Things from the Post Bear!

Recent scores:

• Gills: HORRAY!! We did so well we ar the champions an we ar going up to a hiyer level next seezon!! Wa-hey!!
• Simpsons: I've seen a few lately, an even sum new wuns. Mostly I watch Big Bang Theory now cos I like to sing along.
• Tesco: I havent been much recently as Mummy is trying to empty the freezer. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy has had a cold so I've kept clear!
• Overall Score: nearly 9, considerin the Gills! /10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh it has been a wile since I posted (agen) (I am goin to sak my sekritry)

I am unhappy wiv Mummy for uther reezons too. Most spechally cos it is my berfday on Monday (it's allways the last Monday in May) an I hav allreddy got 2 cards-
I got 1 from Jerry an Ben, an 1 from Beanie. But she won't let me open them an sez I hav to wayte till Monday.

It shuddent be up to her! Snot her berfday!! I don't try to tell her wen to open her mail, do I?
An I don't even shop her wen she eats bits of her berfday cayke erly and sekritly, by curbing a bit off the bottom edge wiv her fingernayle ware no wun will notiss.

She must hav fergotten wat I did last yeer wen she tryd this- I put a beetol in her pant dror hehehe. I think I'll haf to think of sumthing to do this time that is werse so she duzzent ferget it! Eny ideas?!!

Meenwile we hav had uther things in the post too. We had a big parcel from Feronia last week. It had lots ov goodies in it!!! An then we had a postcard from Buttons! I want to show yu but Blogger won't let me put pikchers on at the moment. I'll try agen layter or tomorro... if it duzzent werk then I shall fart in Blogger's generol direkshun!

TTFN!!!!!

False advertising!!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well I am bitterly disappoyntid....

Thare was a TV program on called 4Thought, an it sed it was "A Series of Brief Documentaries". 
I watcht it, an thare wassent a single pair of briefs in it. 

S'just not rite. Yu shuddent teez a Bear like that.
I'm goin to complain....

Happy Eester!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: weev been ok we ar top of the taybol!
• Simpsons: Yup, I finerly put my furry fut down an sed we MUST hav Simpsons on!! An eevn Granny larft at it, cos it was the wun ware Santa's Littol Helper gets a gerlfrend and they hav 25 baybeez, and Mr Burns sings a song that goze "See my pants! See my vest!" hehehe
• Tesco: Yes, emergensy visit - I just rememberd it's Dilly's berfday tomorro (sheesh).
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 got Daddy /10
• Overall Score: 8ish, I gess/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well the last time I bloggd was on Pant-Cape Tchewsday an today it is Eester so I rekkon my sekkritry must hav given up bloggin fer Lent!

I hope yu are all well, doin grayte things an stuff. Weev had snow on an off, an hail an sleet. Sumtimes the sun sneeks out but then sumwun goze, "Hey the sun's come owt!" an scares it away.

Enyway. Enuff of this banter. It's time to look at choklit!!

Heer's my Eester egg....

Grayte, issent it?

At ferst I ownly sor the monkey, but then I notist a Bear peaking rownd the corner! See him?

Nyom nyom

The box of Dilly's egg was bigger than mine, wich I thort wassent fair. But then wen she got it owt the box, I sor that it was totally fair after all!

Teehee hers is smaller! Teehee! But she sed it was perfick cos it fit under her snout just perfickly. -Result! Got the best egg and dident get moaned at! Yay!

Mummy got Daddy sum bunnys. I think it looks like theyer on a bunny bus-

Well like I sed tomorro is Dilly's berfday. It's allways the ferst Monday in April. Then she has ANUTHER berfday on 23rd April. She sez she gets 2 berfdays like the Queen. I noe the Queen has 2 berfdays but I don't see the link. I think thare issent wun, she just wants mor ribbon-getting days.

Enjoy wat's left of yor choklit! Byee!!

BOB T BEAR (esq)

Pant-Cape Tchewsday frolics!

Latest scores:

• Gills: we playd York an got a nil-nil not-a-looz
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mummy needid choklit
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Daddy agen
• Overall Score: 7.76569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well lots ov yu hav had fun an frolics wiv Pant-Capes!

Heer ar sum fotoes that yoov bin sendin me-

Ferst this is Bertie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee. Heer he is pre-lorch:

an..... oh deer!

 Bertie had grayte fun lornching off diffrent playces but got a bit cort up eech time! 
 Go hav a look at all his frolics heer! Bertie, wen yu hanged yorself I hope yu dident get hurt!

Next heer is Alexander Mackenzie Bear, Sandy for short!! He deesydid to onnor 2 tradishuns wiv his Pant-cape. Ferst, he is waring wat we call PANTS over heer, bein underpants. But he is also waring wat they call PANTS over the uther side ov the pond, wich is trowzers. The Internashonal-Pant-Combo resultid in a very long cape indeed! Very impressiv, I'm shor yu'll agree!

Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!! Go see mor heer!!!

Now to Jerry an Ben.

 Heeeheheheheheeee!!!
Um, well they sed they will look for sum bigger pants an hav anuther go, cos theez wuns keep fallin over theyer faces like this an they carnt see wer to jump. It's a helth an safety ishue, peepol, be seeriuss! (Tho pants-on-heds is a grayte gayme in itself!)

Now over to Ostraylia to see Woolley Bear, hoo livs wiv Feronia.  Woolley Bear has a fine snouty face so is mor arrodynamic than me an duzz sum exslent lornches in pants. Heer's wun-

(note hat to keep ears warm as the air racing past them)

 Oooff! He did a mid-air flip an landed belly-up! Go Woolley!!!

OK time to show yu how I got on!
Alexander MacKensie Bear sent me theez fine pants! (Oh hek, Sandy, did I properly thank yu?? I do hope so..) Arnt they grayte? They ar flarge pants so come wiv the added bonus that yu can hardly see me in them:

  getting reddy....

an off!!!

 Ooooff!!!

Hehehee!

 Oh! Hallo Dilly!

Did yu want a go?

Yu can borro my pants, if yu like-?

 No? Oh allrite then...

Hehe Daddy Windowsill Bear likes theez pants.

They ar a perfick fit!!!

 Hehe they eevn hav a tail vent!!

Well!
I hav sayved the next athleet to the end cos of his very speshol effort! I'm shor yu will be imprest!
This Bartie, hoo livs wiv Granny K.  (clik link for full event cuveridge.)
Bartie yewsd his Daddy's long-johns an dident just jump, he absayled down the washing line!!! 
Heer he is, reddy to off (stop looking down, Bartie, stop looking down!)-

  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

go Bartie go!!!!

 Hehe! A soft-ish landing in the snow, an his smile is restored!
Hurray!!!!

Hehe! Well if yu still want to hav a go, let me noe ware to find yor fotoes (link or email!) an I'll do anuther updayte at the weekend. 

Till then, happy frolicking!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)  

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: weer 2nd on the taybol. We wer ferst, then we had a gayme on TV an lost. Think the goallie got a bit nervoss.
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes we went to the big shop an I had a ride in the trolley. Spottid a small boy thare hoo had brort a cuddly crocodile wiv him. Carnt think wy. Urged Mummy to report the parents for Bear Deprivayshun but she sed 'Shush'. 
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10-got Daddy twice
• Overall Score: 7.9326/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!


I hav popt in to warn yu awl that tomorro is PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!

OK I shud hav given yu mor notiss, I realize that now. Oops. Never mind! All yu need is a big pair of pants an a sense ov fun!!

Wear yor pants as a cape, and spring off from sumware, showting "Horray! Easter Eggs in 40 days!!"
(AN mayke shor yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu, befor she goze an cooks yu pancakes for tea.) 


Heer ar a few pic's from previuss Pant-Cape Tchewsdays:

Wooley, hoo livs wiv Feronia, in his pant cape

Bernie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee, gets reddy to lornch in his pant-cape

Tango, hoo livs wiv Beanie, sporting a fine bloo-pant-cape

Asta has just had an operayshun so carnt tayke part this yeer, sheez a bit ouchy.

But heer she is in fine flite, in 2011.

For LOTS mor exampols ov Bears an not-a-Bears hoo took part befor, go to this link:

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY FROLICS

PLEEZ tayke part this yeer if yu can!
Post on yor blog an let me noe. I'll put a linky on heer wiv wun ov yor fotoes. Or emayle me a foto heer. 

I will put up foto's on Thursday an updayte at the weekend too.

Hav a grayte Tchewsday an enjoy yor frolics!!!!

 

Bob T Bear (esq) 

Proof for Dilly! - Bears arnt dirty!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: Weer doin brillyently an we ar top of the taybol. Promoshun is almost in site- I can sniff it, it is almost vizibol... sniff sniff yep!
• Simpsons: I miss Lisa but Mummy an Daddy still prefer to put on Famly Guy. II do like Stewy an Rupert tho.
• Tesco: Ownly been to Littol Tesco laytly so no trolley rides. But convinced Mummy to tayke short cut throo the woody bit so I can hav a poo.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: This was serspended for ages cos they wer all snotty! But I got Daddy the uther nite and he was so serprized he fergot to giv a scor. So I shall scor myself. 10/10
• Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wantid to show yu this grayte video wich Blue sent me. It is proof that we Bears ar NOT DIRTY SO THARE DILLY, PUT THAT IN YOR DRAGON SNOUT AN SMOKE IT

Hehehehee..

Did yu see him moonwalking? I can do that.

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)
(characterful, not dirty)

wa-HEY!!!!!! New Yorkers in theyer underware!!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh I havent blogd in a long time hav I?

I hav bin doin lots ov carftering still- Daddy was sik at Crismoss, then Granny was sik, now Mummy is sik. She is coffing an coffing an keepin us all awake! The dokter thinks it may be hoopin coff!! Hoop hoop! So enyway, I am tishoo ishooing and fetching blankets an cups ov milk..... I also bort Mummy sum new big fluffy slippers an she even wares them in bed cos she sez they ar so snug.

A side effeckt ov Mummy's bug is that she carnt larf. If she larfs she coffs an coffs an carnt stop an sumtimes is sik. SO! I hav had to sneek in heer an post this in seekrit cos it mite be dayngeruss for her to watch this!!

They hav had a day in New York calld "Ride the subway with no pants day" !!!

Oh my beads!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Woof! 
For a minit thare I thort... BUMS ON SEATS!! HAHAHAHA!
But then I rememberd that in Abearyka they call trowzers "PANTS".
PHEW!
But in a way this is even better cos it means THEY TRAVELLD WIV THEYER PANTS ON DISPLAY!

Hav a look!
Heer is a link to the story on the BBC an yu can see peepol in pants on the tewb.

It is snowing heer today. I wonder how cold it is in New York!!! HAHAHA!!


 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21008742

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

MERRY CRISMOSS!!!!

This month's scores:

• Gills: we're top of the table!!!
• Simpsons: havent seen a singel episode. Can yu beleev it? They continew to expose me to Family Guy (kwite like Rupert tho). Also, hav seen Amerrykan Dad. Roger the Alien guy, in the attic. I'm keepin an eye on him.
• Tesco: yep, been kwite a few times.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Absolutely serspendid! Daddy cort a bad germ off wun ov the kids at skool. He is in his 3rd week ov coffing. Mummy startid coffing last week. Ever wun to get her full munny's werth, she has also been pooing so mutch she has to stop midway and flush, then carry on (I lissen owtside. Wat can I say, I'm a spy, it's wat I do). Granny has had a sor throte an weer wayting to see if she gets ill too. 
• Overall Score: Not bad, intresting. 8/10 
  

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

 Iym jus popping in to wish evrywun a Merry Crissmoss an thank yu all for the grayte cards an pressies yu hav been sending wile my sekritry has been unabol to help me updayte my blog. 

 I hope yu awl hav a grayte time!!!!! 

Nose hugs!!! 

 Bob T Bear (esq)

I'm quoted!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I've been quoted! WA-HEY!!! 

"There's no mood so low that can't be raised by putting a pair of underpants on your head"- Bob T Bear (esq)

-it's now on a Vimrod cartoon mug! 

Go see here! 

 http://www.zazzle.co.uk/440_mugs-168536073002628696

Teehee!!! 

Hope you're all well!

TTFN!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Batman Pants!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well I am hoping that normal serviss will be resewmd shortly. Meanwile I just wantid to pop in an share this grayte cartoon wiv yu! 

Issent it grayte? It's eevn better than yu think, cos the cats ar calld THE BOBCATS!!! An yu can see mor of theyer stuff heer: The Bob cats 

They ar 2 cats hoo werk in an offiss. They ar grayte. In wun cartoon, they photocopy theyer bottoms an put the pikcher on the offiss notiss bord, saying it is a pikcher ov the boss. Nun ov the uthers ar cats, they ar all peepol. But the cats ar the coollest wuns thare. They drink coffee an steel peepol's sandwiches. HAHAHAHA! 

TTFN! 

Bob T Bear (esq)