WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, August 23, 2007


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10
  • Day Score: 7/10


At larst, my film iz reddy!

I hope yu enjoy it.

In my resent poll I arskt if yu thort this blog waz a bit pant-obsesst. 45% ov yu sed that it had just the rite amownt ov pantayshusness, thankyu, an 54% sed yu wantid more. I don't kno wat happend to the other 1%. Theez must hav got lost in cyber-spayce sumwhere. If yor still stuk ther, don't worry, jus go to the lite.

Enyway, my film is my arnser to this poll. There. That shud giv yu a cloo.

It also expressis my reakshun to Authorblog voting me Number Wun on his list ov top Blogs. Such news is best sellybraytid wiv ampol gusset avaylability, arfta all.

If I do say so myself, an I do, cos it's my blog, I think it may becom sumthing ov a kulcheral epic. Sertenly amung Bears, in eny cayse.

Oh, an, don't ferget to joyne in!

If yu carnt see it there, try heer.

Bye fer now!!!


RUTH said...

Congrats on your number oneness! Great video and song; certainly NOT "pants"....I think you should be up for an Oscar for it. When you're rich and famous you'll be able to earn a few "knickers"! :o)

Pope Terry said...

I only wish I could find enough pants to give that a go myself. Looks like dam good fun.

Ms. Creek said...

okay, perhaps obsessed, but it could be worse!

great video, but i still think you planting your marigolds and losing your boots deserve an academy award.

i like all the art work on the background of your blog, btw.

Victorya said...

Academy Award for Short film is right here, you deserve it darlin'!

(I just hope those were all CLEAN (under) pants you were frolicing in)

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of panties! What did you do nick panties from all the neighbors?

A.Bananna said...

WOW! where did you find all those panties??

I still love the marigold video too! I have never seen marigolds that tall before have you E??

Have a great weekend everyone!!

phaseoutgirl said...

Er, hello Bob, I am back...

All those "oants" and you are atill alive and kicking! My hat goes off to you!


david mcmahon said...

Hi BTBear,

You are definitely related to Francis Ford Coppola!

david mcmahon said...

Just about to link to this post. Interesting snippet for you ...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

HAHAHA! Thank cu! I look forward to ernin a few knikers. Unless ov corss yu'd like to donayte sum.

Jhee jhee jhee!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,
chek rite at the bak of drors an under the pile ov I'll-ware-agen-wun-day stuff at the bottom ov the wordrobe an lorndry barskit.

It IS dam gud fun an well werth the serch. In fakt, the pre-frolic pant-hunt can be the funnist part.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,
Do yu kno, the bakgrownd art werk had been rolld up an thrown in the bin? That's wy it's all creest!

It's gud to kno I hav sum peepol rownd heer hoo appryshyate me!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Always cleen wuns.
Otherwise I mite end up needin a barth.

Wun mornin, Daddy put his new pants on, sat down, then got another pare of pants, and took off the ferst pare to put them on. I poyntid out that he had alreddy dun this. But he was confewsd (an tyerd). He dident kno wat pants wer clean eny mor. So he waz goin to put bak sum in the dror an charnse to luk. But I mayde him perform the sniff test. It's the ownly way to be shor, yu kno, an I just cuddent tayke the risk.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

If I had nickt next dor's yu wuddent hav seen me, coz they're like a tent. We always kno wen sheez washt them coz they annownse an eclipse on the news.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

the washin got bakt up cos of the rainy wether, an Mummy bort sum new wuns reesently, too (oh boy, I liket that shoppin trip!)

Marrygolds come in all diffrent styles. But yu don't get them this big wivowt speshol fertylizer. Heheheee!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

phaseoutgirl! Welkom bak!! Hope yor OK!
Ah yes, I've never been hert by a pant yet. HA!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

hmmm.... I'm intreegd. I'm off to investygayte....

Mousie/Paisible said...

welcome to mad country dear BOB, really really...I was not feeling too good lately but you just made me recover in a minute!!!dear dear, you're mad in the good sense of the word...so important in life...but iwe'll talk about it another day.
here is the translation you asked:
"Cling to your dream (twice)
When you see your boat sailing away
When you feel your heart falling to pieces
Cling to your dream"
with all my love

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thank cu fer the translayshun, Mousie. I'm so sorry to heer that yu've been feelin down. I'm sendin yu sum Irish Soda Bred. Dip it in hunny an eet it sittin on the doorstep lookin at the sky. I'll pak sum nose-hugs in, too. I hope they mayke yu feel better.


Rachelle said...

Dear B.T.,
Wow! What a frolic indeed!!

I think you should send it to Mtv for the video of the year award, fer sure.

Last night when the pacas were out frolicking, I tried something new- I threw out a couple of pairs of panties and told them to go to it!!

They just looked, sniffed, and ran away kicking up their heels.... I wonder what I did wrong?
Maybe pacas just don't understand the pants thing?

Oh yes, they were clean!! Har-har!!
With my slow dial up connection, it took about 15 minutes to watch the video, but it was well worth it! I was holding my breath waiting for each new 10 seconds to load!
Here's to Santa bringing me a new, faster internet connection for Christmas eh?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I red this on my emayle an then fergot to reply heer! D'oh!

WOW! Yu wotcht my frolick in slow moeshon! That's dedicaytid!

I carnt understand wy yor pacas ran from the pants. Maybe yu need to trayne them ferst, by tying sum nearly-pants (thongs!) to their eers, like they do the llamas wen they go in the carnivals.


BumbleVee said...

Hiya Bob..

I love the music and your fun so much...I come here many times just for a great laugh and a dance. Like goin' to my very own dance party!