WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, February 20, 2009

Bobcam report

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to time spent on hunting reptillyens /10
  • Day Score: hard to calkewlayte as I've never akchewly huntid reptilyen types befor. I yewzerly avoyde them. /10


Well, they still havent ternd up. I've just bin rownd an chekt the Bobcam sistem. The ownly wun that showd enything at all reelly (exsept cam4, wich cort a spider, but I won't post that cos they scare Mummy) waz cam1, at the top ov the stairs. See wat yu think:

OK. Cam1 is set at the top ov the stairs, faysin the dor to the airing cubberd.

If yu don't call it this owtside ov the UK, I maybe better explayne- this is a cubberd that contaynes the hot warter sillinder for the heetin. Abuv it ar lots ov shelvs, an peepol put thare newly washt lorndry in heer arfter dryin it, to mayke shor it's dry all throo. It's also whare most peepol stor thare sheets an towels an stuff. I jus call it the pant cubberd. It also serves as a good shelter dewrin thunder storms. (Pant comfort facility.)

Enyway. This is a good pozishun for Bobcam as it is (1) at the top ov the stairs an (2) on the landin. This meens it will capcher all the traffic goin upstairs, an to the bedroom, the barthroom, etc.....

Oh look! It's wun ov Mummy's fleecy soks!!! Hehe! I wunder if she waz puttin eny fresh pants in thare....


This calls for Bobcam's CSI Enharnse Feetcher:Yu see that???
Don't yu rekkon that cud be the tip ov Chuck's tayle????

I did hav a good look wen I got up this mornin, soon as I sor this. But I carnt see them in thare. An the frunt dor waz unlokt. I rekkon they cayme bak, kippt in heer, then went owt agen..... curioser and curioser...... hmmmm....

Well I've reset all the cams. Hav to wayte an see wat they catch today.


I'm off to investigayte that fresh pant possibility.......

Bye fer now!


Stanley said...


You don't think they eloped do you?! What's the legal age for dragon marriage in the UK? I was guessing it was at LEAST 5, but like I said, I'm just guessing!

Maybe you could pay one of your bear friends to help you do a live monitoring of the cameras so if you see movement, you can run right out and say, "aHA! I've caught you NOW!" and then they can try to run or whatever dragons do when they are surprised.

Just thinking, that's all. keep us updated as you can, man.

Goober love & smooches,

CherryPie said...

That isn't a big tail that is an enormous spider!!!


Ms. Creek said...

BOB! I'm impressed with your detectivismy personality! They should start a CSI BOBLAND ! you could be the main star!

well, that does sorta look like chuck's tail...i wonder what the heck they are up to!

Alex L said...

It is curious Bob. Maybe you should hide the camera in the airing cupboard, or alarm the door some how.

Joe Stains said...

I don't know if you realize I am quite the accomplished detective myself, but I do not have fancy cameras like this. I think I need to make an investment.

Ms. Creek said...

have you found the reptilians yet?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

We cort them!
Knew we wud!!!