- Gills: no, but they've bort a new player. Anuver goalie. I think the new strategy is to hav 6 players on the field an 5 goalies. Yep, that mite werk.
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no- Daddy waz thinkin ov goin an Mummy talkt him owt ov it! What the?
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 aha!/10
- Day Score: 7.364/10
I kept a low profile yestaday. Mummy reecht stage 3 ov dyeing her hair; akchewally dyeing it.It's darker now. Well, on top, it is. She waz so paranoyd abowt the wite wuns that she yewsd up the bottol ov kemikols on the top ov her hed an dident hav enuff left fer the rest. So the top ov her hair is very very very dark brown, an the rest is well, Bob cullerd. (Wich is a gud culler, that.)
Then she sed, "Oh well, it'll wosh off." An it dident. So now sheez wearin her hair all tied up. But yu cuddent see the wite wuns wen she wor it like that enyway. I dunno: women.Meenwile, wen I waz keepin owt ov the way, I wassent abol to keep an eye on wat Henri waz doin.
Heed fownd Daddy's box ov Choklit Coffee Beans. His Inglish not bein grayte, he thort they wer choklit peanuts. Well, heed herd me rayve abowt choklit peanuts so natchrally, he ate the lot. Now he looks like this:
He waz awake all nite. Twitchin. Oh boy....
Bye fer now!