Adopt An Ant!
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
I discovered that there are sum ants up in Liverpool hoo need a bigger place. They liv in the museum but they need mor room. If yu adopt wun of them for £5, they'll put the money towards a new pad. Click here and scroll down to see all their names! ONE OF THEM'S CALLED "BOB"! Wow! I bet he's Top Ant. (If yu say that fast enuff, it sownds like PANT jhee jhee jhee.)
Hav fun!
6 comments:
Mommy is allergic to ants, so they give her something called "the hee-bee-gee-bees." We dunno, either, but it makes her hairs stand up straight on her arms -- that's always fun!
Actually, we just wanted to wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day, since you're an Irish bear! We're part Iriah too -- from Daddy and Mommy's side.
Why thank yu!
Daddy was born here, but calls himself oirish because his parents are.
Mummy was born here, and calls herself Inglish because she's pale, bad at sports and addicted to tea, so could hardly be enything else.
So it was just me an Daddy that shared a Guinness on Saterday.
Cheers!
Bob
I went to that website but it made me feel itchy!
Margaret
I don't think they have a Matt
Margaret! Yu mean, yu thort yu had ants in yer pants???
:@)
Matt, I'm not shor if this is all the ants, or if yu go in an say "I want to adopt an ant and name him Matt".
I mean, is this like a school-register of all the ants, and yu pick WHO yu want to adopt? Or are the poor things nameless, and get named and adopted when yu donate a fiver?
Be careful. If yu do the latter and I'm wrong, yu might find that they go outside, pick up ANY OLD ANT, say to him, "From now on, you're called 'Matt'" and bring the poor confused thing indoors to live with the others. What a con!
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