- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes, 3 episodes!
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 8/10
I found a great story on BBC news. All about pants. Here is the link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6069224.stm
The headline reads, "NZ Vicar in knickers-run rescue". It's about a town that ran out of pants.
Haaaaaaaaa ha hahaha ha!
I am almost moved to start another campaign, this one to collect everyone's unwanted pants an send 'em to this town in New Zealand.
ALMOST! But I'm afraid I don't have any spare. At my last count I had about 8 pairs of once-were-daddy's pants. Full ov holes, most ov them. But you can't just use pants for years an' years an' then throw them away. Where's your loyalty? No no no. Give your unwanted pants to your Bear. He'll appreciate them an give them a dam' good frolick.
Small Bears, and not-a-bears, too, often have a pair of favourite "Emergency Hug-Pants". You may recall that I whip mine out if it thunders, as I don't like that. You remember Snoopy? Linus? His "security blanket"? -Emergency Hug-Pants. But they had to change it to "blanket" cos in Amerryka they say "pants" when we mean "trousers" HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bye fer now!