WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Mulligan an Mummy, an their travels...

Gillingham ar playin tonite, peeps, so on wiv yer bloo pants!


Good Lor! I havent blogged in neerly a week! How did that happen? Sorry bowt that. I shall try to offer sum excewsis:

(1) Ferst reezon fer my absense is that I hav Been Spendin Sum Time Wiv Mulligan....

Daddy is off to Ireland tomorro an Mulligan is goin wiv him. Mulli is goin to retire at Granny Ireland's howse, cos he likes golf an so duzz she. Heez hopin to get a few rownds in. Heez also hopin fer soda bred an hunny. So enyway. Heez goin along to chek owt her golf bag an see if it haz a Small Bear compartment. (That's a compartment for Small Bears, by the way. Not a small compartment for Bears. It issent the sayme thing.)

I've been tellin Mulligan all abowt Ireland, like the time I got kidnapt an run-over. This is reelly wy I don't go enymor. (Leest, not less Mummy is comin too, as she issent the wun hoo drops in roades an puddels an stuff like that, or herls me across rooms at grayte speed, all ov wich abewse Daddy flatly denys, ov corse. He sez I jumpt. Wich I did not.) Wayin it all up, Mulligan probly thinks heel be better off there, com to think ov it. An if the nephews start moovin in herds agen, he can jus go off to the golf corse. An it also meens it gets him away from Daddy's faymussly extrordineryly toxik sox (they disterb all rodents in a 30 mile raydius).

(2) The other reezon for my absense is that Mummy haz been Tryin To Doo Mor. This is her Plan B. Plan A waz Tryin To Eet Less. But she fownd this all but impossibol, maynely cos eetin is her best hobby, arfter sleepin. So she is now doin lots ov walkin insted, an this meens walkin away from the big button on the compewter that I need help pushin in befor I can blog.

She has walkt miles over the larst week. Sheez walkin into town nowadays insted ov goin on the bus. This is abowt 3 miles. Then she walks all arownd town and even in the big shops too- this is cos there is a notiss on the eskalayters sayin that "Small Children Must Be carried" an she duzzent hav eny, so she haz to tayke the stairs insted.

At leest I occayzunelly get sumthing owt ov theez hikes. Yesterday I got this cunning Ginger Biskit, disgized as a Bear:

Wa-heyyy! He eevn haz PANTS!!!

...On the bak it sez he is a cool ted!

He eevn haz a choklit belly-button! HAHAHA!

Mmm nyumnyum nyummm.... kwite nibberly...

Hey! Wat the? I put it down fer 2 mitis an the torso's neerly gon! I bet Daddy haz sumthing to do wiv this!

Hehehee.... leest they left me the PANTS! Hahahaa...I feel an impreshun comin on...!

Ta-darrr! HAHAHA! Izit me or izit Littol Bayby Bear Bob Junior???

Ooops! LBBBJ dident like that! HAHA!

Ah.... jus the icing pants left, now! (Hey! The ownly time yu want ice-in-yer-pants!)

(sigh...) Yeah, I think I'll sayve this bit fer a wile!



Thank yu all fer voting in my poll abowt wat I shud plarnt this yeer! The poll is still up there on the rite hand side ov this blog, so if yu havent votid, or if yu want to chaynge yer vote, or vote agen, pleez do! It will be up an runnin till the middol ov March, an I'll plarnt watever yu deside at the end ov March. Dilly sez she wants to plarnt sumthing pink an eevn if nowun votes for that she still will plarnt sumthing pink an she sed "Nerrr". Wat can I say? Dragons don't like rools.

Bye fer now!


Footboll waz canseld becoz it waz too foggy! Hey ho! So if yor bloo pants feel uncumfterbol yu can tayke them off! Wen yu do, wy not spin them arownd abuv yer hed on wun finger till they go whizzin off across the room? It's grayte fun! Speshly wen they land on yor sister's hed! Wa-hey!


Phytheas said...

Watcha Bob, I've been a-wondering where you've been lately. Are you getting trim with all that walking too! Love the pants, what did they taste like?

Like you I'm having terrible trouble getting on the computer. It's all this photoing lark, I don't know, what do you do with 'em!

We're off to York tomorrow (boring conference) then to France next week for lots of eating and drinking!

I'm demanding comptuer rights when we get back, so hope to blog again soon.

Bye for now


BumbleVee said...

Well, don't worry what old L3BJ has to say ...I thought it was funny about Baby Bear Bob ...

Harry said...

That ginger bread Ted looked Jolly tasty. Have you eaten the pants yet? Cassidy likes stealing daddy's pants out of the washing bag, yuck!

Toodle pip
Harry x

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry! That's gustin! HAHAHAHAHA! I keep away from the washin barsket in cayse there ar soks in it.

BLEAGH! I carnt get over Cassidy doin that. Duz her breth smell horribol? Errr!!!! Wat IS the attrakshun? Oh no! An she keeps wantin to nuzzel me, as well! Errrr!!!!


No, I havent eeten the icing pants. I mite eevn try to sayve them all yeer. They cud be a feetcher on the Crismoss tree this yeer. HA!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Phyth!!!! I havent eeten the pants yet!

WOW! Yor off to York! Ar yu goin wiv the other Bears? Yu cud all play follo-the-leeder-Bear along the city wall. Wotch owt fer all the mandola players in The Shambols.... an hav yu told Plumpiemousie that yor comin to France?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hullo there!

Yeah, I thort it waz funny too!
BTW, Dilly luvs yor foto. She sez yu look all "pwitty an pwinsessy".


Julie said...

Welcome back Bob, we missd yoo! Grate pix of you and the gingerbread man. I spect you will be carfterin mummy while daddy is away cos you are a good bear. Have fun with Dilly! ( I liked the joke bout the eskalayters! hahahaha!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hello Julie!!!

WOW! I've mist bein arownd heer, too!

I hope we can get sum deesent bloggin dun this week- an roomer haz it maybe a video too! Waheyy!!!


A.Bananna said...

wb bob. I loved your pictures! you make me laugh. you are just so cute! I missed reading your blog! :) have a great week!

Alex L said...

It would have been nice if your ginger bear had blue pants on though.

i beati said...

That biscuit was nearly as big as you !!!Some appetite Bob!!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wa-hayyy Bob! Glad you are bloggin agen. My sympafies to Mummy - I should exercise more, but it hurts and makes me hot and short of puff.
Like your joke about the escalators! Tee! Hee!

BumbleVee said...

yeh...or if they get hung up on a ceiling fan or chandelier...lol ... that's pretty funny too...

say, thanks for coming to visit my bears.... and now I am off to have a nosey 'round chalky's.. .. On certain blogs, (like those about bears !) I do like to go back, sometimes even to the beginning to find out "why" and "what" about blogs..so it could take a while. See ya later....

Edmund (the explorer) Nesbitt said...

Hey Bob! Guess what?
last night mummy got £25 from her pals at fat club...so my fare is now raised and I have had confirmation today that I am indeed going to the Arctic! How Cool eh?

Just need some boots and a hat.
Passport and visa is being sorted.


Ms. Creek said...

how much do you know about dilly and chuck?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I still want to kno wat yu did with that monkey!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yeah, my thorts too! But parrently they dident hav eny bloo-panted wuns in the shop!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yey! That's the best type ov biskit to hav- wun neerly as big as yerself!

I did hav a bit ov help wiv it tho....


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yes, my mummy herts a bit too- she haz sumthing calld arthur-eyetis in her bones. But at the moment it's mainly in her hands an elbow, an she duzzent walk on those. Sumtimes her hips hert but they're ok at the mo'. Wen sheez achy she gets on the massardge chair or we Bears hug her herty bits.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It can be very dekorativ tho!!

Good luk at Chalky's playse!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


WOW that's grayte!!!

Mummy fownd my red boots on Ebay. Hav yu had a look there?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Wat the?

Wat's that croco-dragon up to now?
Hang on I'm off to chek on her blog...

.... oh! I see! LOL! Ah, well, I think it may hav bin the hat that did it! LOL!


Blue said...

Happy Valentines Day!


A.Bananna said...

I groomed. lol. I fixed my hair and took a shower! LOL. do you want me to have the naughty little monkey picture again?

Anonymous said...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Celebration of Life said...

That sure was a big cookie (biscuit) Bob! I hope it didn't make you sick to your tummy!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Blue! Nice to see yu! Thanks fer the cuddols! Hehehehe!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Nah, I like yor foto. I think yor cewt. Heheheeee... (stoppit)

I waz just wondrin whare yu'd releest him.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Happy V Day, CHewy! I'm nippin rownd to yor's in a minit...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Celebration of life,

I've never yet bin defeatid by a biskit, however big!