Yeeeharrr!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but weer playing today, so lukky bloo pants on, evrywun!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes, it waz the wun ware Lisa is boss ov evrything. Lisa is so luvly, she is.
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 /10
• Overall Score: 7.3/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm off to Granny's for the week agen.

Daddy thinks he's fixt the problem wiv the laptop, so I shud be abol to blog from Granny's this time!!! YEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!Keep warm, all!
I's be bak soon!

The Alien agreed to my terms!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: been too bizzy. Life's snot all fun an gaymes, yu noe. /10
• Overall Score: 7.635/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well arfter lots ov seeriuss thort I cayme up wiv a list ov rools for the Alien.

I told him that if he wantid to liv wiv us, he had to agree to theez rools.
If he dident, then he wud just hav to go into town on the bus wiv Mummy tomorro, an buy a spaceship.

I explayned the rools to him carefully, ferst, as I wuddent want enywun to sine sumthing they dident understand, not eevn a pernishus pant-steelin alien:
Heer's wat the rools ar:

1. Don't nik awl the pants.
2. In fakt, don't nik ENY.
3. Yu can frolick pants on yor own on Wenzdays OWNLY.
4. If Bears ar frolickin pants yu can joyne in,
5. but yu mussent run off wiv them. (the pants.)
6. Yu can sleep in the pant dror
7. but don't spill the pants.
8. No pant parrashoots,
9. unless it waz my idea.
   

I got him to sine them. (He haz a weird signacher):
Then sumwun showtid "BEAR BUNDLE!" an evrywun piled on top ov him as a big Beary welkum. Alien thort this waz ace, but I endid up wiv wun ov LBBBJ's bak paws up my nose. Pworrr!

(Still, considerin ware Mummy Windowsill's face endid up, I may hav got off litely!)

Huzzar!
Peace haz reternd!
Now, we hav wun mor day of homestuff left, befor I hav to pak for Granny's agen on Saterday mornin. Hmm... now wat shall I do wiv tomorro...????.......

Intermishun

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I think I mite be gettin throo to the green fella, and today I am drorin up a list ov rools for him to sine an agree to. Arfter that, I shall keep a close eye on him- and the pants. Mor on that layter. Meenwile, Blue haz given me an award!!!! HURRAY! So I thort I wud nip in heer an share that wiv yu!

Heer it is. It's the Sweet Friends Award. It's a bit pink, but haz a nice cayke on it.
Now I've got to List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
Okeydokes. I'll hav a sit an a scratch an see wat I can come up wiv......

1. Pants. Speshly frolicking of. Yeah, I rekkon I will do this today.
2. Cayke. Speshly carrot cayke. An Barnarnana cayke. Yum!
3. Pokkit treats. Like choklit peanuts. Or fudge. The best thing abowt fudge is that yu can leev it in yor pokkit for weeks. In fakt it jus gets better cos it gets crunchy.
   
4. Riding the trolley at Tesco's an showtin Yeeeeharrrrr!!!! wen we go parst grumpy peepol.
5. Playin wiv my push-push car.
6. Investigayting stuff. Like, spying on the naybers, or settin up my Bob-cam.
7. I like it wen Gillingham gets a goal at football, cos then we all cheer an do a darnse, an-
8. I'm an ace darnser an like to get down an strut my funky stuff. Darnsin maykes me happy cos yu carnt be sad an darnse. Unless yor old, like Daddy. Most daddys ar sad darnsers.
   
9. Sharin tea wiv Daddy. He duzzent tayke shoogar eny mor, but he puts it in on wun side an I drink from that side an he drinks from the uther.
10. Maykin snowbears.

OK that's it. Now I'm ment to parss the award on to 10 peepol hoo mayke me smile. Well, evrywun hoo reeds my blog maykes me smile. I smile at the thort ov yu taykin time owt to catch up wiv wat I'm up to. See I'm smilin rite now. So I am parssin the award on to all ov yu. Pleez tayke it an put it on yor blog. Eevn if yu havent got time to do the list of 10 things, tayke a pic ov the award from me enyway. Ah go on. It's a pikcher ov a cayke, arfter all, an that will mayke yu smile wenever yu look at it :@}

GOTTIM!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Granny! /10
• Overall Score: 7.11165/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We got home larst nite from Granny's howse.

I had left the uther Bears wiv a bloo-print ov a cunning trap I had devized for the Alien, and, as it waz a trap so cunning it cud hav wun a Cunning Prize from Oxford University, it werkt!!!!

Enyway, heer iz the bloo-print I drew for my Bear Speshol Akshun Skwod:


An heer iz the result! Ta-dar!!!GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!
OK.
Now wat I am goin to do is keep him in the trap an DO HIM A GOOD TALKING TO.
I hope that wunce he noes the rools ov the howse it will be ok. Partikewlarly the rools on pant distribewshun. He is so hyper, I had to trap him ferst to mayke him be still long enuff to lissen to me, yu see.

ONNISTLY! Sum speesheez! They ar so attenshun-seeking! Pah!

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(Mummy sez she is serprized the Alien's pant-steeling antiks needed to be kertayled at all, as she thort he wud be mor at home wiv Daddy's soks, given that they too ar an Alien speesheez.)

( I think she waz bein a bit cheeky.)

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We ar heer for this week an then bak to Granny's for next week. We ar doin a wun week thare, wun week heer sort ov thing, so that Mummy can still keep an eye on Granny an help her wiv stuff. Daddy sez he reelly misses Mummy wen she is not heer, but I rekkon he haz a good frolik, judging by the amount ov his clothes that ar on the flor. Ha!

A cunning plan

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: been too bizzy wiv spy stuff for this /10
• Overall Score: 7ish, I've been a very worreed Bear /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Havent been abol to trace that Alien fella.
Pants wer ok yestaday, but wen I chekt the pant dror erlier today....

TOO LAYTE!!!!!
EMPTY!!!!
OHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wayte!
Wat's that up thare?

Um....... pants?
It is!
Heez gon off sumware,
but left all the pants on top ov the wardrobe!
Oh no! Wat if he meens to steel them all?????

This calls for a cunnin plan..........

hmmmmm........


DIVERSHUNERY TAKTIKS!!!!!!!!!

Ferst, I fownd sum pants that Mummy had freshly washt:

Come on, Bears! Help me wiv theez pants! We hav to hide them!

Next I mayde DIVERSHUN notisses, like wen yor drivin in the car an the roade is closed. I put this wun on the way in to the kitchen:

I put this wun on the way to the lownge:

I put this wun on the lownge carpet:

(Don't let on, but weev hidden them behind this cushun.)

Gosh, I hope this werks.
Nex, to get the uthers bak, an deal wiv that Alien!!!!

Oi! Hands off my pants!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We playd tonite- agenst Accrington Stanley (full nayme:I'm not shor. I'm not shor wich wun ov them waz Stanley. Is thare reelly ownly wun Stanley in Accrington? Enyway theez ar the cowardly scum that calld the gayme off a few weeks ago becos it waz too icy. Pah!) an the cheetin scum wun 1-0 but ownly just- we wer neerly winnin for 80 minits.
  
• Simpsons: yes! Twice! Mummy an Daddy dozed off on the sofa wile it waz on, so then they watcht the repeat on the Hour Plus channel. Haha- so I got to see it twice.
• Tesco: YES!!! An I got a good long trolley ride, too!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: /10
• Overall Score: 7.86991/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Heer ar the fotoes I promist!
Oh boy, it is so eggsytin to get parcels, issent it? This wun waz all rapt up in brown payper, like the song that laydy on the hill sings!

Inside waz a big bloo box. This is wat waz on the bak ov the box. PANTS!!!!!!!!

An heer is the frunt ov the box.
Oh boy!

Inside the box thare waz sooperb book,

an this Alien chappy-

"Hullo! Wat's yor fayvrit pant?"

We red the book together.
It's grayte!!!

Hey! On the larst payge, thare's eevn a small brown Bear!!!

We Bears hav been reedin it over an over, sharin our Jaffa Cakes as we go!
Eevn Nessie had a look. (Dilly wassent pleezd!)

I got kwite distraktid wiv it, an wen I lookt up, I spottid the Alien sneekin owt ov the room!Oh no!!

It's all gon kwyert rownd heer, Alien-wise, since then.
Accordin to the book, Aliens come down from Space an steal yor pants!!!!
WHAT the?
Ar the pants in this howse safe???
Wat will I do for frolikkin fun if they all disappeer?
Wat will Mummy do wivowt fresh pants eech day?
Wat will Daddy do wivowt fresh pants each week?

OK so far.....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Poo! We playd Swindon on Saturday (full nayme: Swine town Scum) an they cheetid an we endid up loozin 3-1. Eevn Mummy warin her lukky bloo pants cuddent sayve us agenst the reprobaytes.
  
• Simpsons: no, Granny issent reelly into this. Don't kno wy. She sez she duzzent understand wy they ar all yello. Duzzent seem to be abol to get over that bit.
• Tesco: no. An I am DYIN for a troley ride.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 (granny K got me over the internet an I reelly wassent expektin that) /10
• Overall Score: 7.63987/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We cayme home larst nite. Mummy calld Granny layte larst nite an Granny calld her this mornin to let her kno she waz still ok. So, so far, ok......

Mummy has pakt a bag an put it by the dor in cayse she has to go bak to Granny's kwik-farst!

Me, I am gettin up to dayte wiv the uther Bears. OH! An openin my post! Yu won't beleev wat Calamity Jane sent me! HEHEHE!!! I must get sum fotoes. I'll be bak an show yu! HAHAHAA!
I had sum Crismoss cards, too. Thanks! I'll foto them too.
Rite!
I'm off.... werk to do..... bak soon!!!!!!

Tum te tum te tum....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No: an we wer ment to play the uther day, but the uther team, Acrington Stanley, calld it off cos they ar scared ov a littol bit ov snow, proovin wunce an for all that they ar cowardly scum.
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
• Overall Score: 8.210000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just nipped in to the liberary to say HULLO!!!! I am still at Granny's but I carnt get online in her howse cos the pesky thing that BT gayve us to go online warever we ar DUZZ NOT WERK an I think it is a conspirassy agenst me, bein a spy an all, an I wuddent be serprized if it waz all down to sumwun from ASDA or sum scummy shop like that.

Daddy went thare, the uther day, yu kno. Yu see? If I am away from him too long, he reelly duzz let standerds slip!

I mite be home next week.... if so, I'll come an see yu all on yer blogs. I carnt wayte to catch up wiv yu all!!!!!

Nose hugs!!!!!

Can't find my profile pic!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. Our gaymes keep gettin cansold cos ov awl the sno an ice. I rekkon they shud still tern up, but insted ov football, hav a Best Snowman competishun. Eech teem can bild wun in the goal an a groop ov small Bears can judge them.
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, me an Mummy walkt awl the way thare an bak in the snow cos weer so currayguss an cool.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 Pah!/10
• Overall Score: 7.8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Long time no rit!!!
Sheesh!!! I hav been tryin to publish this for days!!!

Post Crismoss Gayme:
Well we took the Crismoss tree down on the 6th an put away all the festiv stuff. Then we playd "spot wat we forgot to pak away". Arfter a wile Mummy spottid the Advent calendar, an I spottid 2 Crismoss cards that Granny had balanst over the clok. Nothin else so far. But thare is yewzly sumthing. AND WARE did all the tree choklits go???? I got a pakkit ov 10 from Tesco, but wen we stript the tree thare wer ownly 2. Mummy sed it must be skwirrols. Hmmm.....

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Loss ov ID!!!!
I've also tayken the festiv thingys off my blog. I've chaynged the text to bloo. Do yu like it? It yewst to be brown. AN I CARNT FIND MY NORMAL PROFILE PIC!!!!! Must be on the pewter at home. Yu'll just hav to admire my full bare Bear bod till I can replayce it wiv the yewzual hedshot. Ahem.

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Thank yu awl for yor messidges. Heer ar the pic's I hav got sortid so far....

This is wat we woke up to on Crismoss mornin!
Dilly is by her pile an I am wiv mine.
An to think I was worreed that Father Crismoss wud ferget me!!!
He eevn brort sumthing for Miss Fluffy an Mr Scooter!
I got sum yummy choklit coins...
Do yu kno the card gayme calld "Trumps"????
Well look at the vershon I got!! HAHAHAHA!!
Then thare waz this cewt littol badge...I also got a grayte book on the histry ov Pants, but I carnt find the foto. D'oh!

But oh! Oh! I'm forgettin Julie's pressent!!!Wat was it? Wat was it??
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BEAR BISKITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!
We had lots ov smashin food...
theez wer the mince pies Mummy mayde.
They dident larst long!
I had a sip or 2 ov Daddy's speshol Crismoss Ale.
(Arfter awl, he is allways goin on at me abowt sharing)

Heer is our Crismoss dinner.
Mummy cookt the turkey an it went a nice goldy culler. She did nice crispy roast potatoes too, an sage an unyun stuffin, an 6 or 7 diffrent veggies (wich is far too menny if yu arsk me).
Note the Crismoss Crackers.
I'm told yu ownly get theez in the UK an Ireland.
Ware do the rest ov yu get yor festiv hats from?

Hope yu like the pics!!
Sorry for the delay but it takes longer to upload a foto than this thing stays online laytely!!!

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Me an Mummy ar still at Granny's. We will be heer nex week too, cos ov the sno. Daddy carnt drive down, not eevn jus for a vizit. He left wun ov his jumpers behind larst week, an I hav lent it to the biggest Bear heer, calld Merge, so that wen I sleep on his nee, it smells like Daddy.

Nose Hugs!!!!

Happy New Year!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes, fer petrol
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.68/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just a kwikky, this.
Thank yu for awl yor messidges, an also for the cards that I've bin sent!
I am online wiv a mobile fone. I think they call them cell fones in Merryka. Watever it is calld, it issent very reliabol. It keeps goin off. I keep tryin to blog, an it ups an sez "No". It jus duzzent understand I'm a Bear wiv a publik.

Enyway. Crismoss waz grayte! Farther Crismoss DID kno ware to bring my stuff arfter all, an I got sum ace presents, inkloodin a book on the histry of pants!!!!

We went home Munday but had to come bak Tchewsday mornin becos Granny wassent well overnite. She has a big lump an a brooze on her hed, but she carnt remember if she fell or hit sumthing. She also has a big blak eye. I am giving her hed hugs an maykin lots ov tea.

Daddy is goin home tomorro but Mummy is goin to stay an mayke shor Granny is all rite. They keep gettin a bit soppy becos they miss eetch uther an Mummy is very tired. I think she wud like to be at home riding her bike an doin arty stuff reelly. But she sed, Granny has to come ferst. So me an Dilly will probly stay an help owt. I am a helpful Bear, arfter awl.

I will get my fotoes sortid an if I get a good blogger connekshun I will put them up as soon as I can.

I hope yu awl had a good hollyday. I am lookin forward to bein abol to visit yor blogs an see yor pikchers!

Happy New Year!!!!