Bears On Film!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: mist it!
- Tesco: no, but spottid a new wun, so must tik that wun off in my Guide To Tesco Stores book. Dident go inside, tho, so ownly wun tik.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 (well yu hav to humur them sumtimes, bless.)/10
- Day Score: 7.84693/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
We spent alot ov today drivin rownd Felixstowe tryin to mayke it look like a nice playse to liv, cos Daddy is thinkin abowt taykin a job there.
Yu see, heez been findin kwite a few wite hairs lately, so heez thinkin ov kwittin teechin an doin sums insted. So heez lookin at beein sumwun hoo sorts owt other peepol's tax fer them.
Hmmm.
I don't think the homewerk he gets to bring home will be harf as funny. I meen, I don't kno much abowt tax forms, but I don't think they arsk yu to dror pikchers on them. I like lookin at the pikchers the kiddys dror. Larst Deesember, Daddy brort home their drorins ov Crismoss an wun boy did the 3 Kings. Well, he wassent very confident abowt camels, so he ownly drew wun, an I waz larfin so much abowt its therd hump, I dident notiss it fifth leg fer kwite a wile. (It's a troo story, that, yu kno. An if he keeps it up heel win the Turner Prize wun day.)
Enyway. I've been a bit arty this eevnin meself. I've been watchin sum cunning Bears on a Live-Akshun webcam, strate from Alaska! Hav a look yorself! Heer's a film I mayde abowt them erlier:
If yu carnt see my film there, try heer.
An heer is the link to the live webcam ov the Bears!!!! http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamgrizzlies/
Wotch this spayse fer another Bear film tomorro. Wa-heyyy!!!! Mor Bears on telly, that's wat I say!
(and pants)
Bye fer now!
9 comments:
Hi BTBear,
Tell Daddy I wish him all the best.
5 legs.... Mrs Camel must be very lucky... (ask your mother about that one, its a little rude for nice bears like you.)
OK David,
Oh and BTW, yu can call me Bob.
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Pope Terry! Yu meen his willy!
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Ouch!
Bob,
I wouldn't have the patience to wait for the salmon to swim by. If I was a Grizzie I'd be dumpster diving for table scraps.
Hi Bob, nice to see the bears in Alaska, bet that water is a bit cold on the nose. I had salmon this week, but fortunately I didn't have to catch it myself! Just imagine that on a webcam!
Chewy,
Wen I want salmon I jus go to Tesco's. Nice bit ov fish an a ride in the trolley, too. Wa-heyy!
:@}
Granny K,
HAAAAAAA! That wud be a gud web cab. YU'd need to ware sum ov those reelly long wellys. HA!
We had salmon this week too. Mummy wrappt it in baycon an baket it in the oven. It waz yum. Slerp.
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Hello Bob, this is just great - a TV channel for bears, WOW!
Don't tell you Dad this, but have you noticed that the bloke off the telly who says "tax dosen't have to be taxing" has completely white hair!
Phy
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