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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Highs an highlights

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, but they've bort a new player. Anuver goalie. I think the new strategy is to hav 6 players on the field an 5 goalies. Yep, that mite werk.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no- Daddy waz thinkin ov goin an Mummy talkt him owt ov it! What the?
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 aha!/10
  • Day Score: 7.364/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I kept a low profile yestaday. Mummy reecht stage 3 ov dyeing her hair; akchewally dyeing it.

It's darker now. Well, on top, it is. She waz so paranoyd abowt the wite wuns that she yewsd up the bottol ov kemikols on the top ov her hed an dident hav enuff left fer the rest. So the top ov her hair is very very very dark brown, an the rest is well, Bob cullerd. (Wich is a gud culler, that.)

Then she sed, "Oh well, it'll wosh off." An it dident. So now sheez wearin her hair all tied up. But yu cuddent see the wite wuns wen she wor it like that enyway. I dunno: women.

Meenwile, wen I waz keepin owt ov the way, I wassent abol to keep an eye on wat Henri waz doin.

Heed fownd Daddy's box ov Choklit Coffee Beans. His Inglish not bein grayte, he thort they wer choklit peanuts. Well, heed herd me rayve abowt choklit peanuts so natchrally, he ate the lot. Now he looks like this:

He waz awake all nite. Twitchin. Oh boy....

Bye fer now!

12 comments:

Phytheas said...

Hi Bob, eeww, that's how the Joint Chief Bear in Charge looks when she's had coffee!

Seen this? Simpson – Bear Patrol

Phy

Teddy T. and Spaulding said...

UMMMM, WE LOVE COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE! HOWCANYOUHAVETOOMUCH?JUSTDOESN'TSEEEMPOSSIBLEANDWESLEEPFINEATNIGHT. MOMMYWHODOESN'TDRINKCOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEHASTHEINSOMNIA!!!!!!!!!

(Mommy told us to breathe deep breaths for a couple of minutes, so we're slower and quieter now.)

We need everyone's help. We lost our only five-dollar bill. Mommy found a five-dollar bill. Would you please check out our post -- http://spauldingtbear.bravejournal.com/entry/20043 -- and tell us who you think DESERVES (us) that money? (sniffle sniffle)

Your Broke and Forlorned Abearican Buddies,
Spauld and Ted

A.Bananna said...

wow! I would stay awake all night too if I ate those! Is he sleeping now? My children get into a lot of trouble when they get into things when they are not suppose to. did your mummy get mad???

david mcmahon said...

A bit like the Bond movie - Dye Another Day

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oh, poor greyum, is he okay now? It's an easy mistake to make (tee-hee) that's why he needs your mummy around..

Chewy said...

He looks like a deer froze in the headlights.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WOW! PHYTH! That waz fantatic! A Bear AND PANTS in wun Simpsons episode! Wa-heyyyy! THANKS!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Teddy & Spauld,
that fiver is definettly yours. I suuggest yu both go on strike till yu get it bak! Watta cheek!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,
he is OK now. He waz a Bear Wiv A Sor Hed fer a wile, but he drank lots ov ginger ale an now heez ok.

Mummy dident get mad coz they wernt hers! An Daddy... I don't think he noze yet....

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,
Hullo!
yep. Or another month, in her case. Or even season....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,
I'll hav to do an intro to Grayum for yu! This waz Henri, my cuzzin. But I've a feelin that Grayum issent too slow on sneekin out the muncshies wen no one's lookin...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy, yeah, an he waz like that fer hours.

Hey! Yu hav a new foto! Nice!

:@}