WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, March 16, 2007

Adopt An Ant!


I discovered that there are sum ants up in Liverpool hoo need a bigger place. They liv in the museum but they need mor room. If yu adopt wun of them for £5, they'll put the money towards a new pad. Click here and scroll down to see all their names! ONE OF THEM'S CALLED "BOB"! Wow! I bet he's Top Ant. (If yu say that fast enuff, it sownds like PANT jhee jhee jhee.)

Hav fun!


Teddy T. and Spaulding T. Bears said...

Mommy is allergic to ants, so they give her something called "the hee-bee-gee-bees." We dunno, either, but it makes her hairs stand up straight on her arms -- that's always fun!

Actually, we just wanted to wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day, since you're an Irish bear! We're part Iriah too -- from Daddy and Mommy's side.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Why thank yu!

Daddy was born here, but calls himself oirish because his parents are.

Mummy was born here, and calls herself Inglish because she's pale, bad at sports and addicted to tea, so could hardly be enything else.

So it was just me an Daddy that shared a Guinness on Saterday.



margaret said...

I went to that website but it made me feel itchy!


Matt said...

I don't think they have a Matt

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Margaret! Yu mean, yu thort yu had ants in yer pants???


B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Matt, I'm not shor if this is all the ants, or if yu go in an say "I want to adopt an ant and name him Matt".

I mean, is this like a school-register of all the ants, and yu pick WHO yu want to adopt? Or are the poor things nameless, and get named and adopted when yu donate a fiver?

Be careful. If yu do the latter and I'm wrong, yu might find that they go outside, pick up ANY OLD ANT, say to him, "From now on, you're called 'Matt'" and bring the poor confused thing indoors to live with the others. What a con!