WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, June 14, 2008

I waz tagged by Chalky!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no... probly in the pub watchin the footy on TV
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes- sor a skwirrol in the trees on the way
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 wa-heyy!/10
  • Day Score: 7.639126/10


I’ve been tagged by Chalky! I hav to arnser lots ov kwestchons bowt meself. So if yor sittin cumfterbly, I’ll begin. . ...

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I wassent eevn arownd then! I waz meerly a nice dream in my Daddy Bear's sleep.

Name 5 things on yor "to do" list for today (in no particular order)
1. Go to Tesco's fer the newspayper cos it's Saterday an the rool is that CatDog, the toy me an Dilly share, becomes mine fer the week from the time we get the payper home on Saterday.
2. Frolick pants.
3. Finish off eetin the Ginger Jelly Bears.
4. Do a 10/10 serprize nose hug on Daddy, prefrably as he is comin owt ov the shower.
5. Help LBBBJ mayke a Father's Day card for his Daddy, for tomorro.

What snacks do you enjoy?
Ginger Jelly Bears, choklit peanuts, peanut butter on toaste (crunchy type), hunny on soda bred, toe nayles (my own).

What things would you do if you were a billionaire?
I'd buy Gillingham football club an buy lots ov reelly good players an weed win evrything an I'd bring bak Andy Hesentayler (my hero) an mayke him in charge an an an I'd giv evrywun free choklit biskits an tea at harf time an an an I'd desine the new kit an hav a big pikcher ov a Bear on it.

Then I'd buy a nice howse for Granny to liv in, in the country, wiv trees in the garden an skwirrols. An I'd buy a new howse for us too, wun wiv a Granny-Annex, not for Granny, cos sheed hav her own playce near the skwirrols, but for Dilly an all her dragonny an prinsessy stuff to moov into.

Then I'd giv lots an lots to lots ov animol charitys, speshly the wuns hoo carfter Bears, grayhownds, an albertrosses.

An then I'd buy a hewge bag ov choklit peanuts an a Simpsons comic.

Places I’ve lived
China (berth, an Spy Collidge), Sheerness (adopshun playse), Ecuador (wiv Daddy for a yeer), Colchester.

People I want to know more about


Insted ov taggin peepol, coz I don't kno hooz had this tag an hoo hassent, I'd like evrywun to arnser wun ov the kwestchuns in the comments- wat wud yu do if yu wer a billionaire?????


Bye fer now!


CherryPie said...

This was my answer when I did the meme:

Firstly I would give up my job, then travel to all the must see places around the world. After that I would sit back and take stock of things and find something worthwhile to do with my time or the money!!

Julie said...

Ooh! Yoov chozen the trikkiest qwestchun! I could be all good and say I would give it all to the orfenige and other werth wile things or I could say I would spend it on a big hows with lots of rooms for me to paint in and lots of books and lots of choclit and lots of holidayz and and and......

Sandy Kessler said...


Sandy Kessler said...

I put a picture up in your honor June 15 hee hee sandy

Blue said...

Hey Bob!

Good answers - may take the challenge tomorrow myself!

Hugs & tickles

Ms. Creek said...

The first thing I would do is buy a big jet, hire a pilot and come see you and dilly and your mum and bring all the presents in the world that i would give a bear, a long-nose princessy and their mum! and i'd make sure all my friends got yummy snacks delivered to their house every day!

then i'd pay off my credit card debt, lol.

Alex L said...

What would I do with a billion dollars... I reckon I'd buy a giant squid.

mrsnesbitt said...

I'd buy a little cottage in Port Erin, oooooooooooooh!

will think sum more......but if I have to think it shows I should just give a lot away to those charities who really need it.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It wud be good to go all rownd the werld an be an Explorer Beer! I cud blog abowt it on the way, too!



I think Mummy wud agree wiv yu. She wud like a stewdio in a big garden wiv a glarss roof so she gets lots ov lite, an then wen it rayned she wud lie on the flor an watch it. Yes, I rekkon that's wat sheed do. That's rite up her street, that is. Oh, an sheed open a cat sanktury, too.



If we ever wun eny munny weel be rite over to see yu an weeol bring yu a littol grayhownd to adopt, too!



Hullo agen! HAHAHA! Yes, I sor that pikcher. It waz ace! Thank yew!




Heheheh thanks fer the hugs an tickols! Hehehe! I'll be over to chek owt yer arnswers!


Ms Creek,

That sownds like a grayte idea! I hope yu are doin the lotto!


Alex L,

Yup, I rekkon yu wud too.



Mrs Nesbitt,

I bet yu wud adopt lots ov stray goosies, wuddent yu? Heheheee. Then hav a party wiv an enormuss cayke. Carrot cayke, I hope. An invite us! Wa-heyy! An an an insted ov balloons yu cud hav lots an lots ov pants strung up all rownd the garden an an... oh sorry, this is MY dreem, issent it, not yors... D'oh!



Becky said...

Well - if I had a billion or so dollars, I'd quit my job (and never again be stuck in a cubicle for hours and hours and hours every day). Then, I'd raise Yorkshire terriers and travel a lot and visit everyone I love whenever I want to! I'd also share the $$ with friends, family and good causes. I'd also want to come visit you, Bob (and Dilly, too)!!

Anonymous said...

I'd come see Gillingham play for free chocolate biscuits!