WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Jus mewsin....

Weekend's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, evenchelly an breefly. An "breefly" duzzent meen enything to do wiv pants. If it did, that overall scor down there wud be bigger.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 wa-heyy!/10
  • Overall Score: 6.758/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, as I was sayin abowt Bear statews....(hehehe!) I fergot to show yu a cuppol ov Bear statews that Father Crissmoss dropt off fer us:

Snowy Bears!

Thare waz sum discushun over wether they shud be put away wiv the Crismoss dekorayshuns, but I put my furry foot down! An so they remayne on the mantelpeece. An I shud think so, too!

My furry foot bein put down.

*****

I think I've now got the hang ov warin my new hat. In fakt, larst nite I wor it to watch a cowboy film in!:

Wa-heyy!

But today Dilly grabd it, an stuk streemers in it. She sed she wantid to play "The Two Musketeers".
Hmmm.... mayde me think 2 things:

(1) I'm shor this is sum kind ov sakrillidge, an
(2) it's worryin, but it kinda sooots her.

Meenwile, Grayum an Daddy wotcht "University Challenge". Wun ov the teems had a Bear! Yu kno, Grayum jus carnt see a Bear wivowt wantin to go up to them, tap them nose-to-nose an showt "Bear!", jus to confirm their Bearisity.

An ov corse, the teem wiv the Bear won! Hrayyy!

Hmmm... bit ov a foto-jernol today! Never mind. I'll think ov sum mor werds for tomorro. I've bin doin sum deep thinkin laytely, an I mite hav sum deep kwestchuns for yu.

Bye fer now!

25 comments:

Dilly said...

Dilly like cowboy hat betta as Muskterr hat!
Dilly get Mumy nail-file an tend be sorrd!
MWEAH!
En gard!
MWEAH!
Hnarr hnarr hnarrr!!!!!!!

¬"

david mcmahon said...

You always do deep thinking, Bob. We're looking forward to your questions!

Cassidy said...

Me likes your hat Bob, me thinks you wear it well.

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Celebration of Life said...

You are very handsome in your hat Bob! Dilly looks like a little cowgirl princess. Maybe she can ride in the rodeo!

Ms. Creek said...

well, dilly, you sure are creative!

I love those snow bears...glad you put your foot down (made me laugh) and insisted that they stay out! they look cool on your mantle!

and OF COURSE the team with the bear won, they're the best.

Dilly...lol, you are supposed to be princessy not ON GUARD with the dang nail file! lol let another night in shining armour come and rescue you!

Ms. Creek said...

*knight

Stanley said...

Bobber!

You're a natural in your cowbear hat. I'm sure you learned alot about being a cowboy from watching Tombstone. It's a pretty good cowboy flick.

You are reminding me what it means to be a good big brother. I would have thought you would be put out with Dilly snatching your hat, but you're so generous. I could sit at your furry feet and learn from you.

Can't wait for your questions and to hear what you've been "mewsin" about.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Dum dee mee nu bwog duzt foh u an Dilly! hehehe

i beati said...

Statues are lovely really lovely like you of course!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

DILLY! I think yu look grayte in this hat, but I think yor OWN WUN LOOKS BEST ON YU!!!






(hint hint)
:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,

Sum peepol think that if yor ownly 8 inchis tall yu carnt do a deep think but that's jus sizeist, that is, an eevn if I ownly think 8inchis down it's still very deep for me!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Cassidy!

Wy tank cew!

I rekkon a nice big brimmd hat wud look ace on yhu too!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Celebration of life,

Dilly in a rodeo! HAHA!
Yu cud hav a stakt rodeo-
she cud go on a horse, then a tiny horse cud balance on her nose, then a tinier dragon wud be on top ov THAT horse, an so on, like wen yu bild a howse owt ov cards, sept gettin smaller.

Hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I offen hav to reskew DIlly!
She sees Daddy's ties in a pile an yells "NAYKES!!!" an leep into them an goze worroa-worra-worra-worra-worra till sheez all tyed up, then there's a pawse..... then I heer "Bob! BOB! BOB!" an I hav to go an reskew her.

The werst bit is wen she wants to kiss me arfterwerds.

{sigh}

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Ah thank yu!

I am an eggslent big bruther.
But I don't think I'm big enuff for yu to be abol to sit at the foot ov. Heheheheeh!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chuck,

thanks for allertin me to yor speshol post- it waz grayte to see yu in yor pyeret owtfit- I knew it wud sooot yu!

Wa-heyy!

Perhaps Dilly cud dress up as wun as well, an we cud get her to walk the plank. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i.beati,

Sam haz been studyin them, speshly the wun wiv the two Bears huggin, as he is kwite new to Bear huggin.

:@}

Frasier said...

Hi Bob
Daddy has a Hrley Davidson bear that I am not allowed to play with!!
Maybe he is a distant cousin ?
Frasier

San said...

Bob, if you don't mind my saying so, I kind of like the musketeer effect too. Not as much as the cowboy look mind you. After all, I live in New Mexico--the wild west!

And thank goodness you put your furry foot down with regard to those snow bears. I mean sometimes you have to draw the line.

RUTH said...

Oh I do love those snowy Bears :o) I watch University Challenge too...I get quite excited when I get an answer right!!!
Sorry I don't get to drop by much now.....I must say though that you never look a day older...do you some special anti-age cream?
Rx

A.Bananna said...

GRRRR! my comment did not save last time. I hate that!!!

anyways....

That was so nice of you to share your hat with dilly. you are a sweet bear!!

Ms. Creek said...

so, she likes to be rescued, not be the musketeer, that's what i thought! so are you the snake man, too?

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Mee weow wezqew Dilly! Mee bee huh dwagun in shinin ahmow! hehehehe Dat wud bee uh kik!

Mee nawt mayk Dilly wawk duh pwank. Mee sav huh!

edmundnesbitt said...

hello Bob, thanks for visiting my blog! Great to meet you. Mummy has told me lots about you. She was talking about you to the lady at the Hospice! I heard the lady laughing!

Yes, I love pants. Can you believe how embarassed I was in the Charity Shop...JUST a bow tie is ALL I HAD ON! I tell you...shocking or what!
My nana, the other Mrs Nesbitt is sorting me out with some decent clothes for my expedition!

Talk soon, love Edmund (the explorer) Nesbitt

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Frasier,

WOW a Harley Davison Bear? Wow! Duz he hav leather pants? Hehehe!


San,

Yes, it was kwite worryin how it sooted her, reelly. Lukily she ownly tukt the tassels in, she dident stik them on, so I waz abol to tern it bak into a cowbear hat pritty soon...


Ruth,

It's jus good beads. Ahem. Altho I did yewst ot be fluffyer. An glossier. We Bears mayke grayte sakrifices in our appeerance in order to be huggd lots.


a.bananna,

The ownly thing wiv sharin my hat wiv he is that she wantid to retern the fayver but I am not I meen NOT puttin that frilly wun on!


Chuck,

I do wish yu livd neerer. Yu an Dily cud owt to play an I cud stay in wiv the Bears....


Edmund,

Heheheh! I hope yu get yor own pants soon! I hope they're bloo, too! As fer bein a bare Bear at the adopshun center, yu cud always hav moovd the bow tie down a bit. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

:@D