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Showing posts with label mummy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mummy. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2013

wa-HEY!!!!!! New Yorkers in theyer underware!!


HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh I havent blogd in a long time hav I?

I hav bin doin lots ov carftering still- Daddy was sik at Crismoss, then Granny was sik, now Mummy is sik. She is coffing an coffing an keepin us all awake! The dokter thinks it may be hoopin coff!! Hoop hoop! So enyway, I am tishoo ishooing and fetching blankets an cups ov milk..... I also bort Mummy sum new big fluffy slippers an she even wares them in bed cos she sez they ar so snug.

A side effeckt ov Mummy's bug is that she carnt larf. If she larfs she coffs an coffs an carnt stop an sumtimes is sik. SO! I hav had to sneek in heer an post this in seekrit cos it mite be dayngeruss for her to watch this!!

They hav had a day in New York calld "Ride the subway with no pants day" !!!

Oh my beads!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Woof! 
For a minit thare I thort... BUMS ON SEATS!! HAHAHAHA!
But then I rememberd that in Abearyka they call trowzers "PANTS".
PHEW!
But in a way this is even better cos it means THEY TRAVELLD WIV THEYER PANTS ON DISPLAY!


Hav a look!
Heer is a link to the story on the BBC an yu can see peepol in pants on the tewb.

It is snowing heer today. I wonder how cold it is in New York!!! HAHAHA!!


 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21008742

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Thursday, November 03, 2011

Art apreeshyayshun 2!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No, but I did see Family Guy an it was so rood! Hehe! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads!
  • Tesco: Yes. We bort sum speshol things for Sunday- it's Mummy's berfday next week an we ar having an indor piknik on Sunday to sellybrayte. Wen we got bak from Tesco, I had to hide all the choklit stuff so that Mummy wuddent eet it awl in wun go.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9. Rats! That Sam is getting well good at this. /10
  • Overall Score: 7.6389000001/10
HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm glad yu liket wat I did to that larst paynting. Thank kew for yor messidges ov encurridgement re. my talents as a paynter and art apreeshyaytor.

Heer is a fine pikcher that I took a foto ov in the summer wen I was owt wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. We went to a cafe calld 'Le Rouge' wich is French for 'our porshuns ov cayke ar enormuss so we ar wun ov Mummy's most fayvrit playces to eet'.

Inside, the walls ar cuverd wiv lots ov diffrent pikchers. Wen Mummy went off to the loo I followd her, cos I thort, 'I wunder wat pikchers they hav in THARE??' Hehehee...... look!

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been to France, but if this is how they dry theyer undies I may hav to....

Monday, April 04, 2011

Mother's Day

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: Yes, we playd Hereford (ware the boy cows come from) an got a 0-0 not-a-loos. It waz a long way to go to not eevn see a goal, but then they had sumthing abowt Gillingham on the telly, an that was good. Daddy fell asleep but I rewownd it an sor it 3 times!
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: Yes, I went wiv Dilly an Mr Scooter to get Mother's Day cards an choklit on Saterday nite. It was a late vizit an the playce was full ov blokes buying cards an daffodils. Wun ov them arskt the laydy, 'Will theez be harf price if we come bak tomorro?' I thort he waz cheeky.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.89361 (preety good- lots of cayke)/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit waz Mother's Day yestaday. I still think we Bears shud hav our own day. Or yeer! Yes! How abowt a Bear yeer! Yes! The Chineez hav yeers for all sorts ov anmols. This is the yeer ov the bunny, for zarmpol. Then hav goats, rats, monkeys, dragons... DRAGONS! HA! Yeah let's scrap the yeer of the dragon an hav a yeer of the Bear insted!

But I digress....

So it was Mother's Day yestaday. Me an Dilly brort Mummy brekfast in bed!!! As Mummy is trying to go lo-carb agen we brort her ham an cheez, an a cup ov tea.
I cut owt a smiley face in the ham, an Dilly cut a slice ov cheese into a ribbon an a heart.

Re this lo-carb thing, Mummy sez this is to get rid of muffin tops. I like muffins but I havent fownd eny rownd heer, not for a long time. If she wants to get rid ov eny I'm the Bear for the job. I don't see how eetin boring is goin to help. I dunno. Women!

Heer is the card Dilly bort Mummy.

Heer is my card. Brillyent!!!!!!!!!
On the bak it sez BOBS!!!!

Mr Scooter's card has cats on it!!

Heer he is, wiv his new toy mowsie. He got that for his berfday, wich waz on the 23rd. He waz 18, an we red that that is 88 in hewman yeers! -



Layter we shared this cayke, wich Mummy had bort for Granny. She sed in the end that it waz a speshol day so she cud mayke a speshol exsepshun an eet cayke [an biskits, an Yorkshire pudding, an froot crumble...] Dit is sponge an jam an creem inside. But the owtside is exslent too, as it has a Bear on it.
Dit waz a nice weekend!!!! How waz yors?

Bye fer now!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

SNOW at last!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: We wun agen!!!!
  • Simpsons: nope
  • Tesco: Daddy went wivowt me. CHEEK!!!! He sed it waz my falt for havin a doovay day but he cud hav come up an got me.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy coming owtta the toylet /10
  • Overall Score: 7.889/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

AT LAST! I lookt owt yesterday mornin an we had snow!! Abowt 2 inches ov it! In fakt in sum parts it was neerly up to my neez!

I waz relleevd. Not ownly hav I been waytin to mayke a snowbear, but also, I was beginnin to worry abowt ware I was. The laydy on the telly sed it wud snow Evryware, but all last week we dident get eny heer, so I startid to think I must be Sumware Else. Now I can relax cos I noe ware I am agen. Still not enuff snow for a snowbear, but mor is on the way. The sky has that gray hevy look.

Mummy is upset cos Miss Fluffy is not well. She is bein a weak an wobbly cat an Mummy hinted that we mite not hav to be bying a Crismoss present for Miss Fluffy this yeer. This waz Mummy's way of talkin abowt it wivowt Granny heering an gettin upset.
I sat an did a deep think 0n wat she sed, wiv wun paw behind my ear for extra consentrayshun, an discuverd that it meens sumthing very upsetting indeed, an not sumthing yu shud hav to think abowt rite neer Crismoss at all. So I am very worreed for Mummy rite now.

I hope I can bild a snowbear soon. I think it will cheer her up. I'll do a foto ov it if I do, an I'll sho yu.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Mummy's berfday, yestaday!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: Yes, we lost to Dover. DOVER! Oh, it's soooooo hewmillyaytin....
  • Simpsons: No. Mummy is reelly lettin me down on this. AN I miss LIsa.
  • Tesco: yes! We bort goodies for Mummy's berfday tea!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.893/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Mummy is now a yeer older an I noe how old, too, cos her God-dorter cayme to see her an she drew a card wiv the age on it, so she is 43. OMG!!! That is sooo old! I noe sum enormuss trees that ar yunger than her.

So enyway I broke into my shiney penny collekshun an got her a card. It's grayte. It has a Bear on it:I did sum grayte rytin inside:
It sed, "Spend yor day in yor fayvrit way" so I addid- "by carfterin a small Bear" haha!
Oh look it eevn has a Bear on the bak!
We had a big berfday meel on the day befor Mummy's berfday becos her frend Jo cayme for the day. This is the menew:
Roast Chicken
Sossidges an caramelized onyuns rapt in baycon
Roast potatoes
Collyflower, brocolli an French beens
Yorkshire Pudding (scrum I had 2)
yummy grayvy

followed by:

apple pie and custard or cream
"or"
Rocky Road cheezcayke

See that? It sed OR cheezcayke. HAHA. Mummy sed as it waz her berfday she cud hav both, so she did. An then Daddy did too. An so did I. But she did it ferst so she's the piggy not us. HAHAHA!

Bye fer now,

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Mummy's been let looss on the roades!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes, we playd Torquay (Full nayme: watery fowls fc) an we wer winning till they got a goal in the larst few seconds ov the gayme, wich issent fair, an was eevn cheetin, reelly, as we wernt watching.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes we did a layte nite run to get cow-juice an tea, staples ov our diet.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5, darnit /10
  • Overall Score: 8ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK, hold on to yor bellies. Mummy has startid driving lessons.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh don't, that herts! Hehe!

I lernt to drive a long time ago wen I waz in spy collidge. I hav my own car nowadays. It's ace. A nice red wun.


An it's better than Daddy's cos, as yu can see, I hav a sat-nav-

an if yu lift that flap between the seets thare ar 2 choklit peanut holding bays-
Can yu see the geer stik?
OK, reeders in Abearrika, pleez can yu cleer sumthing up? I herd on NCIS that yu don't hav cars wiv geer stiks very mutch, an yu drive with auto transmishun insted. Is this troo?

Mummy is lerning on a manyual geer stik too, but sez it is alot to think abowt, speshly wen goin rownd corners (ooooooh deeeeerrrr.....)

OK enuff talk. I'm off for a drive. Oh look! Daddy's feet! RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bye fer now!


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Granny home!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No: Granny duzzent seem to watch it!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Mummy sez I shuddent play this on Granny wile sheez not well (but I rekkon it wud cheer her up) /10
  • Overall Score: 7 (thare waz cayke) /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We've fetched Granny home from the hopsikol! She is ok but tyerd. She duzzent reelly remember mutch bowt wat happend to her.

The laydy in the hopsikol sed that Granny haz to put on sum wayte an gayve her a leeflet bowt stuff to eet. Me an Dilly hav been studyin it. It approovs ov biskits an shoogar an things, so I hope we get to stay heer longer as it sownds like it cud be gud!

Daddy is bak home cos he is at werk, but Mummy is heer. She is helpin to carfter Granny an keepin an eye on her in cayse she duzzent feel well. She also is taykin care ov the cats and cookin dinner an stuff like that.

Granny is ok but a bit kwyert. She sez she is angry at herself for gettin ill but I sed, that's silly, it's just yor tern to be carftered, that's all. So put yor feet up an enjoy the cayke!

Peepol keep bringin flowers. It's startin to look like Kew Gardens in heer. Mutch mor vegetayshun an I shall hav an indor loo. HAHAHAHAHA!
Dilly keeps inspektin the flowers in thare varzes. I never knew she waz a flower arrayngin expert but I spoze I shud hav gesst. It's gud reelly as evry now an then she is flarged by all the leevs an for sum blissful moments it's like Dilly is invissibol HAHAHAHA!
Mummy keeps arrayngin the flowers *her* way, an then Dilly keeps taykin all the pink flowers owt an puttin them in a varze on thare own.

Mummy bort sum Chrismoss Mince Pies today. Bit errly, but yu hav to tayste all the possibilitys in time so yu kno wat type to get for Chrismoss, don't yu. Theez wuns hav got brandy an arlmonds in them. I'm abowt to have wun. I shall nuke it in the microwayve ferst an then put a bit ov creem on it. SLURP! I'll do wun for Granny too. Sheel like that.

Bye fer now!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Oakey, hed-butting, an I'm not rubbin thoze feet agen, oh no.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes. We playd Milton Keynes, aka. MK Dons (but full nayme is Milton Keynes Not-a-proper-club Franchise Scum) (and "Milton" just wuddent be a strong enuff bleech to cleen the scum ov this lot. Ha.) Enyway the cheetin scum won 2 -0. Poo!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Sam got me) /10
  • Overall Score: 7.439/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Good Lor an slappeth my thie, if it issent over a week agen since I larst bloggd.
Mummy jus hassent been arownd to get the pewter up an running. An as I hav explayned befor (an to her on menny okkayshuns), I CAN blog on my own but I DO need sumwun bigger to help wiv the BIG button on the pewter as it's a bit too stiff for me. I did get Grayum to hed-butt it wunce, an the pewter NEERLY cayme on, but Grayum went spinnin rownd the room for aiges an to be frank, it just aint werth the greef.

So thare yu ar. Sheez all better now, just bizzy. Too bizzy for a loyal Bear wiv a publik to think ov, apparently. But wat can I do? Yu just carnt get the staff theez days.

I've been amewzin myself in the garden this weekend. (Hedgehog poo is reelly fassinaytin, yu kno, I reelly must get sum fotoes ov it for yu befor they all hybernayte.)

Do yu remember Oaky? As it is now Ortum, I thort I wud tayke a foto ov him, befor he loozes his leeves. Heer he is. Hassent he grown since I repotted him?

Daddy has finerly got rownd to arraynging sumwun to fix our heetin. The man is goin to com an do it on the 2nd November. It will tayke a few days, but shud be dun by Mummy's berfday, wich is the 8th. Daddy did sergest that it cud be her berfday present, but she gayve him wun ov her stares. Yu hav to admire him for tryin tho.

Weev had kwite a few winters wivowt heetin, but I told Daddy that Grayum neerly hybernaytid larst yeer, an I just carnt fayce anuther winter rubbin that Bear's feet. So we just HAV to hav sentrol heetin.

Meenwile tho, I am off now to distribewt jumpers amung the uther Bears. 2 weeks to go, yu see, an the eevnins ar gettin a bit nippy.

Bye fer now!

Friday, September 18, 2009

A few mor New Forrest pic's....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, too
  • Tesco: no- a new store calld Waitrose opend up the roade, an they all went off to that. I dident go. Weev got a Tesco loyalty card an I for wun kno the meenin ov loyalty!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (I waz hewmerrin LBBBJ agen) /10
  • Overall Score: 7.2605/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wat is yor fayvrit ice creem flayver?

Heer is a pic ov me an Dilly enjoyin sum in the New Forrest the uther week. We had all been cycling wen we sor an ice creem van so we stoppt for a brake.
Mine's Rarzberry Ripple flayver an Dilly's is Ginger. It haz lumps ov hot ginger crystals in it, wich waz a bit too dragonny for me.

A pony an her bayby walkt close by on the sayme bit ov green:We sor lots ov Mummy ponys wiv thayer baybeez. Wun time we wer cycling along an parst a field that waz just for Mummy-an-bayby pairs ov ponys. We awl stopt an went ahhhh...

It wassent just awl ponys- this time ov yeer, they also let owt all the piggies to roam free! This is becoz they like to eat up the haycorns. The ponys like them too, but if the ponys eet too menny it givs them bad tummy ayke. So they let owt the piggys to eat them up! Heer is Mummy wiv a big piggy. Mummy waz scoopin up haycorns from the road an feedin them to her. The piggy waz a very noizy eeter!

Do yu like Mummy's cycling hat? Hehe!

Thare waz lots ov heather arownd, too. It waz all purple...

Spot the reptillyen!

We had nice cream teas, becos wat is a hollyday wivowt cream teas? Heer we settold on a pink an brown cayke, wich kept evrywun happy:

Heer, sam is doin his "impreshun ov a seal".

Don't ferget to tell me yor fayvrit ice creem flayver.

Meenwile, tomorro is Internashnol Talk Like A Pirate Day, an I hav sum gaymes to organize! We Bears ar goin to hav a fun day, wiv choklit an stuff, an gaymes like "Nayme That Smell".

(Dilly sed she wants to joyne in too, eevn tho we wantid it jus for Bears reelly. So we told her she can hav the leed role in the gayme "Walk The Plank". Hehee. She is kwite eggsytid now. I don't think she knoze wat the gayme consists ov. HAHAHAHA!)

Bye fer now!

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

The Pant Forecast is good...

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes! Colchester playd Gillingham an we won on penaltees. For gerls, an enywun else hoo duzzent understand football, this meens that the uther team wer cheetin (utherwise we wud hav wun allreddy) an so arfter the end ov the gayme we eech had a charnce to scor a goal just by kikkin strate at it, an we mannidged to do it mor offen than them cos they ar rubbish. Wa-hey!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Well the uther Bears rekkon they got me but I think they were doin "Pinch-an-a-punch, first day of the munth!" They rekkon they combined it wiv a nose hug by pinchin an punchin my nose but hoo sed yu can combine 2 gaymes? Yu carnt combine 2 gaymes!!! Wat if yu wer playin chess an then switchd to Monopoly an bilt howses on all the carsols? How wud that werk? See?
  • Overall Score: 8.13692/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hav a look at wat Buttons emayled me! It's a news report abowt UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!

Apparently men hav stopt buyin eny for now, but ar expektid to start buyin them agen soon, an so this meens that the "Reesesshun" is neerly over. This is cos men kno that pants can be almost immortal, an that buyin new wuns is a luxury. Tharefor, if men ar goin to suddenly start buyin sum agen, this meens that things ar lookin up economickly cos men ar buyin luxurees.

Yu see, Men arnt like laydeez wen it comes to pants....

The uther week, Mummy throo away lots ov soks an pants jus cos they had holes in them. She sed she had worn them for long enuff an so she went owt an bort lots ov new wuns. She endid up spendin £20 on soks an pants. Me an Daddy wer thare. She sed to the laydy in the shop, "Now, yu wud never see a man spend that mutch on pants, wud yu?" an the laydy agreed, as tho it was a bad thing! Ha!

Yu see, laydeez don't kno abowt gettin the most owt ov a good pant.

Ferst, thare is the 4-Sides Rool ov waring them:
  • day 1- rite way rownd, rite side owt;
  • day 2- back-to-frunt, rite side owt;
  • day 3- rite way rownd, inside owt;
  • day 4- rong way rownd, inside owt.

Not knowin this meens that allreddy laydeez need 4 times as menny pants as men do.

Then thare is the thing abowt holes. Sum Daddy pants hav holes in them, yewszerly arown the bottom area. If a hole appeers in a Mummy pant, she thinks ov it as a bad thing an the pant in kwestyun is rellegaytid to the "ownly if the uthers ar all in the wash" dror. But a Daddy wud appreeshyate that the hole is a bonus. Like brakin in yer shooz, that's all. Arfter all, if yu need to scratch yor bottom (as Daddys offen do, speshly wen they ar doin deep thinking) then wat better to hav a littol windo to slip yer finger throo? YU SEE??? Wy ever wud he want to thro them away, wen they hav ownly just reecht thare troo level ov helpful conveenience?

Hehehee. Well, thanks, Buttons, for alertin me to this report.

We had a good few days at Granny's. We went to a playce for tea whare they had peacocks an lots ov gardens. We did sum fotoes an I will post them tomorro befor we go off to the New Forrest on Friday. Oh! An I need to do sumthing abowt the grayte awards I waz given the uther day too! I'm a bizzy Bear!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Withowt Daddy an Grayum...

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No, but we playd today agenst Hartlepool (full nayme: Hartley Pool ov Pee) an they cheetid an mayde us looz.
  • Simpsons:yes. An Famly Guy, too, wich is a bit rood hehehe!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat?!! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.631/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Daddy went off to Ireland on Thurzday to stay wiv Granny an Grandad-Poppa for a week. I dident go for obvioss reezons, mostly ov the kidnap an gettin run over ilk, but Grayum haz gon becos he wantid to meet up wiv Mulligan agen. I lent him my soootcayse:
Heer is wat he pakt:Bear T-Shert in cayse he gets too warm (in Ireland?); Gills shorts to ware wen they play (I bet he fergot to put them on today- that'll be wy we lost); sum Euro munny cos they don't hav pownds thare; 3 gummy Bears.

We all gayve him a good send off, as Ireland is a dayngeruss playce for Bears.Wat do yu put in yor soootcayse wen YU go away? Grayum ownly pakt 4 things. If yu cud ownly tayke 4 things, wat wud yu chooz?

I look forwerd to reedin yor arnsers!

By the way, I've bin arskt for an updayte on Mummy. Well she is graduly gettin better. But the uther nite she waz runnin to the loo lots an lots an dident kno if it waz goin to be likwid, solid or gas till she got thare. At wun poynt she moovd the raydio into the barthroom wiv sum magazeens an just sat for harf an hour. Yu kno, like a bloke. HAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!