- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no, an we've still got that broken kettle
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 0/10 (fergot)
- Day Score: 5/10
- (there woz thunda. I hate that.)
Well I'm sorry folks but it cannot be delayed eny longer. Heer she is, in all her green-ness (an on my hed), my sister, DILLY:
as yu can see she is wun big green dollop of larfs. She likes climbing things, yu see, dats the problem. An my hed jus happend to be there wen the climbing demon got her.
She also likes staulking things. Snakes, mostly. Well, anything that looks like a snake. Well, anything long and thin and curly. Good job we don't liv on a farm.
We're all off to the Isle Of Sheppey to stay wiv Granny fer the weekend. Granny's got LOADS ov bears. Grannys tend to, I've noticed. My cuzzin Henri lives dere. I'll try to get him to pose fer a pikchur fer yu all. (Shoodent be too difficult, bluddy french poseur.)
Till Monday then,
Bye fer now!