WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Morning After....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: bit blurry
  • Tesco: apparently
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: cuddent really aim rite /10
  • Day Score: urff /10


I woke up in a pile of pants, payper streamers, empty bottles, crumbs an Bears, an feeling all hevvy an straynge an sick, an Mummy still mayde me clear up, wich issent fair. An an an all the other Bears hav jus bin lying on the sofa wiv their heads together all day, groanin an fartin (wych is a bit handy as I cud blame them wenever I had to let wun out). I wonda wat happend larst night. Must hav been sumthing I ate.

An how did my Birthday Party Hat end up down the garden on the bird table?

This video shows the day up to the start of the party. Arfter that it's all a bit blurry... (My hed. Not the video.)

If yu carn't see the fun heer, try heer.

Bye fer now!!! (Ooof sed that a bit loud....)


Margaret said...

Oh Bob!
One of these Bears looks very small indeed- I hope you're not leading him astray! Pile of pants and bottles indeed!
I notice it only said 'Bears'. I trust then that Dilly was more sensible!

Altered Images....hmm...is mummy giving her age away? LOL

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yeah Dilly jus duzzent hav eny stamina. She went to bed. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

and Mummy is indeed aynchent.

Anonymous said...

I like Dilly's pink dress.

Phytheas said...

Are you still a bear with a sore head, Bob? Looks like you all had a good time. Did you get any presents.


PS I don't like Dilly's dress, it's all pink.

Bart said...

I guess bears have a better tolerance for their own flatulence than humans...because wowee.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mummy made that dress fer her. Dilly sez it makes her look "sessy".

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hi Phy,

Yeah I had a real sor hed. But luckily Mummy has taken up coffee agen (after 15 years of just TEA) so I had about 2 gallons of it to clear things up a bit.

I did get pressies-
I'll put up a photo of them...
Yu can see my cards in the backgrownd of the video, too.

As fer that dress, yes, PINK, wat mor can yu say.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wen yor main diet is choklit peanuts yu kinda get yewst to it. Enyway they're not like Hewman farts, they're mor nutty. Bit like Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.



Dilly said...

Bears get sik. Eet TOOOOOO much cake.
Dilly sens-bol.
Dilly go bed.
Dilly NOT drink Daddy's Guinness.
Bears do silly Bear Nonsense.
Bears smelly.

Dwo Chewy like Dilly pink dwess!!!
Dilly like Chewy.

Scala said...

Happy birthdays Bob

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thank yu, Scala!
I bet if I'd been on Portugal it wuddent hav rained :@{

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Chalkhills Collective said...

OOpps. Bob, will you ever forgive me? I think I may have 'flagged' you for being rude and having inappropriate content by mistake (I blame trying to find your most excellent diary with a new Blackberry and it having very small buttons and a very small screen and it all going horribly wrong). Hope I haven't got you into any trouble.

Yours grovelingly


Shrink wrapped scream said...

You wild little party bear, you!
Probably just as well it's only once a year..

Shrink wrapped scream said...

p.s. You've been tagged, little bear!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



Do yu think I will be told off fer my strip??? HAHAHA Well I did do a cheeky bum wiggle.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrink Wrapped

(I just spelt that wrong an it came out shrink WARPED hahaha)

yes, I ownly get 1 berfday a year but Dilly gets 2- like the Queen. She gets her proper berfday, the first Monday of April, but then she gets St George's Day too (known in this house as Wagon Day).


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oh dear...
does that mean I have to get a new label sewn into my bum? Will it hurt?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oh dear...
does that mean I have to get a new label sewn into my bum? Will it hurt?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

OMG I'm writing dubbol!