Update On Colds

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still suspendid, due to snot
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy Window-sill Bear is a very gud nerse. Bears do gud nersing as we are expert huggers, an mummy Bears are the best nerses of all.

So I thort Mummy Window-sill Bear was going to nerse me throo my cold. I even brort my bed downstairs to mayk things easier for her. But what happened? Dilly distractid her in her nerse hat. The two ov them sat talking fer hours about nersey things, an I suspect silly gerly things too. Huh! I was left wiv Grayum an a box ov tishooes.

Meanwhile Mummy seems to be getting better but Daddy gets snottier by the second. He went to skool this morning all sniffy an sed he hopes to pass it on to as many 8 year-olds as possible, as that will mean fewer books to mark next week!

Bye fer now!