Sum Advice (3)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I have reseeved an email on der subject ov sport fer elderly Not-A-Bears. Spesifikelly myce.

Please Bob T Bear, I'm an old Mousie, would you like to give me advice? what sport could I do?I really need help...take care of yourself don't do too much...and have a good breakfast in the morning.all the best from Grandma Mousie.

Well, Grandma Mousie, dis iz a trikky wun. But luckily fer yu I happen to no a bit abowt myce. We hav sum living under der kitchen flor. Daddy wonts to catch dem an release dem in der woods (as dey are 'wood myce') but mummy thinks dey are coot an seecretly leeves dem 6 hazelnuts in der corner each nite.

a wood mowse,

not being

in der woods >

Sumtimes I hav hidden rownd der corner an wotched dem sneak out from behind der oven, grab a nut an run bak. But a few times I hav witnesst dem doin dere exersises. I pass dere rooteen on to yu:

Wot dey do iz pik up der hazelnut wiv deyer tail and lift it up an down to a count of 6. Den dey flik it up into der air, do a half flip bakwoods an catch it between deyer teef. (If yu don't hav teef left maybe yu cood try hookin it into an ear). Pleez tayk care as I think deez myce are quite yung.

As fer yor comments abowt me an brekfast, don't worry, I always share sum Weetabix wiv my daddy. I lyke it der same way as he duzz it- lots of milk an a grayte pile of sugar. Den a sip ov his tea an I am reddy fer all evenchewalitys.

Bye fer now!