WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, May 05, 2007


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, fer petrol
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.97/10


I'm a reesonabol guy. So wen a programme came on TV last nite called SUPER BEARS I let the Windowsill Bear Familee come down off the windowsill to watch it, even though it wassent a "T" day.

WOW. Super Bears, I thort, that must mean Brown Bears. Like me, fer instance. But do yu know, they had us all on there, Snowy Bears, Brown Bears, Black Bears and old Grizzlys. Dit was grate.

It even feetchered us yunger Bears wich made Mummy go a bit silly, an I had to remind her that she did akchewally hav sum rarther cute Bears livin under the same roof as her, so she needn't coo over that wun on the TV kwite so much....

Enyway, it was grate, but arfter it finished the Windowsill Bears dithered about going bak to the windowsill. "Givem an inch an they take a mile!" I thort. But it terned out that LBBBJ* was starving. He had misred it slightly. He thort he was coming down for SUPPER Bears. Hey ho. So we all waited till Daddy was out the room, then ate his Ginger Biskits.

All in all a good eevnin, I thort.

Weer off to Granny's this weekend. The Windowsill Bears want to come too. Onnistly, see wat I mean? I AM a reesonabol guy, I AM. But onnistly. Rools are rools an Windowsill Bears need to stay on Windowsills. Mummy sed I shood compromize an let them sit in the bak window of the car. Hmmm. I'm still desyding.

Next week I'll be doing a teknikal post becos sum peepol hav arskt me how I did the bakgrownd to my blog, an how to get links in diffrent cullors. (I try to get mine to match my nose). Mostly I do this stuff by a method called Trial An Error, also known as Save It Ferst So Yu Don't Bugger It Up. But I'll tell yu how enyway. Eny other kwestions of this ilk, let me know. An I'll try to be helpful.

I'm a Bear. Bears do helpful.

Hav a good weekend!

Bye fer now!

*LBBBJ = Little Baby Bear Bob Junior


pissed off patricia said...

What a cute post. You gotta watch those window sill bears. They sound like a bunch that needs to be kept in line most of the time.

Sitting in the back window might make them a tad car sick. That wouldn't be good.

Have a wonderful weekend!

pissed off patricia said...

Oh, and Happy Berfday in advance!

Shrink wrapped scream said...

You are such a popular little bear bear, B.T., everyone loves you, no wonder you have so many good pals! Hope you have a great time at Granny's! x

mcglinch said...

dude, you watch too much tube. here's your moose...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yeah, Patricia, yu understand perfickly. rools is rools, arfter all. Otherwise it wud just be anarky rownd heer.

I convinst them to stay behind in the end. I remindid them how big Granny's cat was.

MIGHT hav neglectid to menshun he duzzent hav eny teef.

Hey hO!

Thanks for the berfday wishes, in advance.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ow thanks Snrink wrapped.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

McGlinch! Only Bear programmes an The Simpsons.

It's Dilly who watches the 3 million CSI series that are on 10 channels at wunce repeated ad infinitum. She fancies Horayshio Cayne. An that beardy wun, too. She calls him the Bug Man. She's hoping HE invites her rownd for a few crunchy snaks.

Meanwile... COOO! Yu did my MOOSE!!!! Thanks ever so. That means I can post the Mysterious Mystery Of Papermoose an illustrayte it too. WOW. I'm eggsited already.


margaret said...

I saw this programme too!!!! It was great!! LOL

And who/what is Papermoose???? Can't wait to read about that one. You always cheer me up, Bob!

Dilly said...

Bears darft.

No fair.

Stoopit programme.

Dilly want watch CSI on other side.