- Gills: yes, anuver pre-seeson frendly. It waz a 2-2 dror.
- Simpsons: no, an I'm gettin withdrawal symptoms. Havent seen them fer days!
- Tesco: no, an I'm gettin withdrawal symptoms, etc etc....
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot to do eny! Oh no! /10
- Day Score: 7/10
I wassent shor wher to start wiv my holiday de-breef (hehehe- de-breef! That sownds like a PANT werd!), but as I had menshund the enormuss ice creems I thort I'd start ther. Arfta all, they wer my best bit reelly enyway.
On wun of the days we went to a littol villidge called "Ripley". If yer wondrin wher yu herd that nayme befor, it mite be that yu sor the "Alien" films (I dident, but Dilly likes 'em, cos she sez they've got dragons in) (or wagons in, wen she sez it) an the laydy in those films waz called "Ripley" too. SO enyway, I waz a bit nervuss.
But I needent hav been coz it waz all very frendly an peeceful lookin:
That's enuff ov the bildings, let's get to the ice cream! They sed that Ripley Ice Cream is "world faymuss" but I'd never herd ov it. Well heer I am, to mayke it werld faymuss, coz it deserves it! Heer iz Mummy pinchin ours:
It is vanilla cream on wun side an strorbry on the other, wiv a choklit flake stuk in, an then the whole thing is dunked in molten choklit sorce till it freezes an goze all crackly. It woz wunnnnnnderful:
it waz a bit exorstin to eet as ther waz so much ov it:
but arfta a wee rest I waz reddy fer mor!
"Per-leeeez Ser, can I hav sum mor??"
We went fer a littol walk rownd the villidge an blow me if it dident hav a blinkin' carsol:
On the way bak to the car we fownd sum cows hoo wer a bit frendly. Speshally this wun. This wun is a bayby boy cow.
Heer he is havin a bit ov trubbol wiv his sister, hoo is tryin to hug him to deff. Poor lad. It's tuff, havin a sister:
I'll be bak tomorro wiv another playce. Wa-heyyy!
Bye fer now!