WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Oakey, hed-butting, an I'm not rubbin thoze feet agen, oh no.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes. We playd Milton Keynes, aka. MK Dons (but full nayme is Milton Keynes Not-a-proper-club Franchise Scum) (and "Milton" just wuddent be a strong enuff bleech to cleen the scum ov this lot. Ha.) Enyway the cheetin scum won 2 -0. Poo!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Sam got me) /10
  • Overall Score: 7.439/10

Well Good Lor an slappeth my thie, if it issent over a week agen since I larst bloggd.
Mummy jus hassent been arownd to get the pewter up an running. An as I hav explayned befor (an to her on menny okkayshuns), I CAN blog on my own but I DO need sumwun bigger to help wiv the BIG button on the pewter as it's a bit too stiff for me. I did get Grayum to hed-butt it wunce, an the pewter NEERLY cayme on, but Grayum went spinnin rownd the room for aiges an to be frank, it just aint werth the greef.

So thare yu ar. Sheez all better now, just bizzy. Too bizzy for a loyal Bear wiv a publik to think ov, apparently. But wat can I do? Yu just carnt get the staff theez days.

I've been amewzin myself in the garden this weekend. (Hedgehog poo is reelly fassinaytin, yu kno, I reelly must get sum fotoes ov it for yu befor they all hybernayte.)

Do yu remember Oaky? As it is now Ortum, I thort I wud tayke a foto ov him, befor he loozes his leeves. Heer he is. Hassent he grown since I repotted him?

Daddy has finerly got rownd to arraynging sumwun to fix our heetin. The man is goin to com an do it on the 2nd November. It will tayke a few days, but shud be dun by Mummy's berfday, wich is the 8th. Daddy did sergest that it cud be her berfday present, but she gayve him wun ov her stares. Yu hav to admire him for tryin tho.

Weev had kwite a few winters wivowt heetin, but I told Daddy that Grayum neerly hybernaytid larst yeer, an I just carnt fayce anuther winter rubbin that Bear's feet. So we just HAV to hav sentrol heetin.

Meenwile tho, I am off now to distribewt jumpers amung the uther Bears. 2 weeks to go, yu see, an the eevnins ar gettin a bit nippy.

Bye fer now!


Benny and Lily said...

BTW..hiya..maybe it is better momma was busy because look at the fun you were having in the garden!
Happy Day
Beny & Lily

Julie said...

Yay to sentral heetin!!!

CherryPie said...

I am glad Mummy is better :-)

Oaky is quite awsome!!!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Oakey is lookin good Bob! Glad mummy is feeling better and that you are gettin some heating back on. Wrap up warm guys, it's getting chilly!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad that Mummy is better and for finally turning on the computer.

I have a chipmunk running around my yard gathering acorns and maple keys. I must remember to put out some peanuts and raisins for him.

Our weather is skipping straight to winter. Rainy at my house but snow has fallen at my brother's house.

Bundle up and stay warm.

CCSI said...

I know just what you mean..I've had a tewwibull time getting mommi to go wound to all my fwiends like she's sposed to, and fwankly, I weally am not good at tecknickl things so I need hew..sheesh
I hope you have enuff wawm jumpews to go awound untill youw Daddi gets that heat.
Hehehehe, I'm wolling awound thinking he thought that would be an appwopwiate pwesent fow youw Mummi, hehehe..men, hehehehehe clooless.
Youw twee is gowgeous, cleawly he loves his new pot.
I can't wait to see that fascinating poo.

I'm going to go watch futball on TV(it's italians unfowtoonately, not youw team)
smoochie kisses
pee ess big smoochies fow dilly

Buttons the Bear said...

Hi Bob,
Glad to hear about the heat getting fixed. Having the heat fixed doesn't sound like a good birthday present to my mom either.

Glad mummy is feeling better too. It's difficult when the chief button pusher isn't cooperating with your schedule.

I spent a little time in the garden today too. Oakey does look like he is enjoying his new pot. I think he's grown, you just can't see it, he's busy growing his toes.

Well I have to get back to watching the Chicago Bears play football (American style). Grr, they just fumbled the ball, again.

Grr-bye for now,

Marlowe said...

I'm really fond of central heating-- and air conditioning too. I'd hate if ours broke. I'm glad your dad is getting it fixed!

BumbleVee said...

I remember those kinds of things from years ago...somebody would ask... do you want a diamond ring or a new washer and dryer? A diamond ring or a new kitchen?...... etc... til my hands got too old and wrinkly to bother with diamonds.... but today he actually said perhaps its time he bought me something special.... and I said... (( and, since I know your Mom loathes golf..I know she'll laugh and think I'm nuts ))...but, I said... how 'bout a golf club membership? As expensive as they are that should make up for 27 years without a huge diamond.... hahahha.....

Feronia said...

Oaky is looking good, Bob. You are obviously a top notch gardener. Glad you're getting sentral heetin. Nice and snuggly warm for winter :)

Shrinky said...

Such a green fingered little bear you are, Bob! So glad to hear your mummy is better now, but just to be on the safe side, best issue her with a couple of those jumpers you were talking about - just 'til the central heating kicks in, eh?

Textile Art Showcase said...

Glad to hear all is well in your household Bob and that you are hopefully going to have a warm and cosy winter ahead with heating sorted.
Oakey is doing really well!

Ms. Creek said...

i love Oaky! and hugs to your mum!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Glad the heat is on now that it's getting chilly!

And please wish your mum a happy birthday for me! :))

Ginger Jasper said...

Glad mum is feeling beter.. I love your jumper and am glad you are giving them out.. It is getting realy chilly now..You look as though you were enjoying the garden.. Hugs GJ x

chicamom85 said...

Bob, Hedgehog poo?? If you want to see some good pooing, just let me know. I will show you some good looking poo. I am so glad that the heat will be fixed so you and all the bears won't have to hibernate. I can't go through a whole winter without you. Are you working on a party for Mommies birthday? SHHHHHHH I won't tell.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Stardust said...

Now, even Bear haytes winter! Brr...

I wunder how heetin is lyke at yur place, it's horribol in Japan. =( Or izzit jus me. Well at leest, I have a Bear dat hugs me warm.

Oaky, so cute!!

mrsnesbitt said...

Definately jumper season! me thinks I will have a scurry round the charity shops soon!

i beati said...

heetin a very good thing sandy

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Your taking great care of your family. It is important to keep warm.
Sally Ann

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

Uhwooh Bob!
Mee kawvd mee jackohwantoon, kum tu me bwog an dee it!