THE BLOO WUN AN SHE HAD THE FLOWERY WUN.

MINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!DILLY HELPT GET THEM ALL OWT, AN COWNTID THEM, SEVROL TIMES. SHE DECIDED THARE WER 2.
AND LOOK!
THEY DID A GRAYTE PAWTRAYTE OF US!!!!SOOPER-FLAYVER JELLY BEANS!
AND....
AND.......
WAT IS THIS???A POO-LAR BEAR!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GEDDIT?
A POO-LAR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY BEADS, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
HAHAHAHA IT EEVN COMES WIV INSTRUKSHUNS! HAHAHA!
HOOZ JOB WAZ IT TO DROR THIS?
CAN YU IMAGIN THEM TELLING THEYER FAMLY WAT THEY DID THAT DAY AT WERK? HOW BRILLYENT!
RITE LET'S SEE... I'VE LOADED IT UP WIV BROWN JELLY BEANS...
NOW HOLD THE BODY STILL AN PRESS DOWN THE HED AND...HAHAHA IT WERKT!!!IT POOPT A BEAN!TRY IT AGEN! TRY IT AGEN!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
THEY POP RITE OWT HIS BOTTOM!

OH MY!
MY SIDES HERTED SO MUTCH!
THIS IS THE FUNNYEST THING EVER!
HEY DILLY LOOK AT THIS!!

UH NO, NO, EH, JERRY AND BEN? I DON'T THINK SHE GETS IT!
THANK YU for sutch a grayte parcel, Jerry an Ben! I carnt beleev it took me so long to blog abowt it my sekritary so long to help me blog abowt it!!!!! Fantastic!!!!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Catch up 2- artystuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. We wer ment to play on Saterday but it was calld off cos the pitch had frozen. We did play today, but we lost. Poo! I blame it on Mummy not waring her lukky bloo pants.
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes I went wiv Daddy to get serplies. I've got a cold but it was grayte for morale. We went agen today, cos we had to get medsin from the farmacy for Mummy. She has a bad coff. The dokter sed her chest is terrorbol. I think it's nice to cuddol up to.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid due to lots ov snotty noses rownd heer /10
• Overall Score: 7.33569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I desydid to do a pawtrayte ov my frend, Sullivan McPig.
Mummy drew it, an I did the cullering-in.
It looks a bit green heer.
I don't noe wy!
I did him peachy an pink.
Hehehe!
Wen the post bear deliverd it to him, Sullivan put a pikcher ov it on his blog heer.

I'm glad it got thare ok. Granny sed I shud hav put it in an envelope, but I sed, it's payntid on a postcard, Granny, so I'll jus send it like that, an she sed no, it wud be safer in an envelope.

(She duzz go on a bit sumtimes. Must be ware Mummy gets it from.)

Then Mummy did a kwik sketch ov me.
I find it hard not to giggle wen Mummy drors me. Mummy sez this duzzent help her cos my showlders go up an down.
This time I was determind not to giggle so I thort abowt the episode ov The Simpsons wen Milhouse kissed Lisa.
This is wy I don't look extreemly joyuss in this piktcher.
In my next 'catch up' I'll sho yu an amayzing present Jerry An Ben sent me. It's so brillyent! Hehe!

SNOW!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mor riding in the trolley!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid, dew to too menny snotty noses rownd heer.
  
• Overall Score: 7.532/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I havent fergotten that I need to post sum 'catch up' bits, but I hav to show yu the snow weev had insted ferst!

It snowed alot on Saterday nite an we still hav lots an lots ov it. Sum peepol (spoyle sports mostly) hav cleerd snow off sum paths an stuff like that. But mostly it is still heer!

I had to get to werk on a snow bear, of corse!
Like larst year, I bilt him on the bench...Hmmm.... perhaps sum pound coins for eyes...a nose? An Daddy's scarf!Hmmm.
Not shor abowt that scarf.
Wat cud I yews insted...
oh! I noe!

BLOO PANTS!!HAHAHAHA!

Sum ov the snow got on my nose.It tickled!!
Meenwile Dilly mayde a snow duv, on top ov the berd taybol. We layter had to remoov it as it was scaring the collared doves away. Talk abowt berd brained! Ha!

I spied on Mummy from upstairs for a wile. She had disappeared owt the front garden. WAT the?

Oh! I see!

It's a snow CAT! Hehe!She yewsd spaghetti for the wiskers.An then she addid a scarf. Not bad, Mummy!
Oh, an Dilly helpt too, I've been told to say.
Oh look, thare she is, helpin by sitting in the scarf.

Well! Enuff bilding! Time to try the Bob-Slay that Beanie mayde me!
Wa-heyyy!!I went so fast in the end, it blurred the fotoes!

Scooter issent too keen on snow.
Mummy gave him a poo-tray to yews indoors so that he duzzent hav to go owt. But Scooter duzzent want to yews it. Funny, as his sister, Fluffy, yewst to PREFER a tray. But Scooter confided in me that he thinks it's a bit sissy an besides, how duz he mark the garden as being his if he duzzent do fresh poo in it?

SO Mummy cleerd a path for him, from the bak dor to his patch at the end of the garden. He much appreeshiated this, and, after inspekting that she had dun it proply, he trotted along it kwite happily.

Then he got bak to the sunny windowsill. He maykes a good sillooette agenst the snow duzzent he?Soon he fell asleep in the sun, wich gets reelly warm throo the glass!
Heer he is yewzin his mowsie for a pillow.Wen the sun has gon, his fayvrit playce is neer the fire. We had to put a gard in front of it cos he gets too close. He trys to push it owtta the way sumtimes-

Hav yu had snow?
Do yu like it?
Do yu hav a slay?
How do yu keep warm?

See ya!