More on Synchronized Sitting

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes. we drew 2-2, even tho' de other side lost their goalie and had to play with 9 men on the field. Still, could be werse......
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still suspended/10
• Day Score: shut up!/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I have received a queery about that great Bear sport, Synchronized Sitting. Wookey Bear's mum, Audrey, writes:

Bob it was really interesting reading about the window sill family of
bears..........Sometimes Wookey and I do some sychronized sofa sitting, Honestly
a bear and a not a bear synchronized sofa sitting, it can be done.........
Excellent team work although it has to be said Wookey has a much better
attention span than I do....he can sit all day, but I unfortunately usually only
manage 5 hours at the most.........any tips?Audrey (not a bear and not a
boy!!)

Well, Audrey, Mummy carn't do it. She's a real fidget. Dilly can. 'Speshelly if it also involves staring. Dilly is good at staring. She's been known to outstare cats, goldfish and statues. Daddy is quite good at it. I thought he had beaten me the other day but then I noticed he'd fallen asleep infront ov his computer agen and so wasn't really taking part any more. As fer tips, practice practice practice. And always hav a dam' good scratch before you start. Hav yu ever seen a group of not-a-bears having a good scratch before settling down? Dey were about to do synchronized sitting. Meerkats are quite good for remembering the scratch part, and the synchronized part, but alas, usually do as daddy does, and fall asleep.

< - here some meerkat Synchronized Sitters have started well but we see dem as wun got distracted.

Here some meerkats are getting de hang ov it- >

Bye fer now!