WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Bear!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was very upset to find that my sister had tayken advantage of me and stolen in to leave silly dragon propaganda on my blog. Blog off! Yu stoopit croco-dragon. Get yor own blog!

I asked daddy to giv her a slap but he wouldn't. So I told him to mayke her sleep in the car but he still wouldn't. She did apolagize, but she still got away wiv it. Pah.

An... an... an.. by the way, jus coz I'm scared of thunder duzzent mean I'm not brayve. I'm a Bear! And bears DO brayve. If yu were never scared yu wuddent need to be brayve, wud yu? An... an... an... how would yu know yu were brayve if yu were never scared? See? Ner. Stick that in yor silly dragon snout an smoke over it.

5 comments:

Margaret said...

absolutely right Bob- no need to be brave if yor'er never scared, and if you're never scared how would you know for sure that you are brave?

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww Poor Dilly, you are being very hard on her Bob she was only trying to help you after all...........Who could slap such a lovely little dragon.......... and sleep in the car I WEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be kind to your lil sis Bob please hugs and all

Audrey (the dragon )

AND DEFINITELY NOT A BEAR

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

wHAT? aRE you a dragon????!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes Bob, well not a real dragon just like you get not a bears.........Just my children sometimes call me an old dragon..............cant for the life of me think why....I mean Im not green and dont have a long tail or claws or any of those distinquishing features that would qualify me for dragon status But hey thats life..............

Lots of love

Audrey ( sometimes mistaken for a dragon)

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Ow Audrey Not-A-Bear,
I think yor offspring are jus being narsty calling yu a dragon. I know I wud be very insultid if anywun called me a dragon. Well if they called me any kind of not-a-bear, really. But speshally dragons. Dragons are jus weird.

Tell them that Farther Crismos won't leave them eny choklit peanuts an they are in danger of a revolt among their Bears if they're Not Kind. This yewzually takes the form ov hiding their favrit pants and every other sock.
They hav been warned.
LEAVE MY FREND AUDREY ALONE!

Bob