WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, June 25, 2008


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: nope
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: Yes, kwik vizit ownly, but I did get a ride in the trolley. A small boy neer the bred waz carryin a Bear. He had the sayme sort ov ferrr as me, wich meens he is very well huggd. I did a hi-5 wiv him as we went parst.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA! Got Daddy TWICE!! /10
  • Day Score: 8.13692/10


Sorry for the delay in bloggin! Muumy's been gettin crarfty. I don't meen sheez upta sumthing. Tho she yewzerly is. No. I meen sheez doin arty crarfty stuff. Sheez bin maykin felt an drorin an maykin stuff an gettin gloo an cardbord an gerly bits ov ribbon evrywhare.

A wile ago, Granny lent us sum old fotoes from wen she waz littol. They ar very very old, from bak wen evrything waz blak-an-wite, befor culler waz inventid. Well, larst nite Mummy waz maykin an album to put them all in, for a serprize for Granny. She werkt on the flor an look at the mess she mayde!

Daddy sed, "Don't worry; it's creaytiv mess!!!"

Can yu see Sam in this pikcher? He gets into evrything. Note also the cup ov tea (gon cold) an discardid soks.

Don't worry, she did cleer it all up.

Enyway. It's not all bad! Mrs Nesbitt herd abowt Mummy's carftiness an sent her a big parsol full ov blank cards so she can mayke cards for peepol- AND AND AND!!!!! SHE PUT A LITTOL PARSOL INSIDE FOR ME!!!! WA-HEYYY!

Evryeun waz intrestid to see wat it waz!

Next to my nayme it sed "forever frends".

See? I told yu Sam got into evrything! Heez well curious, he is.

It's sumthing woolly!

Sam sed, "Iz it a prayer shorll???"

No, Sam! It's a SCARF! Look, see?! Wa-hheyyy!!


Yu can never hav too menny scarfs. Yu shuddent just hav wun. I had jus wun wunce, an I put it on the bannista, an it disappeerd! It's known rownd heer as the grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery.

Mummy yewzd wun ov the blank cards Mrs Nesbitt sent to mayke her a card. Heer it is. I helpt her mayke the "kite" owt ov wool. She needle-feltid it. I dident mind helpin cos it's not pink. But I'm goin to do my own thank-yu card layter!


Crarfty Challenge

Wen did yu larst mayke sumthin carfty? It's grayte fun. If yu havent dun sumthing for a long time, dror sumthing today! Heer's a list of ideas to dror. If enuff peepol do them an put them on their blogs I'll do a gallery post ov them!!!

  • Do a flor plan ov a room in yor howse such as a trezer hunter wud yews. Wat duzz "X" mark the spot to? Maybe it's yor seekrit cookie stash....
  • Dror yor pet if yu hav wun, or wun that yu wud like.
  • Do a berd or a butterfly but mayke up all the cullers an patterns.
  • Mayke up a new animol an nayme it.
  • Do a pikcher ov wat yu see owt ov yor windo. Do a windo yu don't look owt ov much.
  • Do a self-pawtrayte.
  • Dror yor fayvrit food.
Good luk!!!!!!!!!!! Let me kno wen yu do sumthing!!!

Bye fer now!


Denise said...

Glad it arrived safely Bob! Hey you could cut the scarf in 2 and share!

I'll have a go at the challenge when we get back from our 4 day break!


Anonymous said...

Mummy is very crafty! Daddy is very understanding about the mess. He sounds like a very nice guy. And a challenge! I think I'll give a go at the butterfly one. I'm imagining it already. (smile)

Ms. Creek said...

I love your scarf! and your mum must be incredibly creative to make such a cute card!

Becky said...

Hey Bob! How nice to have so many good friends and your new scarf is lovely. I'll think about your challenge - I am working on finishing up some quilt things, will that count as "crafty" to you? I hope so!! When I'm busy in my sewing room I make a big "creative" mess, too - just like your Mum!

Blue said...

So, as I read it - Polly, Polar Bear; has to do a creative challenge, ie make you something for your affections...

We'll see ... she might get a better offer!

A worried Blue

Bear Naked said...

Whew Bob, when I first saw the mess on the floor, I thought you had made it.
All I could think was that Bob's Mummy is going to be very angry.
But then you explained that it was HER mess, so that is okay.
Nice scarf, you look nifty.

Julie said...

Well Bob, you look very smart in your new scarf and I love the card you helped Mummy mayke.

I'm glad Daddy knew it woznt a real mess but craftiness. Looks like Mummy woz really bizzy and had a good time.

I'm going on holiday on Friday so I will hav to wait till I get back to joyn yor challynge.

i beati said...

Is Granny's book a surprise
?Because its a good one . I like to make homemade cards with very unusual sayings on them that people have never heard - How is Calamity Jane have you heard?I'm praying hard. also a timy honorarium for you on my site

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! Lovely scarf! That's not mess it's called ' a rich environment' (I read that in a book once). I'll definately make sumfin and let u kno when i post a pic. Nose hugs 2 you and all the famly. Yours with much 'fection. GrannyK

roadster said...

Bob! Yu're bak! Dat'z sum crafty thingy Mummy did, yes, with the floor too. =P Wat a luvly card made,de kyte is amazing. I'll be checking yurs later.

So envious of your scarf, it's so littol, but it fits yu lyke a...a... scarf. =)

I'd lyke to draw sumthing, Bob, but I left my pensils an cullers at the old house. Hmm... iv it's fyne to drow yewsing the computer...

Stardust said...

AHHHH!!! Bobber! Roadster is my husbend. I had to help him get his blog goin'. Then, I just went arownd seeing people! Silly me! Juz dun't get too alarmed. Roadster is truly a kind guy, he LUVS bears beary much too. =)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


That's a good idea! Daddy sed to fold it dubbol an ware it that way. It duzz mayke it very snug. It'll be good in the winds on Sheppey wen I vizit GrannY! It's allllllways windy there cos theyer by the sea. Fluffy haytes it. She sits faycing into it an all her hair flares owt. Hehehee.

Thanks agen! Hav a good trip!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Daddy haz to be understandin abowt Mummy's mess cos his larst longer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes tho, he is a nice guy. Heez kwite allrite reelly.

Lookin forwerd to yor flutterbye!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Hullo!! I enjoyd seein that Bear on yor blog! WOW! That must hav been very eggsytin for yu, to see a Bear like that. I rekkon the uthers wer up in all that snow maykin snow-bears.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oh yes, kwilty things ar reelly REELLY carfty!

I like it wen I see blogs wiv littol skwares on that peepol ar maykin into kwilts, cos the skwares ar allreddy full sized kwilts an blankets if yor a 8inch Bear.

I hope yu get time to do the challenge!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


no no no!
I'd luv to get to kno Polly!
Glad to hear her thorts on the pant kwestchon.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

the operativ werds in wat yu rote ar

"But then you explained that it was HER mess, so that is okay."

-eggsaktly! Wy is a mess ok wen it's Mummy's, but she tells me to pik all the pants up off the flor wen I mite well want to go bak to them agen layter for anuther frolik???

Taynt fair!

We Bears need to stik together!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yeah, Mummy had a grayte time. She ownly pland to mayke wun payge, but she did 10!! Sheez goin to scan them onto her blog in a few days.

Hav a luvly trip! Hope yu get time to do the challenge wen yor bak!

Dilly sends nose hugs, by the way!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

Yes, the book is a serprize fer Granny. Mummy's goin to bind it together wiv a strip ov leather an then do sumthing felty on the cover. THen sheez goin to mayke a box for it. Then sheez goin to mayke sumthing for Daddy's berfday on July 11th an her frend's berfday on the 15th. SHeez gonna be reelly bizzy an messy!!!

I havent herd from CJ but thanks for the reminder- I'll go an see....


Oh! I wud lov to see sum ov yor cards. Hav yu put eny on yor blog?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wa-heyyy!!! I am lookin forwerd to seein wat yu do wiv the challenge! I bet it's sumthing grayte!

"Creative environment" I like that!!

Daddy is doin the end ov yeer reports for his skool-kids at the moment, so the air is full ov ways-to-put-sumthing-horbol-in-a-nice-way rownd heer. HEHEHEHE!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Please pass on my Nose Hugs to Roadster an sayve a cuppol for yorself!


See if yu can do a doodol on the compewter. That's how Mummy did the pawtrayte at the top ov my posts! She drew it in 'Paint'.


Ms. Creek said...

Bob, it was cool seeing both the black and grizzly bear and her cub! good thing they were far away!

your sister was giving you a bad time on my blog! are you going to put up with that?

Alex L said...

Well mess and creativity go hand in hand Bob, and judging by the mess your mother must be real creative.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

OK Bob! I dunnit! Gosee!!!

A.Bananna said...

wow bob! your mummy is so so Busy! It looks like a lot of fun though! LOL. anyways...hope all is well! How are your sunflowers??

BumbleVee said...

she was definitely up to something alright.... but, lots of great stuff comes out of the biggest mess. Trust me on this...but I'd be too embarrassed to show you my "fun room"....as I can barely find the fun in there just now. lol..

this is just the thing I need in the motivation department. Perhaps I will finish up a "felty thing" I have on the go...if I can find it under the other ...erm... "stuff"..............

Asta said...

I love that scawf on you!!!
you look especially handsome!!!
Byt the way, Mommi has no time fow cwafts wight now, cause she's so behind on hew painting, but you wouldn't believe the mess s
SHe makes..youw Mum is positively neat compawed to hew....I look fowawd to seeing mowe of hew cwaft, and youws too!!!

bikerted said...

Ar all gurls messie when they mayke fings? Ian and meself hav the same problem wif Guzzisue.
Me and Ian hav bin bizzy in the garrage as we hav byke problemms.
Soon I will be putting fotos on my blog you may want to show Dilly.
Grate scarf yew've got. Maybe yor mummie kan mayke yew a hat lyke mine sometyme?


i beati said...

June 25 and 26 th more awards for you and Mummy Tescos we go take me

Velvet Ginger (Rubye Jean) said...

That's so cute bob!!!! You and your Mum are talented and creative, I would like to try the butterfly too with Rue!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I HAV to put up wiv it.
I'm not allowd to hit her.
Daddy won't let me.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

That meens that Daddy is the king ov creativity.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I did!

It's grayte!!!!!!!


I'm goin to collekt pikchers ov evrywun's an put them all on wun post! Tehehe!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


All the sunflowers committed sueyside!!!!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Good luk!

Don't be out off lookin for stuff. Yu never kno wat yu may find wen yu go explorin throo a room. Like, abandond choklit peanuts, for exampol. Chokkie allways taystes best wen it's serprize chokkie, like wen yu think it's all gon an then it issent.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


yeah but this waz in the living room an dun in just a few hours, then she cleerd it up coz ov we all need the room. If it had been in a littol room on her own, this wood bild up an up an up!!! HEHEHE!

Nose hugs!


Blue said...

Pretty please don't take it personal that my stupid "Guestbook" keeps rejecting you - Polly & I want you there.
Do keep trying.

Hugs Blue & nose 'touches' from Molly!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



Yey I think it wud be ace if Mummy mayde me a hat likeyors. I'll hav to drop sum hints!

I'll be over wiv Dilly layter, cos yu've mayde me curioss.

Nose hugs!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,


Thank yu so much!!!!!!!

I shall hav to put them on heer. THANK YU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wen yu go to Tesco, do yu ride on the trolley?

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Okidokie! DOn't worry! Wat pikcher shall I leev there- a naykid wun? HEHEHEHEEEEEEEE cheeky Bear!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

vELVET gINGER, oops caps lok!

I'm lookin forwerd to seein a nice flutterbye from yu as well, then!
(can it be bloo?)

Nose hugs!


CherryPie said...

That looks like a big fun mess :-)

Mrs Nesbitt has a good taste in scarves, you look great in it :-)

Ms. Creek said...

thanks for all the slug advice! I do know that bears dig around in the dirt and eat slugs. would you like to come here and have a feast?

sad your sunflowers committed suicide!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Thanks! Daddy Windowsill Bear rekkon it sootes him too, so I shall hav to keep an eye on it!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

HEHEHEHE! Yeah, if yu roaste them over a fire they tayste jus like likkorish. In fakt, I wuddent be serprized if that waz whare alot ov likkorish comes from.


Guzzisue said...

know the picture on my blog was very pink but did you see the motorbikes in the previous post? Yes Biker Ted is right, I can be very messy when I'm sewing.:-)

Spaulding and Teddy T. Bear said...

Do poems and songs wiyh pitures count as crafty? If so, we want to enter our top three links on our video links in our blog.

If they don't count, does Fuzzy Wuzzy, the topiary Teddy Bear Mommy made last year count?

If that doesn't count, our Garden Gals wanna enter some unusual containers we have in the garden.

AND, if'n it has to be new -- it will take too long, but, when the Garden Gal's Garden is just right -- Mommy has bought us a bird feeder to put together for our bird buddies out back! (The Garden Gals want your bird watering device. Brilliant idea! American Peoples just aren't that smart! Kehehehehe)

Running around frenzied wondering what to contribute to crafty contestiedly Yours,
Ted T. and Spauld