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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Grayum heer!



HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!


Well, that yung Bob is down in London rite now, so I thort I'd nip in heer wile thare's sum peece an kwyert!

I wassent serprized to see that that yung wippersnapper haddent updaytid his blog, or thankt yu for yor messidges- frankly, yung Bears today don't hav a grayte deel ov manners, not like in my day.

He rang me from a hotel to arsk if I cud get his Mummy to record a program on BBC2 at 8 o' clok. It's all abowt a famly ov blak Bears, yu see. Ownly I hope it's not a sad program, like wen they go shootin them. That jus issent fair. How is a Bear ment to hold a gun? Weev got big paws, yu kno. It was hard enuff lernin to hold the cholk, wen I waz a teetcher.

Teecherin waz harder in my day wen yu had to ware a hat an rite wiv cholk. Cholk is wun bad muther for gettin owt ov yor ferr. An if yu forget it's thare an lik yorself, it taystes like yor likkin the flor. An if yu need to kno how I kno that, yoov never dropt all yor choklit moosse on the flor.

Dorothy did mayke it to London wiv Arnty Anna an her clan, an so they all went to the Syence Mewseum together. Bob sez he got sum fotoes but I think they will be mostly ov Dorothy. Yung luv, eh? Teehee.....

See yu arownd!

Grayum Bear (BSC)

10 comments:

Mack and Sally Ann said...

I think your post is very nice. It is hard to be a teacher.
Charlie Bear

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Thanks for keeping us in the picture Grayum. You look very posh in your cap and gown. Would a nose hug be out of the question?

Hope Bob is having a good time in London.

Beep! (nose hug from Granny K)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WAT the????

Cheek! SMY blog!!

An wat do yu meen, 'peece an kwyert'?? The noyziest thing in this howse is YU, Grayum, snorin an fartin!!!!!

Benny and Lily said...

Thanks for posting..don't eat the chalk
Benny & Lily

Feronia said...

Lovely to hear from you, Grayum. I didn't know you were a teacher! And it's ok, Bob, it'll always be your blog...Grayum's just keeping things ticking over for you while you're gadding about in London! Have fun :)

Asta said...

Grayum
It must be westful wifout the young ones thewe ,but i bet you miss them tewwibly. Daddi used chalk and had it all ovew his clotheses aftew coming home fwom teaching.It is a mess.
HAve a lovely time while they'we away,but if you talk to Bob.pleez give him my love9he pwobably won't notice my smoochie kisses cause of dowothy..hawd to compete wif gowgeous beaws)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Stardust said...

Mornin Prof! I thot it waz hunny u tried to lik.

Bob's in luv?!?! Am I supposed to cry?

I've cum to thank Bob's mama for the cloves oil tip. I hope the oil works like majick!

chicamom85 said...

Graham, it is so nice to read a post from you. I hope Bob doesnt' get upset with you for taking over his blog. I bet he is too busy with Dorothy to even care. You did a very nice job.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

i beati said...

Grayham may I tell you a secret? I think Bob is especially sweet on Dorothy??

CherryPie said...

Ahh! I loved those days with blackboards and chalk. So nice to here from you :-)