WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, June 02, 2007


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: hibernaytin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 9: she washed 18 pairs of pants in wun go. They wer too damp to frolic, so I spred then over the floor in a Magical Pant Sercol. Me an Grayum slept in the middol ov it larst nite. Man, wat a trip! /10


Just a kwik messidge to say that weer off to Granny Sheppy's fer the weekend.

There is tolk of us all goin to a "Farmers' Market" to buy sum vegetabols.

If yu see a firey star shape with a smokey tail shootin parst yor windo at speed, feer not: it is not Haley's Comet reterned erly to herold the end of the werld. It is meerly I, bein projectid 3 times rownd the globe havin explodid wiv the sheer exsitement ov it all.

Bye fer now!


Meanie the baby dragon said...

hi bob! hav a dood dime at Gwammeez howz ... gwammawz ah vewee spechow peepow!

YesBut said...

This message is for b.t.bear’s Mummy.

Please make sure b.t does NOT look at YesBut’s http://grumpyandfarting.blogspot.com/
blog tomorrow (Monday 4th). It will only upset him, and I don’t want to make the little chap to cry.

Helena said...

Oh Dear, YesBut!
He is already upset!
We had been monitoring some baby swans in the Castle Park. The parents had 12 babies last year!! And 9 survived. This year they had 7. But it says in the paper that youths with air-guns..... well they are all gone.
I was so upset. But had to hide it, and support the little one.
I'll distract him tomorrow.
Thanks for the tip-off.

Mousie said...

I hope you had a very good time at Granny's...
see you my friend

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ahhh... Mousie! I mist yu!