Bear Rules

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no (wich is poor coz we needid to go an exchange der kettle we bort cos it's defunct)
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.3116/10
  

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I think it's time to explain about Bears And Rules.

Bears are loyal and onnist. They hav a code of conduct called the Bear Essenshols(not be confused wiv the Bear Nessessities damn yu, Walt! Thats wot yu get wen yu leave a mowse in charge!). In this code are rules to help liv a simpol life (sum bears wud say that just livin among yu Not-A-Bears made it a simpol life enuff. I cuddent possibly comment. I hav my sponsor to think ov). Here are jus some of the Bear Rules:

• a car shud always hav a navigaytor on the dashbord;
  bears mayk the best ones. Yu can also have reverse-navigators in ther bak window. Fer sum reason, nodding dogs do this rarther well.


• tishoos need to be isshooed by trayned bears. Female Not-A-Bears may help themselves on occazon, but Male Not-A-Bears NEVER get there in time.


• there must be at least 2 in the bed at a time an wun ov them shud idealy be a bear.

Well thats enuff to be going on with. But if I cover something to do with a Bear Rule at any time I will highlight it with this picture ov my nose: Byeee!