Letter to der not-so-Charmin peopol
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Heer is my new letter to Charmin. My mummy helpt wiv der Human-English spelling so I hope yu can reed it. She got der dayte wrong but I think der rest is OK:
Bye fer now!
I am a small brown bear .... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy, football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Heer is my new letter to Charmin. My mummy helpt wiv der Human-English spelling so I hope yu can reed it. She got der dayte wrong but I think der rest is OK:
Bye fer now!
2 comments:
I read all your posts about that toilet paper and am horrified...
I'm so happy of being a mouse not a human...we're living in a strange world...have you ever thought of emigrating ?
i just have a little thing to tell you, you promised to have a picnic with me but you didn't come...i spent all night in my bathing costume...sniff...
but i forgive you...you must have so many girlfriends, you're so handsome...
see you
mousie
mousie
I'm sorry, Mousie. I enjoyed der larst piknic but I felt gillty as I reelly love Lisa Simpson.
I'm sorry to let yu down though. Diddent really no how to tell yu. I will com to der next wun but can I bring Grayum?
I havent thort ov emigrayting but I yewst to liv in Ecuador wiv my daddy. Mummy sent me to him in a box wiv sum ov his favrit biskits. It was a long jerney tho so I ate dem on der way hehehe.
Mummy is doing layte baking right now- she is makin walnut an rayson cake. Dits nice wen she bakes layte cos den we sleep wiv der smell ov caykes!
Wow thank yu fer callin me hansom. Yor kwite nice yerself, fer a Not-A-Bear.
Bob.
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