WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

WOW! Look wat I fownd today!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Sam tryd to get me but I sor him comin so I dukt, an he fell off the bed onto Grayum's hed, an as he got up I got both ov them so I get to yews a speshol dubbol-yor-scor card, wich meen 20/10
  • Day Score: 7.65715650001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We get lots ov Blackbirds in our garden. They ar eezy to spot coz they ar blak an berds. Sept for the laydy wuns, wich ar brown.

Heer's a Blackbird. As yu can see, he is a blak blackbird, so he is a boy.


-We took that foto on a cold mornin an yu can see the grarss is frosty. Frosty grarss is fun cos it crunches wen yu walk on it, like wen Daddy eets seerial for brekfust. Yu can also see ice in this pikcher, wich Mummy took off the dish befor puttin new warter in. Sum ov the ice she took off jus befor we took the pikcher, but sum ov it iz from the day befor, an it haddent been warm enuff to melt.

WELL! The other day we sor a laydy Blackbird (that's a brown Blackbird, rite?) pikkin up moss an stiks an stuff an flew into a tree neer our howse. "HULLO!" I thort, "I wonder if she is maykin a nest?" an Mummy had a look but dident find enything. But today, wen she waz bizzy I got up in the tree to hav a look myself!

Heer's me an the tree. Look how close to the bak ov the howse it is! The laydy Blackbird mus reelly like us!

This is me poyntin to the bit ov the tree whare the nest is. That issent red string, it's red pen. I drew it on the pikcher arfterwerds:It's well hiddon an yu carnt tell from the owtside that thare is a nest inside. I climed in the tree an this is how I fownd it! Good job I'm a spy or I never wud hav spottid it thare! (That's how Mummy mist it!) Heer is the nest inside the tree-

The laydy Blackbird hasent got eny eggs yet. I shall keep an eye on things for her. Me an Dilly ar goin to gard the tree in cayse eny big bully berds, like jackdaws or magpies com an try to eet the eggs or the babys. I shall go "Hu-phwarr!" in a kararty chop an pertekt them.

It is very Easterry to find a nest.

Do yu hav eny sines ov spring or Eeaster whare yu liv?

Bye fer now!

36 comments:

Alf said...

Hullo Bob, what a lovely find for you. We have had some birds and a little wren bobbing in and out of bushes - but we haven't found a nest yet.......keep up the guarding and we will check you out soon.

Alf n Mindy x

Chalkhills Collective said...

Splendid find Bob. Are you going to set up a 24hr watch?

You could take over from Sir David A when he retires.

Chalky

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alf,

Thanks for poppin by! I enjoyd the fotoes ov yu as a pup on your blog!

I like wrens but I havent seen eny rownd heer for a very long time. I like the way they hold their tailes up!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

sheez not on the nest yet. Will she defnitly yews it, or do yu think it's a spare? I kno the littol old laydy 2 doors down haz blackerds nestin in her garden. I wonder if our nest is just a spare.....

:@~

No Cool Story said...

I love♥ this post.
Not only now I know more about blackbirds (they are black and birds and the boys are black) and lady blackbirds (which are actually brown) but those pictures are super adorable.

Hu-phwarr!

No Cool Story said...

The sign that spring has arrived over here (the US Pacific NW) is:
There's no rain for more that one day.

YAY! Maybe this year Spring will land on a weekend!

BumbleVee said...

Hey Bob!! I saw my first robin today! They come back here every March on the 15th like clockwork...just hadn't spotted one yet. But..today...there he was hopping quietly along under the spruce tree..... they play at being sparrows and chickadees for several weeks when they first get back cuz no self respecting worm would bother to stick out their heads yet...too cold...ground too darn hard... etc. So... the robins follow the littel birds around pecking at old dead bugs and bits... bet they are glad when a nice fat juicy worm finally shows its silly head .....

Animals with Opinions said...

opur signs of spring are the baby cows running all over the field next door. also the pastures are starting to change from brown to green. i like to sun myself on the porch. i think you'll do a fine job protecting the nest!

penelope

Harry said...

How eggciting! I look forward to hearing some cracking reports of the baby birds.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Ms. Creek said...

I'm glad you like birds and nests! We have birds (chickadees and sparrows and robins) around eating the food from our feeders, but no nests here. We don't have leaves on the trees yet, just starting to bud.

my daffodils and crocasus and blooming...

but this morning...it's snowing!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

How did yu do that?
How did yu do that hart thingy in yor werds? That's clever that is! I want to kno how to do that!

Lots ov rayne heer today. They sed on telly that Eester will be cold heer, not springy.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

I like robins! I call them Bob Robins! They ar onnerery Bobs! Hehehe! We feed them littol suet pellets from the pet shop. They hav dryd insekts in them. He luvs them fer brekfust.

This mornin we sor him havin a barth!

Funny how yors haz a calendar. Hehehe!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Penelope,

I hope it gets warm an sunny soon so I can sit owtside too. I like to watch the beez.

Look arfter that littol Oswold fella!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

I do hope they yewz the nest. It'll be fun fun fun!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

it mus be very confewsin for the flowers! We hav crocuses too, an daffodils (Dilly calls them daffodillys) but it is cold agen. Warm larst month, now cold agen. An they rekkon snow for Eester. It's all mixt up!!! Good job I've got a snug hoodie.

:@}

I like the werd chikadee :@D

huskerbeck said...

Hi Bob -
Spring has sprung (finally) in Idaho, but I'm sad to say that my Yorkshire Terrorist, Scooter, has dug up all of my crocus bulbs as soon as they showed a sprout. I'm guarding the daffodils and I think they will be safe because they are in the front yard where Scooter can't get at them. Love the pictures of your backyard and I hope the nest fills up soon!

A.Bananna said...

My children loved looking at your pictures! they even said hi to you! :) I think they like you a lot! who wouldn't like you?

It is warm here. The weather is so nice now! this is the time of year that I LOVE! anyways...have a wonderful day!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Huskerbeck,

Hullo!

Granny's cat, Mr Scooter, wud find it very funny that yu hav a Yorky wiv his nayme!!! But eevn tho he is hewge he wud probly still hide behind the sofa from him cos he duzzent do brayve.

Our berds hav been nibblin the bulbs heer- they've nibbold all the bloobells' heds off. WIch I dident like, coz I like bloo things.

Wa-heyy!

By the way, Mummy red that daffodils ar bad for cats' tummys an mayke them sik- I wonder if it is the sayme for dogs-? Better gard them well from that wee Terrierist!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

"HULLO A.BANANNARETTES!!!"

Heheheheeh!!! Do they hav their own Bears?

How ar those blak bears gettin on?

:@D

VP said...

Hi Bob,

I've got a robin's nest in my allotment shed - I posted about it today if you're interested...

Have a great Easter - does this mean you get to have lots of chocolate?

CHEWY said...

Hi Bob,
I'll have to look around my tangle of Wisteria for bird's nests.

I smelled a skunk this morning. Ew! That's a stinky sign of Spring.

Dilly said...

Chewy shor smell not be Bear?

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

VP,

I enjoyd reedin bowt yor robin nest! I hope yu get fotoes ov their babys- they're cewt!

Yes, I alreddy kno they've got me an Eester egg. They've hidden it, but not very well. Hehehee.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Pworrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!

:@D

Asta said...

Bob
That is such good luck to find that nest..good thing you'we a spy...And I'm so glad you and Dilly awe thewe to pwotect the eggses once they come..you awe a vewy special beaw!!1
I've been vewy sad cause a good fwiendof mine passed ovew the wainbow bwidge..I hate my fwiends having to go
smoochie kisses,
Asta

No Cool Story said...

Here you go Bob:
♫Bob
You are so cool
You are a bear♫
and I'm not♪

TA-DA!♥


(Just copy-paste and there ya go)

Stardust said...

Hullo Uncle Bob,

Your email dussent seem to lyke me. My mail fayles to reech you et oll.

I dun see enithing eastery heer, but easter hairpens in the heart. I wish u & ur femily, a wunderful easter! Anjoy spying the nest! =D

Eniwey, I'm biginning to foal in luv wif ur blog muor & muor. Heer's arsking permyssion to leenk to u. Pleeese let mee noe if it's fyne. Thenk u.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh Asta, I am so sorry to heer yor frend haz gon to liv in Heven. It is very sad wen that happens. We hav a frend, Donna, she livs in Missouri, an she has a doggy calld Tilly hoo is very ill an mite go soon too. She is very sad.

Oh deer. I am sendin yu lots ov hugs an cuddols. Yu can borro my best pair ov emergensy hug pants if yu like. I always find they help in differcult times.

Nose hugs

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

♥thanks for that!

HEHEHEHEH!

It's neerly 5 O clok an I ownly jus got dresst. HAHAHA.

an I sang a song-

♫ I - PUT - MY BLOO JEENS ON! ♫
♫ I - PUT - MY - MY - BLOO - JEENSSSS - ON!!! ♫

WA-HEY!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

I've just been over to yor playse!!! Ov corse yu can link me. I'll link yu too! Wa-heyy! Wat fun! Thanks!!

:@D

Rachelle said...

Blackbird singing in the dead of night... (insert musical notes)

My favorite song to sing! I LOVE IT!
Good for you to find that nest, I am sure the momma is greatful to know she has an ursine guardian :))
Come on over for a taste of spring at the ranch!
Slainte~
Rachelle
ps-- grstok (well, that's what the word thingy says...)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle! HULLO! I waz worreed bowt yu! I'll nip over to the rarnch rite away!

:@D

Asta said...

Bob
Thank you so much fow the emewgency hug pants.I think I will take you up on that..I can get awfully sad..and it's spwing and I need to cheew up fow Mommi, cause she was cwying too..I hope heaven has nice beaws like you
smoochie kisses
Asta

Dr Zibbs said...

Nice shot!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh Asta,

yu hang on to thoze emergensy hug pants for as long as yu need them. I've got 2 other paires. Altho, they ar my Number Wun Paire. Hehehee. As yu can tell, by how well huggd they ar. Hehee.

DOn't worry abowt cheerin up for other peepol. Yu an yor Ma leen on eech uther.

Nose hugs

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dr Zibbs,

Wy thank kew!!! I had to balanse wiv wun fut on the brarnch an wun on the compost bin to get that shot. Perrilussly dayngeruss, as yu can imagin. But I'm a spy, I can handol peril.

:@}