WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, June 08, 2007

New Bath Store Incloods Stuff fer Bears!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no- a new food stor opened in town an they all went out at 9pm to visit it cos I told them it dident close till 10. HAHAHA. It closed at 8pm. That'll teech 'em. HA!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.6/10

We get a lot of junk mail throo the letterbox an mostly it jus goze fer re-cycling. But this week we got an intrestin brochure from a new shop that sells barthroom stuff.

Yu know that Bears poo in the woods, rite? Well, in the Olden Days wher ther wer loads of woods we did. Now just a single tree or a small shrubbery will do, so long as ther ar no thorny bits abowt. Well! THIS shop has taken to hart how we small Bears hav to vencher out in all weathers an has come up wiv an Indoor-Wood-Barthroom.


Heer's a close up of the toylet:

Oh my! A Posh Indoor Toylet in the woods! I want! I want!

Now all I haff to do is convince Them to buy it. Shuddent be too hard. Arfter all, we Bears outnumber the Not-A-Bears in this howse.

Bye fer now!


Phytheas said...

Looks like good place to hide, you being such a camoflarge expert.


Bart said...

Oh, look, an indoor outhouse.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yeah! Issent it grayte???
I hope they get wun.
If we all get wun, we Bears won't need to hiberbate ever agen!.

Margaret said...

I think this wallpaper might make me feel too self-conscious to pee!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

It haz the oppersit affect on me wen I luk at it, Margaret. JHee hee hee...