WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, April 13, 2008

A cuppol ov pikchers to mayke yu smile!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes. Lost 2-1 to Swansea (full nayme not printable cos ov small Bears reedin this. But it's sumthing to do wiv bein frendly wiv sheep.)
  • Yu will not beleev it. We wer winnin at ferst, then a Swansea player got the ball into the goal by kikin it off the goalkeeper wich is jus typikol ov cheatin scum but the referee sed it waz ok! An we wer still in shok over that wen they got anuther wun in by yewsin thier hands, wich is not allowed, but the ref sed that waz ok too!!! The ref waz rong an we all sang a song abowt him not knowin his job, an anuver wun abowt him not knowin his farther.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 6.320079168r /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WA-HEYYYY!!! I spottid this in the car park in a village calld Burley. Wat a grayte sine to drive arownd wiv!!!

Well I've bin werkin hard to sort owt me fotoes an I've desided to put them into diffrent cattygorrys. So, fokes, over the nex week I'll post them under theez types:

  1. Food
  2. Animols
  3. Woods
  4. Speshol Playses
  5. The Bear Hotel an Spa (I carnt wayte for this wun, it waz grayte!!)

Meenwile heer is anuther wun that wuddent fit in eny ov theez cattygorrys, an wich I kno sum ov yu in partikular will enjoy:

Hey! That's either pony poo, or they hav enorrrrrrrrrmuss rabbits rownd heer!!!!

HEHEHEH!!!

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Sunflower Race Update

By the way, me an Dilly will be plarntin our sunflowers on Friday so if yu want to joyne in yu need to get sum by nex weekend! It's too cold heer to plarnt them owtside but weer yewsin pots an goin to put them on the windowsill!

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Bye fer now!!

33 comments:

Mr. Ilarijs said...

Hey! We have something common! :D

Calamity Jane said...

Welcome back Bob (and Dilly & Helena of course). I need to sort out my seed pots and compost for the sunflowers. The only thing is I don't think I've got any seeds for growing tall sunflowers, mine are usually only about CJ height. I'll just have to get some won't I.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Or, CJ, email us yor address an weel send yu sum ov ours! :@D

Stanley said...

Bob!

I think you should be a sports commentator. You definitely have the flair for it!

Frilly knickers, hmmm? I like that idea... if I wore knickers, I mean.

Thanks for the photo of the horse poo. It's making me hungry for my breakfast.

C'mon, man! Get those photos posted! We're bustin' to know about your trip.

Goober love,
Stanley

CherryPie said...

I love that top picture :-)

Blue said...

GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
OK, I shouted, but I'm pleased!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mr Ilarijs,

Hello there!

ALways good to meet a small brown furry creecher! Hehehehe! LIket yor blog!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

WA-HEYY!

It's kinder nice to be bak, too!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

Issent it grayte? Fancy dryvin rownd wiv big frilly knickers on yor bak!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Hehehehehehe the horse poo maykes yu hungry? HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Yor werse then me, yu ar!!!

:@D

Chalkhills Collective said...

Hey, you're back. Did you get any frilly knickers!

Chalky

david mcmahon said...

Welcome bcak, Bob. Great picture.

Getting that shot must have been a real frill, er thrill!

Maggie May said...

I like your blog Mr Bear!
I liked the photo of the car & you sitting on the top. That car reminds me of one we used to have like it years ago!
Enjoy your sunflower planting!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Welcome back! If you really do need a plumber, you should call the one I featured. And, of course, get a picture of you and their logo!

Asta said...

Bob
That wefeweee is cwazy!!!! that's all I can say!

I like the fwilly knickews caw..gweat!
And thank you fow spotting that that bush in my pictoowes looks like Hawwy ow my Stanley..you'we absolutely wight..maybe they posed fow it!
can't wait to see you flowews.
smoochie kisses
Asta

Stardust said...

Hey good Bob, I can't wayte to see yure later sharing, esphesolly on the hotel wun. Wyeehee!

Keep posting!

Ms. Creek said...

I figured that was bear poo!

i got my sunflowers started in the window sill this week! i also planted some other stuff!

No Cool Story said...

Sorry about Gills :( Referees can be so frustrating sometimes.

I am excited to see your trip pictures!

San said...

Frilly Knickers & pony poo. Those pikchers do make me smile, but not as much as your allusions to bein friendly wiv sheep and not knowin a farther.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky, no but I did a frolick in Mummy's.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,

Hullo there! Hehehee! We larft an larft wen we sor that car an I jus jumpt up an down till Mummy got the camra owt!!! I jus HAD to be dun!! Ha!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Maggie May,

Thank yu! Yu can call me Bob if yu like.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Turbo,

we DOOO reelly need a plummer, as we hav no heetin. But the wun yu feecherd duzzent eevn kno wat a Husky looks like so I'm not shor I shud trust him! He mite com in a think I'm a wee brown mowse or sumthing.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Yey, that tree waz defnitly terrier shaypt!!! I'm serprized yu dident feel watcht!!! Hehehe!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh Stardust,

The Bear Hotel an Spa waz amAZin!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Oh how exsytin! Do keep taykin fotoes ov the sunflowers as they grow! Then at the end yu can put them all together an it will look like magik!

Bear poo? HHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!! Nah. Ours looks like choklit peanuts.

Or is that jus mine....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

I think our ref playd for the other team in his spare time. Wat a narna. I wunder wat pants refs ware. I bet they ar Y-frunts. Stayned wuns. Wiv a littol pokkit on, for their cullerd cards.

HEHHE.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

San,

HAHAHAH! Ah yu understand me well! HEHE!

:@D

Lynda (Granny K) said...

I am amazed! I know where Frilly Knickers shop is! I havn't been in tho, cos I wear big granny pants.

Our sunflower seeds are planted in yoghurt pots and are on the windowsill with the tomarters. My son paid us a visit on Sunday and sez that from outside it looks like we are groin weed! We have six dozen plants.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

HAHAH! Lynda! Go in the shop for me! Ah go on!

Be careful abowt yor "pots" hehehehe yu mite get a polleessman callin rownd!

:@D

Lynda (Granny K) said...

DH hopes the po-leece DO come round then he can give em some tomarter plants! Har-har!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda, wen I ferst red that I red 'pants' for plants. HAHAHA! Giv the polleessman his pants! HAHAHAH!!!

CHEWY said...

Pants & Poo, Woo-Hoo!