- Gills: YES!! We won!!!! We beat Bristol City (I'll let yu guess what their full name is) by 1-0
- Simpsons: no. They don't seem to like weekends.
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Overall Weekend Score: 9.1379/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!I hope yu all had a good Eester. I was up erly on Sunday cos I knew they had a Choccie Egg fer me an Dilly, but they hid them. So I had a good spy arownd while Daddy was asleep. I fownd them but still feigned surprise wen they brort them owt layter. Well, yu hav to, don't yu. Enyway, I got one with Mr W. T. Pooh on it, an Dilly got a sissy pink wun. Here we are:
Mummy made an Eester cake. It had 12 small choccie eggs on it. Daddy sed it shood hav ownly 11, as they represent Jesus's frends, an he yewst to hav 12, but wun did a bad thing, so yu ownly get an egg fer 11 of them. But Mummy sed she dident care an that he was set up. So she gave him an egg too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
In the end she ate it so it dident matter, an we awl went to Granny's where we ate roast pork. I think people mostly eat lamb at Eester, but lamb makes Mummy poo championship rates, so we had pork insted, an then looked at the cewt lambs in the fields an went "Ahhhhhhhh...." with clean conshonses. (Dident see eny pigs.)
Bye fer now!