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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Blinkin Valentine!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we playd Rotherham Utd, (ful nayme Rotterscum-townsville utd.) an it waz ok till they startid cheetin an wun.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, me an Mummy walkt to the littol wun rownd the corner.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7 ish /10
  • Daddy's back updayte: it waz so bad on Friday he cuddent go to werk. In fakt, he cuddent sit, stand, or moov left or rite. He jus lent agenst a stool an calld Mummy for help.


Daddy's bak is bad agen (see note, abuv.)

Arfter Mummy had carfterd him all day on Friday, he sed he waz sorry for not bein abol to go owt an get her enything for Valentine's Day. She waz ok abowt this, until I poyntid owt that it waz a bit like sayin "Sorry I cuddent get yu enything for Crissmoss but I waz ill on Crissmoss Eev." Since then, Mummy haz bin in a bit ov a mood. But it wassent MY falt. I don't kno wy Daddy keeps giving me that look.

Valentine's Day is for gerls reelly, so we boy Bears hav bin keepin low an avoydin it all. I think I better keep a low profile at the moment enyway, arfter wat I sed. It dident seem to go down too well wiv IVER ov them.

So we Bears got sum nappin dun, then sum TV, then sum groop scratchin, then sum nappin. Mummy woke us up for this foto. Cheek! We had to do sum mor nappin to mayke up for it.

Dilly an Chuck went all sissyfied wiv Valentine's stuff an nonsense. Pah!

Mummy haz been sharing sum choklits that Chuck got Dilly. I don't understand Mummy. She sed she dident want eny choklits for Valentine's cos she is on a diet. But becos nowun got her eny, this haz mayde her depresst, wich she sez haz mayde her eet choklit, wich is Daddy's falt for not gettin her eny, eevn tho she told him not to.

I'm goin bak to sleep.

Bye fer now!


Joe Stains said...

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Asta said...

What a cunundwum..it's hawd to figoowe giwls out I know being one..sometimes we give mixed messages, heheheNEVEW listen to a giwl who says she doesn't want chocklits, ow jewelwy ow flowews..in that case No aways means you should have thought of it fiwst and of couwse I want some, but if I have to ask fow it it's no good..unnewstand??
hope you had a gweat nap
smoochie kisses

i beati said...

I know we ladies over romanticize but that's how we are. Mummy I understand I sent many many cards and received only one and a male rejection slip three weeks ago. i fought hard not to go under on that special romance day,.Going fo r ice cream now !!!

CherryPie said...

Mummy just needs a bit of pampering :-)

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Bob

Sounds a bit fraught at your house at the moment. We hope your Dad's back gets better very soon and your Mum enjoys her choccies and does not feel so depressed while eating them.

Molly and Taffy

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Keep your head down Bob! (tell Mummy she's lookin finner already!)
Hope Daddy's back better soon. No fun when back hurts.

Stanley said...

Oh, Bob!

All I know about females (of any species) is that you will never truly understand them. (Guess that makes me an expert, huh?)

Sorry about your daddy's back. I'd say give him some goob smooches to help heal it, but then your mummy might stop being my friend, since she's in a mood about the no chocolate chocolate.

But, you can give your mummy a big juicy goober smooch from me for Valentine's day. She deserves it!

Glad to see you were able to lay low. That's what I'd do, if I didn't have a fab girlfriend like Asta to go on romantic weekends to Sicily with!

Goober love & smooches,

Patrice said...

Wow... You truly exist upon another plane altogether!! What fun it is to suss out what you say.

Thanks for stoppin' down the rabbit hole - and being the first (besides me) to admire Fanny's kitty paw. Perhaps I'll post a paw shot of each of my kitties. (They say yes.)

Ms. Creek said...

Whew...complicated situations!

You did give a GOOD point!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

is it safe to come out yet Bob?

Nose hugs 2 u! ♥

Anonymous said...

My Daddy gave me a big box of choccies... and he keeps coming in and nippin' 'em.