Pressies, an der Grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hav receeved emayles from two French Laydeez. Wa-haaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!! Dis iz shor to mayk Henri jeloss.

Dey are from Mousie an Sisabeille, who live in a smoll village called Plumpiemousie.

friendly Snowy-Bear wiv new scarf fer me!>>>

Well, Mousie says she got a young bear friend to make me a scarf, if I would like it. Hmmm........can I still hav it if I tell yu dat I did get a scarf in der end?

I wrote to Farver Crismos, yu see, an his missus mayde me wun. Dit was bloo wiv blak tassols, cos dats der colours ov my favrit football teem. Enyway wun day I caym bak from Tescos and hung it on der bannista. Der next time I went to put it on DIT HAD DISAPPEERED!!!!!. Dit is known in our house as Der Grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery.

As yu may imagin, dit woz verry stressful an I sat fer long owers on der hall carpet wiv wun foot behind my ear becoz ov it. In der end mummy sed, "dere dere Bob I'll mayk yu a new wun." (She duz patronize me a tad at times but I humor her.) So she did. An do yu no, dit woz EGSAKTLY DER SAME BLOO MATEERIAL??? But wiv bloo tassols, not blak. Dit woz neerly as good as der wun from Mrs Crismos.

So yu see, I do hav a scarf now an I keep it well cleer ov der bannista. Re. der Grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery, mummy sez dat sumwun probly pikt it up wiv dere coat an den droppt it. In wich cayse I rekon it woz daddy. Heez good at dropping things. He droppt me in der road wunce in I-Er-Land. Den a car run me over and burst my bum. Mummy had to operate and do a bead transpant. But dits OK now. An I'm not bitter. I jus lyke to remind him abowt it from time to time. Lyke der larst time he wozzent goin to buy me eny choklit peenuts coz "dere are sum in der dror allreddy". Well wot good iz dat wen yur in a shop, nowhere neer der dror?

But I digress. Yu hav made a very fine scarf in a partikulully nice shayde ov brown. In fact I know a whole bear family dat colour, who I shall be introdewsing in der coming weeks. So deer Mousie, yes pleeze! I wud very much lyke der scarf. Thank yu VERY much fer caring, and for caring espeshally fer my nek.

Mousie's friend Sisabeille sez she has mayd me a nyce jar ov hunny. WOW. I wud love to com rownd an eet it, yes pleeze, but can I hav a spoon? Iyve seen pikchers of Pooh eeting it wiv a paw but dat looks like it cood result in a march to der barth and I don't lyke dat.