WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, July 30, 2007

Off up t' north

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no; we playd a "frendly" agenst Charlton (full nayme Charlton Scum Town) an they cheetid. 5 times. So we lost 5-nil. Wich issent frendly.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no- an Daddy sneakt out wivout me agen. I shall hav to hav werds.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 ha!/10
  • Overall Score: 7 ish/10


We went to Granny's fer the weekend an I was abol to recover my Emergensy Hug Pants AND the Windowsill Bear Familee, all ov hoom got left behind larst time.

They hav been compleetly spoyld by Granny's anarky, spendin weeks on the shelf. As I sed to her, a shelf is not a windowsill, Granny, not even if a windowsill is a shelf. I don't kno. Sum peepol hav no respekt fer rools.

So larst nite they got a bit uppitty wen I poyntid out that the windowsill in our front room waz still ther an haddent disappeerd in their absense. Onnistly. Yu'd think I waz bein unreesonabol or sumthing. The cloo is in their nayme, arfter all.

Enyway, I had no time to argue as weer goin away today. Weer all goin up t' north to Yorkshire. Daddy's goin up fer a "Family Thing" an weer all taggin along cos they do good caykes up ther, apparently.

Weel be bak Therzday. Sorry to bandon yu all!

Bye fer now!


Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Hurry back B.T, we're gonna miss you! (nose-hugs)

Chewy said...

I can't wait to hear about the cakes! Yummmy.

Ms. Creek said...

be btb and have lots of fun!

RUTH said...

Have a great time nd enjoy those cakes

Meanie the baby dragon said...

bwing uh kayk bahk foh me!

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
You made me laugh so hard soda came out my nose.... wait a minute.... ewwww!!!!

Thank you for making me laugh each and every time I visit. You make my world a little brighter.

A.Bananna said...

that sounds like a lot of fun! be good. Hope you get a lot of pictures so we can see them!!

Scala said...

Enjoy your time Bob... Best wishes

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh boy! I mist my blog! I eevn lookt fer a Internet Cafe in Harrogate. But I don't think they've herd of them up ther.

Up ther, an internet cafe is wun wher they serv fish an crabs an stuff thet got cort in a net.

Haaaaaaaaahahahaa... oh I mussent larf at my own jokes. Pity theyer offen the best....